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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: SIR Philbutt on 13 February 2015, 19:39:50

Title: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 13 February 2015, 19:39:50
Yesterday I was at my local pet store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Pedigree Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

I'm now banned from the pet store.  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: Andy B on 13 February 2015, 19:45:06
The old one are the best!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: BazaJT on 13 February 2015, 20:12:14
Agree with Andy B there.Still got me smiling though.
Title: Re: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: plym ian on 13 February 2015, 21:59:28
Never heard that before I've tears down my cheeks now ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: Vamps on 13 February 2015, 22:05:04
Agree with Andy B there.Still got me smiling though.

Me too............... :D :D
Title: Re: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: powerslinky on 13 February 2015, 22:06:14
Never heard that before I've tears down my cheeks now ;D ;D

Think I may have  . . .but  . .  yep   thyey are all  rollin' up in my lounge when I read that out  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Pedigree Diet
Post by: Varche on 13 February 2015, 22:27:28
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D

 Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!