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Title: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 19:46:04
....what crab cleaner is? Christine has just advised me (by dirty pm, of course) to use crab cleaner on it. :-\
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 December 2014, 20:03:38
ffs, no meds and Northants water. NUUUUURSE ;D


It's carb cleaner with a typo. ::)
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Post by: chrisgixer on 06 December 2014, 20:12:27
...and I forgot the copy and paste was loaded with that text, instead of this (http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/a5126f21c888e21dd7b04899176dd385728b07af_r.gif) text ;D
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Post by: omega3000 on 06 December 2014, 20:14:26
ffs, no meds and Northants water. NUUUUURSE ;D


It's carb cleaner with a typo. ::)

(http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/a5126f21c888e21dd7b04899176dd385728b07af_r.gif)
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 December 2014, 20:15:08
I know. Fatal isn't it. ::) ;D
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Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 20:22:20
Nah....it's deffo crab cleaner. Did you delete your memails yet?  ;D
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 06 December 2014, 20:25:44
I was going to say that I saw some on Craigslist...  Did you want a can Stmo :-\
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Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 20:27:49
I was going to say that I saw some on Craigslist...  Did you want a can Stmo :-\
Let me just check my crabs......
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 20:28:24
......clean enough for me. No thanks, Al  :y
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2014, 20:29:50
Don't squirt carb cleaner on it ffs, it'll drop off!!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 20:31:53
Don't squirt carb cleaner on it ffs, it'll drop off!!  :D  ;D
Carb cleaner? No, no, no.....it's crab cleaner we're on about.
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2014, 20:34:08
Don't squirt carb cleaner on it ffs, it'll drop off!!  :D  ;D
Carb cleaner? No, no, no.....it's crab cleaner we're on about.

Oh! Try tea tree oil, that'll kill the little buggers!  :y
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 20:35:38
Don't squirt carb cleaner on it ffs, it'll drop off!!  :D  ;D
Carb cleaner? No, no, no.....it's crab cleaner we're on about.

Oh! Try tea tree oil, that'll kill the little buggers!  :y
Gixer recommended Northants water. What's that?
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2014, 20:38:14
Don't squirt carb cleaner on it ffs, it'll drop off!!  :D  ;D
Carb cleaner? No, no, no.....it's crab cleaner we're on about.

Oh! Try tea tree oil, that'll kill the little buggers!  :y
Gixer recommended Northants water. What's that?
Dunno, but I've often thought there must be something in the water in Reading....  ::)  ;D
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Post by: chrisgixer on 06 December 2014, 20:42:39
Good job I'm not in Reading then. Differant river see ;)
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 December 2014, 20:45:42
Good job I'm not in Reading then. Differant river see ;)

Who mentioned you? Did I? Don't think so!  :-\  You must have a Reading complex Chris!  ;D

You might be able to get treatment on the NHS for that...  :-\
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 December 2014, 20:46:21
Good job I'm not in Reading then. Differant river see ;)
Different spelling of different.
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Post by: PhilRich on 06 December 2014, 22:34:47
Lots of smelling pisstakes on here ::) ;)
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Post by: chrisgixer on 06 December 2014, 22:43:14
Good job I'm not in Reading then. Differant river see ;)

Who mentioned you? Did I? Don't think so!  :-\  You must have a Reading complex Chris!  ;D

You might be able to get treatment on the NHS for that...  :-\

Did I say you did? No I didn't did I, I'm mearly saying I'm not in Reading. I think its you with the complex.

Tannoy on< attention OOF! attention OOF! Some of Estas meds to carrot country. Urgently please >Tannoy off.
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Post by: 05omegav6 on 06 December 2014, 22:49:56
Full moon anyone... ::)
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 December 2014, 00:57:46
Good job I'm not in Reading then. Differant river see ;)

Who mentioned you? Did I? Don't think so!  :-\  You must have a Reading complex Chris!  ;D

You might be able to get treatment on the NHS for that...  :-\

Did I say you did? No I didn't did I, I'm mearly saying I'm not in Reading. I think its you with the complex.

Tannoy on< attention OOF! attention OOF! Some of Estas meds to carrot country. Urgently please >Tannoy off.

The first step on the road to recovery is acceptance Chris. " My name's Chris and I'm an from Reading!! "  :y
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: dad1uk on 07 December 2014, 01:34:09
Will http://www.amazon.co.uk/Putoline-Crab-Cleaner-Aersol-500ml/dp/B00DDZIH2C helpyour problem...... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: Shackeng on 07 December 2014, 10:59:46
That's the stuff, works well, they can only jump 3 feet now. ::)
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 07 December 2014, 14:08:59
Will http://www.amazon.co.uk/Putoline-Crab-Cleaner-Aersol-500ml/dp/B00DDZIH2C helpyour problem...... ;D ;D
At last. I knew it existed  :y  ;D
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: Shackeng on 07 December 2014, 15:29:18
That's the stuff, works well, they can only jump 3 feet now. ::)

I've just realised that this probably passed you all by. It starts "It's no good standing on the seat..." You can guess the rest of this well known military ditty. :y
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: The Sheriff on 07 December 2014, 15:31:46
Its no good standing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump ten feet
And if you think that that is high
The ****ing things next door can fly
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: Shackeng on 07 December 2014, 15:38:42
Its no good standing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump ten feet
And if you think that that is high
The ****ing things next door can fly

It was six feet when I learnt it, but that's inflation for you. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Does anybody know...
Post by: CaptainZok on 07 December 2014, 20:01:58
They had better crabs when STEMO was a lad, must have been all that rationing.