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Title: Suarez
Post by: omega3000 on 20 August 2014, 19:43:07
Has vowed never to bite again and its all behind him  ::) Thing is defending against him gives him the edge as constantly keeping your distance to avoid a bite  :(
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: aaronjb on 20 August 2014, 20:03:14
I bet he said that the last two (three?) times, as well..
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Rods2 on 20 August 2014, 20:59:17
I think he's had some therapy. Three rounds of mud wresting a hungry crocodile. ::) ::) ::)









Suarez won, bit the crocodiles head off. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 August 2014, 21:03:18
The guy has mental health issues. :-\

He is not the full quid. :-\
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Rods2 on 20 August 2014, 21:13:54
The guy has mental health issues. :-\

He is not the full quid. :-\

His problem is his favourite times of the day are mealtimes. He loves going for a bite. ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: cleggy on 20 August 2014, 21:21:32
Must have had his teeth removed, and remove his dentures while playing. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Steve B on 20 August 2014, 22:39:03
Has vowed never to bite again and its all behind him  ::) Thing is defending against him gives him the edge as constantly keeping your distance to avoid a bite  :(
Bet that comes back to bite him in the arse  ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Rog on 21 August 2014, 08:29:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D

I think that Spain is one of the few European countries that still had Rabies. Is there some kind of link in that  ::)

Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: The Sheriff on 21 August 2014, 14:29:18
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 August 2014, 14:54:20
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: omega3000 on 21 August 2014, 19:14:55
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 August 2014, 19:57:44
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D

Yep. Carrying £300,000  around with him each week is weighing him down. :)

If he couldn't kick a ball the thick bastard would be working on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage. >:(
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: The Sheriff on 21 August 2014, 20:00:08
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D

Yep. Carrying £300,000  around with him each week is weighing him down. :)

If he couldn't kick a ball the thick bastard would be working on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage. >:(
You don't really like Wayne..do you Opti?  :-\
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 August 2014, 20:11:52
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D

Yep. Carrying £300,000  around with him each week is weighing him down. :)

If he couldn't kick a ball the thick bastard would be working on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage. >:(
You don't really like Wayne..do you Opti?  :-\

I don't like any overpaid nancy boy footballer. ;) How can someone with an I.Q in single figures possibly be worth £1.2 million a month?

Teachers...doctors .....nurses......engineers. These are the people we should value. Not brainless 'celebs'.... :-\

Rant over. :y ;D

Society is fooked. :-\ :D >:( ;)
 
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Rog on 22 August 2014, 09:20:22

I don't like any overpaid nancy boy footballer. ;) How can someone with an I.Q in single figures possibly be worth £1.2 million a month?

Teachers...doctors .....nurses......engineers. These are the people we should value. Not brainless 'celebs'.... :-\

Rant over. :y ;D

Society is fooked. :-\ :D >:( ;)
 

How ? Because the public coughs up for pay TV, coughs up at the turnstile, buys the merchandise etc etc.

I completely agree, player salaries are absurd, but where does the money come from ? As long as there is demand, the salaries will remain.


Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: aaronjb on 22 August 2014, 09:26:19
So .. pay TV televise operations with theatre seating around the operating theatre, T-shirts on the door… then we can pay doctors & nurses like footballers ;) ;D
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 August 2014, 09:31:47
So .. pay TV televise operations with theatre seating around the operating theatre, T-shirts on the door… then we can pay doctors & nurses like footballers ;) ;D

Be a darn sight less like watching paint dry than the current shower of wendyballists. I think you might be on to something. :y
Title: Re: Suarez
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 August 2014, 10:25:33
And how many 'World cup' goals has Rooney scored for England in his illustrious career?

I believe the answer is one (1). :-\

Put him up against world class players and he is out of his depth.

Still, £300,000 a week isn't   bad for putting a goal or two past Hull and Swansea.  :-\