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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Seth on 30 September 2014, 13:25:25
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Anyone up for this? ::)
Should be less disastrous even more controversial better than: http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=108147.msg1353094#msg1353094
Discuss ... :o
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Sod off my beard has only just grown back from last year's debacle.
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Sod off my beard has only just grown back from last year's debacle.
Beard, you say? One of the lucky ones, then... Some things that got burnt off that night will never grow back. :o
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My psychologist won't let me come, apparetly flashbacks are quite common when you come so close to death :'(
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Sod off my beard has only just grown back from last year's debacle.
Beard, you say? One of the lucky ones, then... Some things that got burnt off that night will never grow back. :o
Indeed Kev, a certain member from Stoke is still talking with a very high voice.
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Nurse... Nurse .... NURSE !! Where's my medicine .. that Seth is setting things off ... AGAIN !!!
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Oh Lordy me, never again. Ever.
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Sod off my beard has only just grown back from last year's debacle.
'Twas 2012; mon Capitan ... and I ain't taking the wrap for that Lazydocker sort's cock-up apparent expertise with the pyrotechnical technicalities. Seems that he'd got the marrow pickle/waste fuel blend ratio screwed-up ... come to think of it, he's kept a low profile ever since ... :-\
That said, when Master Zok got involved with him at liberating us from the local nick, LD's molo tov cock tail iffy stuff certainly overdid the trick. They were only supposed to blow the bloody door off, after all ... and I've still got gammy leg to prove it after that cell door lintel landed on it :(
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you got the rockets yet seth???
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you got the rockets yet seth???
Think so. 8)
Bloke down the pub's sortin' this ... apparently, they're the very latest gear ... called Nu Clear ... I think :-\
Ain't heard of them before ... :o
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they should go with a bang and a flash!! :y
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you got the rockets yet seth???
Word on the street is that a van full of 'supplies' destined to Syria from Cardiff accidentally on purpose turned left onto the M4...
Guessing that's the rockets, er, burgers sorted ;D
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they should go with a bang and a flash!! :y
Apparently so ... and they've got a helluva range. Intercontinentalgalactic, whatever that means 8)
Gelignite Kelly's the top man in his field. Certainly seems to know his stuff ... well, that's what the idiots locals in the boozer told me anyway ... ::)
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Word on the street is that a van full of 'supplies' destined to Syria from Cardiff accidentally on purpose turned left onto the M4...
Guessing that's the rockets, er, burgers sorted ;D
An excellent start to the preparations - well done, Al! :y
Need to sort some best Wiltshire pork bangers sausages too.
Anyone seen that good egg Mr Entwood? ::)
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I think he's retrieving some new old stock napalm as we type :y
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Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable.......... :y :y
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Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable.......... :y :y
That's the only prerequisite ;D
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Word on the street is that a van full of 'supplies' destined to Syria from Cardiff accidentally on purpose turned left onto the M4...
Guessing that's the rockets, er, burgers sorted ;D
An excellent start to the preparations - well done, Al! :y
Need to sort some best Wiltshire pork bangers sausages too.
Anyone seen that good egg Mr Entwood? ::)
Mr E is hiding in the shed, surrounded by fire extinguishers, asbestos blankets, and tinfoil suits until that horrible little man Seth stops talking about setting fire to things ... again. A man's nervous system can only take so much in one lifetime ....
Nurse ... NURSE .. more tranquilisers ... PLEASE
:'( :'( :'( :'(
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Mr E is obviously teasing us....as Ive noted that he's already started to build the bonfire at the side of his house....he's started well....there seems to be some wood/plastic/rubber/tin (not sure the tin will burn that well tho :-\ ) all on a concrete base....and about 10ft high already......just needs more timber chucking on top to finish it off :y :y ;D
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Mr E is hiding in the shed, surrounded by fire extinguishers, asbestos blankets, and tinfoil suits until that horrible little man Seth stops talking about setting fire to things ... again. A man's nervous system can only take so much in one lifetime ....
Chill Winston Nige; things appear to be me an' Gelignite Beer Belly Kelly've got it all under control man :o
Should count yerself lucky, as you escaped made it home relatively unscathed last time. 'Twas myself, TB; Mrs Seth and that vodka-swilling Ukrainian crane driver who took the full force of the blast Lazydocker's over reaction enthusiasm :(
Al's sorted the burgers (can't see an artic-full being consumed, somehow), though am having difficulty keeping the consignment frozen for the ensuing weeks :-\
Just thought that you'd be in a position to sort some of those best Wiltshire bangers sausages ... same variety as last time. Can't see what all the fuss is about ... :-[
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Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable.......... :y :y
Already had you pencilled-in for this vital important role, dear boy!
You bringin' the family, Vamps? 8)
Need to speak with Guffers next ... see if he'll provide the paramedic/field hospital medical expertise/trauma care ::)
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My psychologist won't let me come, apparetly flashbacks are quite common when you come so close to death :'(
'Flashover' is the correct adjective term .. I reckon ;)
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Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable.......... :y :y
Already had you pencilled-in for this vital important role, dear boy!
You bringin' the family, Vamps? 8)
Need to speak with Guffers next ... see if he'll provide the paramedic/field hospital medical expertise/trauma care ::)
No, not this year, it would be irresponsible, I just could not let Miss Vamps get so excited again, the deputy Chief of Cleveland Fire Brigade is not too happy with me at the moment....... :( :(
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Can I volunteer to be First Aider again? Updated my Haschem skills this year, got some butter for those that only get a flesh burn, and they told my I was certifiable.......... :y :y
Already had you pencilled-in for this vital important role, dear boy!
You bringin' the family, Vamps? 8)
Need to speak with Guffers next ... see if he'll provide the paramedic/field hospital medical expertise/trauma care ::)
I am still waiting for my ambulance to be repaired after last year, plus it never lost that stench after Jammie let one rip inside while I was tending to his 2nd degree burns.
I keep telling patients that it must be a dead mouse under the floor plan but I know that it will linger. What is the half-life of his naga fuelled radioactive farts these days?
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Mr E is obviously teasing us....as Ive noted that he's already started to build the bonfire at the side of his house....he's started well....there seems to be some wood/plastic/rubber/tin (not sure the tin will burn that well tho :-\ ) all on a concrete base....and about 10ft high already......just needs more timber chucking on top to finish it off :y :y ;D
Funny you should mention this Dave ...
Got a family funeral in Trowbridge on Friday, so'll pop over to the Moonraker's gaffe and see how the preparations are proceeding.
Need to discuss the ... err ... 'arrangements' ... ::)
(Wait for it ...) ;)