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Title: I had a dream............
Post by: Lagondanet on 07 February 2015, 07:38:09
I had a dream that the Kosovans would not clean my car because it was old and dirty.  ???
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: the alarming man on 07 February 2015, 09:07:16
mate for a tenner they would quite possibly wash you ;D :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 February 2015, 11:13:47
mate for a tenner they would quite possibly wash you ;D :y

I'd willing pay that if the Kosovan in question was a leggy and full breasted twenty year old girl. :-* :-*
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 February 2015, 11:46:59
mate for a tenner they would quite possibly wash you ;D :y

I'd willing pay that if the Kosovan in question was a leggy and full breasted twenty year old girl. :-* :-*

You might even get a happy ending thrown in for your tenner!  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 February 2015, 12:02:06
mate for a tenner they would quite possibly wash you ;D :y

I'd willing pay that if the Kosovan in question was a leggy and full breasted twenty year old girl. :-* :-*

You might even get a happy ending thrown in for your tenner!  ::)  ;D

I would expect nothing less, Sir Tig. :)
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 07 February 2015, 12:09:43
If you want a tissue for afters, it will be extra ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Lagondanet on 07 February 2015, 13:04:15
Not in my dream.  :(
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 February 2015, 13:05:19
Not in my dream.  :(
Either not enough or too much cheese at bedtime then... try a different amount tonight and report back :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 February 2015, 13:14:04
Actually, the title reminds me, Selma must be being released soon :-\
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Lagondanet on 07 February 2015, 13:54:13
Actually, the title reminds me, Selma must be being released soon :-\

correct.  :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 February 2015, 14:02:09
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 February 2015, 15:08:27
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y
That's quite an euphemism  :o
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: 05omegav6 on 07 February 2015, 15:09:11
Actually, the title reminds me, Selma must be being released soon :-\

correct.  :y
The trailer looked promising  :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: EMD on 07 February 2015, 15:26:19
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y

 :o

Thats the same price i pay for just a hand car wash but no polish  :( I shall have to have words as he's promised to undercut everyone  ;D
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 07 February 2015, 16:34:16
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y

 :o

Thats the same price i pay for just a hand car wash but no polish  :( I shall have to have words as he's promised to undercut everyone  ;D

The Eastern Europeans I go to see to get my car cleaned, do inside and out (includes squirty polish before last jetwash over) wheels blacked and air freshener for a £5  :y :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Lagondanet on 07 February 2015, 17:43:29
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y

 :o


Thats the same price i pay for just a hand car wash but no polish  :( I shall have to have words as he's promised to undercut everyone  ;D

The Eastern Europeans I go to see to get my car cleaned, do inside and out (includes squirty polish before last jetwash over) wheels blacked and air freshener for a £5  :y :y

Well you do live in Swindon.
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Lagondanet on 07 February 2015, 17:44:06
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y

You obviously have attributes I don't.
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 February 2015, 18:49:57
What a bunch of lazy wealthy bastards you are.

I was my own car(s).

Try it......some of you could do with losing some weight. ;)
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: The Sheriff on 07 February 2015, 18:51:05
What a bunch of lazy wealthy bastards you are.

I was my own car(s).

Try it......some of you could do with losing some weight. ;)
You were a car? No...I don't believe you. :-\
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Rods2 on 07 February 2015, 19:17:05
What a bunch of lazy wealthy bastards you are.

My butler washes all of my cars and polishes them until the silver paint looks like a mirror. :y

Try it......you will be as trim as my butler, where some of you could do with losing some weight. ;)

To keep me fit and trim, while the Butlers, polishing, I'm on the afters with the chambermaid. :) :) :)

Quite right too, M'lud, you have standards to keep up. :y
Title: Re: I had a dream............
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 February 2015, 19:37:50
Ten pounds! :o :o :o

I get my car cleaned by the Eastern Europeans in Sainsbury's car park for £7, and that is for a full wash, wax and polish 8) 8) 8) 8) :y :y :y

 :o

Thats the same price I pay for just a hand job from the polish  :( I shall have to have words as he's promised to undercut everyone  ;D

Seems like good value to me. :y

 :D ;D


I never have and never will, pay someone else to wash my car. ;)