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Title: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 13:30:28
has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Plomien on 19 June 2008, 13:32:17
not seen them myself but if they were made in swansea they probably have a "real feel" and come with velcro gloves and wellies.
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: psychnurse on 19 June 2008, 13:32:55
I do worry about you lot  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Plomien on 19 June 2008, 13:39:05
I assume you mean the Welsh :D glad I am English I just live here and get told about these things like stand on the edge of the cliff so they push back harder :D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 13:39:05
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I do worry about you lot  ;D ;D ;D

Might have to make a few Referrals your way......... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: psychnurse on 19 June 2008, 13:41:24
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I do worry about you lot  ;D ;D ;D

Might have to make a few Referrals your way......... ;D ;D ;D



Urgent!  :y
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 13:48:51
its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 14:13:23
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D

Have you got bored with the inflateable sheep then.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 14:16:03
i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 14:26:35
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

With great difficulty ;D let us know how you get on........... :y :y
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Jimbob on 19 June 2008, 14:27:50
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

Depends on whether you have inflated it or not  ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Jimbob on 19 June 2008, 14:28:21
Just be careful where the valve is  ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 14:29:16
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

With great difficulty ;D let us know how you get on........... :y :y

Are you wanting one as well Mike.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 14:33:54
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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)

With great difficulty ;D let us know how you get on........... :y :y



Are you wanting one as well Mike.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Plenty real ones around these parts................ :y
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 14:44:38
knowing my luck i'll get one called baaaaaaaaaaarbara and in a bad mood  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: psychnurse on 19 June 2008, 14:53:35
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D


Can p/x mine for the sheep if you like?  ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 15:00:51
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D


Can p/x mine for the sheep if you like
?  ;D

You can have mine, and keep your sheep............. ;D



Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Martin_1962 on 19 June 2008, 15:06:51
http://www.bromleytimes.co.uk/content/bromley/times/news/story.aspx?brand=BMLYTOnline&category=news&tBrand=northlondon24&tCategory=newsbmlyt&itemid=WeED18%20Jun%202008%2014%3A52%3A01%3A347

Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: bob.dent on 19 June 2008, 15:07:24
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 15:10:17
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???

I thought he was Joking............ :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Martin_1962 on 19 June 2008, 15:11:28
I have seen odd machines at a pub in Cornwall too something about snakes :-/
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: bob.dent on 19 June 2008, 15:15:49
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???

I thought he was Joking............ :-[ :-[ :-[

 ;D ;D ;D

'fraid not, they really do exist.
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 15:18:42
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???

I thought he was Joking............ :-[ :-[ :-[

 ;D ;D ;D

'fraid not, they really do exist.

Sad Sad world we live in.. :o
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 15:48:49
well im off to the pub for a while, kids coming after school so ive rang and told them im off to doctors  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: iggy21uk on 19 June 2008, 15:50:34
Get two then you can get flocked  :o
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 15:51:12
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Get two then you can get flocked  :o

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Entwood on 19 June 2008, 15:53:50
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Sad Sad world we live in.. :o


Its not the world that's sad ... its just some of the folk who inhabit it ... :(
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: LJay on 19 June 2008, 16:14:46
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???


Use your imagination I'm sure you have somewhere you could put one!
 ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Plomien on 19 June 2008, 16:17:16
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Sad Sad world we live in.. :o


Its not the world that's sad ... its just some of the folk who inhabit it ... :(
Perhaps they are for stag do's for when the stripper hasn't turned up  ;D

and on that note i am no longer a newbie hooray!!!
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: bob.dent on 19 June 2008, 16:21:45
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has anyones local pub started selling inflatable sheep in the condom machines.its called a fun machine. i did notice it said on the label made in swansea  ::) ::)
didnt look to see how much they cost, but im going in there with plenty of change tonight  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Richie you perv!! :o ;D

Yes I've seen one of these "fruit" machines in a pub in Barnstaple and as well as dispensing inflatable sheep also dispensed pocket dildo's!! :-? Why would they have those in the MEN'S loos?? :-/ Hmmmm.......???


Use your imagination I'm sure you have somewhere you could put one!
 ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Mrs Bump, I'm shocked!! :o ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: LJay on 19 June 2008, 16:23:28
 ;)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 22:44:39
would you believe theres no sheep left, just vibrating rings, don't waste yer money,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/DSC00219.jpg)
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/DSC00220.jpg)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 22:47:51
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would you believe theres no sheep left, just vibrating rings, don't waste yer money,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/DSC00219.jpg)
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/richierich1961/DSC00220.jpg)

Is that Viagra, in a vending machine, thought that was illegal. I think I am behind the times...... :-[
Our village is obviously lagging behind a bit...........GOOD :y
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: amigov6 on 19 June 2008, 22:58:45
I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Richie London on 19 June 2008, 23:01:55
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(

same here. its been that long if im not careful i'll over take cliff richard
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 19 June 2008, 23:06:41
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(

It's like eating a sweetie with the wrapper on........ :-X
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 June 2008, 23:08:48
That poor bloody inflatable sheep.

Just seen whats for sale.

Viagra and a vibrating ring.

Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Markjay on 19 June 2008, 23:09:56
Inflatable sheep? What a daft idea. I would never use it. There's no shortage of the real thing, so why use imitation?  ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 June 2008, 09:29:35
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its no fun living alone sometimes. we have our needs unlike married men who get it handed on a plate to them. ::)
i really do need a houswife and bed companion  ;D ;D

Have you got bored with the inflateable sheep then.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

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i might get one for a laugh but its getting it out the pub without anyone seeing. how am i gonna expalin a blow up sheep stuffed down my trousers  ::) ::)


(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sheep-on-Motorcycle.jpg)

Just imagine all those New Zeald Sheep Herders, planty of company, and if the could harness all the gas they even have a chance of a sheep cheap fuel method.

So you dont fany  fancy a job over there then matey?    ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 June 2008, 09:31:08
or have you allready been doing a spot of modeling to test the idea out?    ;D ;D ;D ;D

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/sheep-shagger-apron2.jpg)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: psychnurse on 20 June 2008, 09:34:29
Bit early for all that  ;D ;D ;D

We dont even have the vending machines here. We have only just got beer in our pubs!  ;)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: dbug on 20 June 2008, 09:49:37
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(

If u ever do use one be careful putting it on - if you catch your ears it really hurts!
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: dbug on 20 June 2008, 09:50:22
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(

It's like eating a sweetie with the wrapper on........ :-X

Or paddling in your wellies
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 June 2008, 09:58:18
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(

If u ever do use one be careful putting it on - if you catch your ears it really hurts!

So you have tried it then.

The instructions I had read mentioned something about  putting it over the "head" and rolling it down the length of the penis.

So once you have put yours over your "head" and got past your ears, do you then roll it over the length of your neck before intercourse, or is this simply just a method you use for [size=8]muff diving[/size]
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: dbug on 20 June 2008, 10:40:49
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(

If u ever do use one be careful putting it on - if you catch your ears it really hurts!

So you have tried it then.

The instructions I had read mentioned something about  putting it over the "head" and rolling it down the length of the penis.

So once you have put yours over your "head" and got past your ears, do you then roll it over the length of your neck before intercourse, or is this simply just a method you use for [size=8]muff diving[/size]

 :o :o ;)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 July 2008, 01:03:45
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

So the sheep won't hear the zipper
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 03 July 2008, 01:06:50
Och I the knoo................

(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj284/floodm_photos/Sheepinflatable.jpg)
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: MaxV6 on 03 July 2008, 01:10:15
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I don't suppose it matters much in my case any more but am i the only bloke never to have used a condom? I honestly never have.
    I'm quite aware of why we should but i find the idea of them a bit clinical, complete passion killers. :(
they're really quite useful for keeping a coil dry on old Mk1 escorts...

Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: psychnurse on 03 July 2008, 07:50:32
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Och I the knoo................

(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj284/floodm_photos/Sheepinflatable.jpg)




WTF is that???? Creepy  :o
Title: Re: mens room fruit machines
Post by: Vamps on 03 July 2008, 21:56:12
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Och I the knoo................

(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj284/floodm_photos/Sheepinflatable.jpg)




WTF is that???? Creepy  :o



That would be an inflatable sheep, readily available on the internet or in some pub machines in the toilets apparently, according to one of our southern members.  ::) ::) ::)
Think they come with the council tax bill in Wales. ;D ;D ;D