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Title: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Debs. on 26 June 2008, 08:59:48

An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end
of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show
no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he
sees, and the man proclaims:

"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"

The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and
immediately the patient launches into:

"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it."

This continues with the next patient:

"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns
unit." ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Andy B on 26 June 2008, 09:01:57

Groan!
I'll hold your coat for you!    ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 June 2008, 09:03:36

 ;D ;D ;D(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h64/pickledpepper/getmecoat1.gif)

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 June 2008, 09:05:39

Clucking bell, thats a bad one!

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Gaffers on 26 June 2008, 09:06:51

love it  :y  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Jimbob on 26 June 2008, 09:17:21

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: psychnurse on 26 June 2008, 10:29:32

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: LJay on 26 June 2008, 11:32:59

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Vamps on 26 June 2008, 12:14:08

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Andyb on 26 June 2008, 12:49:16

oh dear oh dear oh dear

 ::)

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: rickyboy on 26 June 2008, 12:58:18

Brilliant, or should I say gallous!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: Entwood on 26 June 2008, 14:16:04

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Scots.
Post by: FRE07962128 on 26 June 2008, 14:59:46

Very good Debs!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I am going to have a wee dram now after that! :D ;)