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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 June 2008, 11:34:19
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I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia :y
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Do dilitithium crystals (or whatever it was they used) cause global warming?
Not sure its feasible, as the tax on the crystals will be too high if fatty brown cottons on....
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Bound to tax something! Prehaps a loitering tax just in case you may teleport yourslef.
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Do dilitithium crystals (or whatever it was they used) cause global warming?
Not sure its feasible, as the tax on the crystals will be too high if fatty brown cottons on....
Had a word with Scotty, he says dilithium crystals are carbon neutral
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I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia :y
Haven't you ever watched The Fly? ;D ;D ;D
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Naturally,it could only be done with hermetically sealed chambers to stop contamination.
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I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia :y
Well Optimist you may not have to wait too long for this "result"! ;D ;D
Two Russian quantum scientists have apparently calculated the possibility of creating a time machine within the next two years. It can only go forward in time apparently, but it is a start!
Mind you then you will have to contend with me on the wrong side of the time line due to me putting on make up speeding alone at warp speed 1000. :y :y Wow, what an exciting thought! :y :y However, I will no doubt shatter a few atomic forms during the delicate cell transportation, disintergration process! :'(
I wonder if there will be insurance required for this form of travel, available from Atomist Insurance Co, or Quantum Leap Insurance Co, etc, etc ? One things for sure the government of the day will milk it of tax like they do currently! :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Well Optimist you may not have to wait too long for this "result"! ;D ;D
Two Russian quantum scientists have apparently calculated the possibility of creating a time machine within the next two years. It can only go forward in time apparently, but it is a start!
Mind you then you will have to contend with me on the wrong side of the time line due to me putting on make up speeding alone at warp speed 1000. :y :y Wow, what an exciting thought! :y :y However, I will no doubt shatter a few atomic forms during the delicate cell transportation, disintergration process! :'(
I wonder if there will be insurance required for this form of travel, available from Atomist Insurance Co, or Quantum Leap Insurance Co, etc, etc ? One things for sure the government of the day will milk it of tax like they do currently! :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Well observed as usual Lizzie. What you say may be closer to the truth than many people think.
PS Regarding the makeup. I'd been interogated by the Klingons and they made me say it
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Well Optimist you may not have to wait too long for this "result"! ;D ;D
Two Russian quantum scientists have apparently calculated the possibility of creating a time machine within the next two years. It can only go forward in time apparently, but it is a start!
Mind you then you will have to contend with me on the wrong side of the time line due to me putting on make up speeding alone at warp speed 1000. :y :y Wow, what an exciting thought! :y :y However, I will no doubt shatter a few atomic forms during the delicate cell transportation, disintergration process! :'(
I wonder if there will be insurance required for this form of travel, available from Atomist Insurance Co, or Quantum Leap Insurance Co, etc, etc ? One things for sure the government of the day will milk it of tax like they do currently! :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Well observed as usual Lizzie. What you say may be closer to the truth than many people think.
PS Regarding the makeup. I'd been interogated by the Klingons and they made me say it
What a great excuse Optimist! I love it! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Sorry as with all things that relate to transport in this country the transporter systems are off line this weekend due to Engineering works overunning....the heisenberg compensators are off line for re-aligenment and the transport pattern buffers are running self diagnostics...but Mr Scott assures me that these systems will be back on line before the west coast main line upgrades are complete...... :D :D :P ::) but the warp drive is still fully functioning...max speed warp 9.9975.... ::) ::)
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I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia :y
Well Optimist you may not have to wait too long for this "result"! ;D ;D
Two Russian quantum scientists have apparently calculated the possibility of creating a time machine within the next two years. It can only go forward in time apparently, but it is a start!
Mind you then you will have to contend with me on the wrong side of the time line due to me putting on make up speeding alone at warp speed 1000. :y :y Wow, what an exciting thought! :y :y However, I will no doubt shatter a few atomic forms during the delicate cell transportation, disintergration process! :'(
I wonder if there will be insurance required for this form of travel, available from Atomist Insurance Co, or Quantum Leap Insurance Co, etc, etc ? One things for sure the government of the day will milk it of tax like they do currently! :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
A Time Machine, now thers a thought, imagine getting that Speeding Ticket in the Post!, you could just zip back in time and slow down as you pass the Camera.
Or when your Insurance, Tax and MOT is due, yep, go back 12 months and do it all again for free!
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I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia :y
optimist for prime minister. all in favour, say aye. all against, say naye.
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Just imagine the down side though. If you could teleport some one by proxy.
Lizzie would have all the males teleported to annother plannet. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Just imagine the down side though. If you could teleport some one by proxy.
Lizzie would have all the males teleported to annother plannet. ;D ;D ;D ;D
That is correct.....my planet so I can have you all to myself for breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night supper!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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If no one wanted petrol Bush would have to find another reason to start a war