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Title: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: royston1945 on 22 November 2006, 20:46:47

After being dangerously tailgated and then cut up by some junior rep in a poverty spec 318 BMW (complete with coat on hook),I was reminded of the old joke;

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a 3 series BMW?

A porcupine carries its pricks on the outside!

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: TheBoy on 22 November 2006, 20:49:04

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After being dangerously tailgated and then cut up by some junior rep in a poverty spec 318 BMW (complete with coat on hook),I was reminded of the old joke;

Whats the difference between a porcupine and a 3 series BMW?

A porcupine carries its pricks on the outside!

Well, if you aspire to be a BMW driver, there is no hope....

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: Markie on 22 November 2006, 21:01:18

always seems to be baby beemers that do this  :-/

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: Elite Pete on 22 November 2006, 21:17:11

I cant belive Tiff Needel said he would rather have a BMW than the new alfa 159. The mans a complete and utter clown ;)

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: tunnie on 22 November 2006, 21:23:34

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I cant belive Tiff Needel said he would rather have a BMW than the new alfa 159. The mans a complete and utter clown ;)

Thats why they go rid from Top Gear... the 3 Series looks so dull now, just plain... my megga looks more flashy!

If i had BMW money to get a new car, i'd get a Monaro  :y

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: Martin_1962 on 22 November 2006, 22:09:53

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I cant belive Tiff Needel said he would rather have a BMW than the new alfa 159. The mans a complete and utter clown ;)

I'd rather have a 3 than a wrong wheel drive 159

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: bob.dent on 23 November 2006, 08:54:55

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I cant belive Tiff Needel said he would rather have a BMW than the new alfa 159. The mans a complete and utter clown ;)

Thats why they go rid from Top Gear... the 3 Series looks so dull now, just plain... my megga looks more flashy!

If i had BMW money to get a new car, i'd get a Monaro  :y

Amen to that.........give me a Monaro anyday!! :y

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 November 2006, 10:02:54

Note also, the brakes on an Omega are better then a new 3 series......had one right on my arse this morning and had to brake suddenly as a tit in an A4 (the other breed of indicatorless morons) cut me up.....the BMW driver nearly didn't stop in time......

Title: Re: Moronic 3 series driver
Post by: Chopsdad on 23 November 2006, 10:08:40

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Note also, the brakes on an Omega are better then a new 3 series......had one right on my arse this morning and had to brake suddenly as a tit in an A4 (the other breed of indicatorless morons) cut me up.....the BMW driver nearly didn't stop in time......

I had mine in the garage 6m ago cos the brakes felt soft - told me not to be so stupid as they were progressive and worked fine.  He was right too - the as the driver of a Cav GSI (H plate) found out when I stopped suddenly at a round about.  Hooray for towbars - aka Cav smashers  ;)