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Title: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: PhilRich on 17 January 2015, 22:14:20

CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

Save money on expensive nicotine gum by chewing ordinary gum and smoking a cigarette at the same time.

Shove a cocktail stick up a centipede's arse to make an inexpensive mascara brush

HUSBANDS: Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the bathroom sink

PRANKSTERS: Increase blind people's electricity bills by switching all their lights on when their guide dog isn't looking

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: The Sheriff on 17 January 2015, 22:17:19

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: BazaJT on 17 January 2015, 22:29:49

Well they raised a smile!

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: Vamps on 18 January 2015, 00:49:19

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: amazonian on 19 January 2015, 00:31:53

CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

and would subsequently provide a handy snack upon reaching your destination1

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: Mr.OmegaMan on 19 January 2015, 00:46:41

Quote from: amazonian on 19 January 2015, 00:31:53

CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

and would subsequently provide a handy snack upon reaching your destination1

What about the return journey  ;D

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: 05omegav6 on 19 January 2015, 01:24:02

Quote from: Mr.OmegaMan on 19 January 2015, 00:46:41

Quote from: amazonian on 19 January 2015, 00:31:53

CYCLISTS - the hollowed out skin of a freshly baked jacket-potato makes an ideal testicle warmer for chilly Spring mornings.

and would subsequently provide a handy snack upon reaching your destination1

What about the return journey  ;D

The nuts should have thawed out by lunchtime... :D

Title: Re: Tips to help save the Planet? (or not as the case may be)
Post by: henryd on 20 January 2015, 18:02:30

Lol :y :y