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Title: NEAR THE KNUCKLE
Post by: STMO123 on 23 June 2008, 20:35:24
A man goes home to find his girlfriend packing. "I'm leaving" she says "I've just found out you're a paedophile".

"Whoa," he says "that's a big word for a ten year old"
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Post by: Gaffers on 23 June 2008, 20:37:25
 :o :o :o

very close
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Post by: psychnurse on 23 June 2008, 20:37:33
 ;) ;) ;) umm dubious... but funny!!!  :y
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Post by: stuart30 on 23 June 2008, 20:48:39
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A man goes home to find his girlfriend packing. "I'm leaving" she says "I've just found out you're a paedophile".

"Whoa," he says "that's a big word for a ten year old"

About as funny as Hitler announcing his going too use LPG too keep costs down. :o
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Post by: Vamps on 23 June 2008, 20:49:37
 :o :o :Too Close...............
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Post by: Debs. on 23 June 2008, 20:55:58
He`s just 'kidding'! ::)
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Post by: Vamps on 23 June 2008, 20:58:14
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Yes, I know..............
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Post by: stuart30 on 23 June 2008, 21:00:08
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Would ""Kidding"" be the operative word... ;D

Sorry i have a poor sense of humour... ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 23 June 2008, 21:02:29
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Would ""Kidding"" me the operative word... ;D

Sorry i have a poor sense of humour... ;D

Just my warped sense of 'funny'! ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 23 June 2008, 21:03:31
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He`s just 'kidding'! ::)


Would ""Kidding"" me the operative word... ;D

Sorry i have a poor sense of humour... ;D

Just my warped sense of 'funny'! ;D

Hummmmmm................... ::)
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Post by: Debs. on 23 June 2008, 21:07:43
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Hummmmmm................... ::)

 :o....Oops, sincere apologies for any (inadvertent) offence Mike :-*
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Post by: Vamps on 23 June 2008, 21:16:01
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Hummmmmm................... ::)

 :o....Oops, sincere apologies for any (inadvertent) offence Mike :-*

Nooooooooooooo no ofence ;D
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Post by: stuart30 on 23 June 2008, 21:19:34
Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D
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Post by: JiMbOb789 on 23 June 2008, 22:00:31
 ;D ;D Naughty but so good ;D ;D

LOL :y
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Post by: Entwood on 23 June 2008, 22:26:02
Oh dear .....    :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jay w on 23 June 2008, 23:36:37
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Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D

I call my wife 'my little pet pitbull'  ;D that has come in for flack before now..

She is 4'11, very determined character and once she gets the bit between her teeth she doesn't let go.....


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Post by: Vamps on 23 June 2008, 23:40:58
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Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D

I call my wife 'my little pet pitbull'  ;D that has come in for flack before now..

She is 4'11, very determined character and once she gets the bit between her teeth she doesn't let go.....



Mines an oompha Lumpa  if that is how you spell it, 'charlie and the chocolate factory'  or 'Toby' as in toby jug............ ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: stuart30 on 24 June 2008, 00:23:58
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Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D

I call my wife 'my little pet pitbull'  ;D that has come in for flack before now..

She is 4'11, very determined character and once she gets the bit between her teeth she doesn't let go.....


Funnily enough mines the same and she did today....im hoping to be able too sit down at some point tonight. ;D
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Post by: mantahatch on 24 June 2008, 08:02:50
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Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D

I call my wife 'my little pet pitbull'  ;D that has come in for flack before now..

She is 4'11, very determined character and once she gets the bit between her teeth she doesn't let go.....




Hi Jay, my wife is exactly the same height, and when it comes to haggling on the price of something (like a car) she is the absolute best.
I call her "sweetie" and yes she is looking over my shoulder.

Mike
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Post by: Gaffers on 24 June 2008, 09:31:32
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Ok sorry this is off topic but its made me thin k about a comment i made a while back,seems if my twisted sense of humour isnt always appreciated.

A while back i referred to my wife as ""My little darky"" on another forum,well the amount of abuse i received was unbelievable,called everything from a chauvinistic pig to a racist ect ect.

Seems that whats funny too some is offensive too others...even after i explained my wife had just come back from the Philippines so was darker than usual and is only 5ft tall.....so yeah she"s my little darky. ::)



Just a ramble... ;D

I call my wife 'my little pet pitbull'  ;D that has come in for flack before now..

She is 4'11, very determined character and once she gets the bit between her teeth she doesn't let go.....




Hi Jay, my wife is exactly the same height, and when it comes to haggling on the price of something (like a car) she is the absolute best.
I call her "sweetie" and yes she is looking over my shoulder.

Mike

Ironically I call mine the Long-Haired General even though she has short hair.....  ::)