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Title: Opti Outed!
Post by: PhilRich on 20 August 2014, 12:35:39
He's a regular Bruce Wayne is our Lord Opti of Boraciclint Manor! His public persona shows us the typical slightly 'Down at heel' landed gentry Omega owner, but in reality once he's donned his black cape & keks in private, the real opti emerges!
Here he is in the smaller of his garages indulging his true motoring passion! :D ;) ;D



(http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab197/philrich1064/14185_804926716218507_7577857471143286144_n_zpsb51ac234.jpg) (http://s863.photobucket.com/user/philrich1064/media/14185_804926716218507_7577857471143286144_n_zpsb51ac234.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 August 2014, 12:49:24
What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Jusme on 20 August 2014, 13:40:45
And Opti's shopper...(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/v1c3nz4/HarleyDavidson.jpg)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 14:08:40
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 14:10:51
What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D

The landed gentry have been perverts since the dawn of time, Sir Tig. ;D ;D

What was the name of that Tory MP? The one found dead in high heels and fishnets, and with a piece of orange in his mouth.
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 August 2014, 14:41:39
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?
What do you mean that they don't deliver :o

Joking aside, if you weren't penniless before, you will be once Mrs Opti the third gets custody of the family Corsa... :-\
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Rog on 20 August 2014, 15:04:49
What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D

The landed gentry have been perverts since the dawn of time, Sir Tig. ;D ;D

What was the name of that Tory MP? The one found dead in high heels and fishnets, and with a piece of orange in his mouth.

Steven Milligan . . . . I think

Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: aaronjb on 20 August 2014, 15:05:04
I saw a brace of these the other day - both towing trailers like this .. I think you'd look mighty fine astride a two wheeled armchair, Opti:

(http://p1.bikepics.com/2007%5C01%5C25%5Cbikepics-782021-320.jpg)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 15:48:09
What you can't see in the picture is that he's wearing his high heels and fish nets!!  ;D

The landed gentry have been perverts since the dawn of time, Sir Tig. ;D ;D

What was the name of that Tory MP? The one found dead in high heels and fishnets, and with a piece of orange in his mouth.

Steven Milligan . . . . I think

Yep...I have just googled him. :-\

Bin bag over his head and flex around his neck .

Jesus......the lengths some people will go to in order to 'get off'.

Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 15:50:25
I saw a brace of these the other day - both towing trailers like this .. I think you'd look mighty fine astride a two wheeled armchair, Opti:

(http://p1.bikepics.com/2007%5C01%5C25%5Cbikepics-782021-320.jpg)

That outfit looks ideal for burger munching americans, Aaron. :y

California?
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: aaronjb on 20 August 2014, 15:55:00
Just the first one that came up in Google… I didn't see pair I saw in California though, that's for sure - I saw them in Chertsey, Surrey ;D
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 16:19:04
Just the first one that came up in Google… I didn't see pair I saw in California though, that's for sure - I saw them in Chertsey, Surrey ;D

Pleny of money in leafy Surrey. :y

I believe that Mr Tunnie currently resides in wealthy Surrey. I presume he sold his Chelsea 'shag pad' to finance the move. :)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 August 2014, 16:34:35
I believe his Chelsea shag pad was the very reason he needed a bigger house ::)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Jusme on 20 August 2014, 16:58:15
Pleny of money in leafy Surrey.

I believe that Mr Tunnie currently resides in wealthy Surrey.

Just down the road from my B.I.L. I hear, notice how the Omega adds just that bit more 'class' to his hovel...

(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/v1c3nz4/1-261220102551.jpg)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 17:43:08
Pleny of money in leafy Surrey.

I believe that Mr Tunnie currently resides in wealthy Surrey.

Just down the road from my B.I.L. I hear, notice how the Omega adds just that bit more 'class' to his hovel...

(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n539/v1c3nz4/1-261220102551.jpg)

That is the perfect house for an Omega. :y

An Aston Martin or Rolls Royce would look out of place. ;D
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: aaronjb on 20 August 2014, 17:47:23
Too much house and not enough garage for the average Omega owner, given the amount of time spent dismantling the car.. ;D

This is more like it:
(http://www.fbm.co.uk/rpspics/_thumbnails/NAR090048_04-w227h180q80c1e1.jpg)

;)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 August 2014, 17:55:03
That's more like it :y

Portacabin in the corner and that's the perfect house...
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: omega3000 on 20 August 2014, 19:20:03
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

I think your arm and back muscles would be rather sore after a short blast on one of those easyriders  ::) Not comfy at all  :(
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 20:02:41
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

I think your arm and back muscles would be rather sore after a short blast on one of those easyriders  ::) Not comfy at all  :(

I'm barely 30, Mr Emd. Therefore I have youth on my side. ::) ::) ::) :)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: PhilRich on 20 August 2014, 21:07:12
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

I think your arm and back muscles would be rather sore after a short blast on one of those easyriders  ::) Not comfy at all  :(

I'm barely 30, Mr Emd. Therefore I have youth on my side. ::) ::) ::) :)



The fact that you can spell proper & string a sentence together blows that big fat fib outa the water opti! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Rods2 on 20 August 2014, 21:15:49
The dementia is getting worse as he said he was 35 last week. :o :o :o
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Rog on 20 August 2014, 22:12:43
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

I think your arm and back muscles would be rather sore after a short blast on one of those easyriders  ::) Not comfy at all  :(

I'm barely 30, Mr Emd. Therefore I have youth on my side. ::) ::) ::) :)

"Barely" 30 and three wives  . . . . . . ?   ::)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 22:37:34
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

I think your arm and back muscles would be rather sore after a short blast on one of those easyriders  ::) Not comfy at all  :(

I'm barely 30, Mr Emd. Therefore I have youth on my side. ::) ::) ::) :)

"Barely" 30 and three wives  . . . . . . ?   ::)

So far. ;)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: Vamps on 20 August 2014, 23:30:52
I'm actually thinking of getting another bike. :y

I'm getting too old and arthritic for a 'race rep' these days, but the chopper's that Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper rode in 'Easyrider' would be just fine.

I'm just wondering where I would put all the tins of 'value beans' when I make my regular trip to the foodbank?

I think your arm and back muscles would be rather sore after a short blast on one of those easyriders  ::) Not comfy at all  :(

I'm barely 30, Mr Emd. Therefore I have youth on my side. ::) ::) ::) :)

"Barely" 30
and three wives  . . . . . . ?   ::)

So far. ;)

Yeh right!! we know differently don't we?........... ;) ;)

And don't forget this wife's better looking sister........... :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Opti Outed!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 21 August 2014, 00:14:35
I suspect from todays news that that bed post is well and truly notched ::)