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Title: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: PhilRich on 12 March 2015, 21:36:59
If this spider bites a man it gives him a 4 hour erection! :D
The downside is it kills you after two hours ???
What a bloody waste of a good stiffy! ::) ;D





http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&ved=0CF0QFjAK&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Ftesco-shopper-finds-deadly-spider-5318117&ei=zQQCVbzpGcHCUpiygOAH&usg=AFQjCNHiZm8Za1mCarCEBmJguJ7HSVSCJQ&bvm=bv.88198703,d.d24&cad=rja
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 12 March 2015, 22:01:08
At least you'd die happy!  8)
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: biggriffin on 12 March 2015, 22:07:51
Now when I go to Australia to meet them pretty girls in the bohemian rhapsody video,I might need that spiders help. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: 05omegav6 on 12 March 2015, 23:26:52
I wasn't sure what sort of Brazilian spider was being discussed... Fortunately there are no obvious pics... ::)
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: Vamps on 12 March 2015, 23:36:21
Quote from: PhilRich on 12 March 2015, 21:36:59
If this spider bites a man it gives him a 4 hour erection! :D
The downside is it kills you after two hours ???
What a bloody waste of a good stiffy! ::) ;D







http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&ved=0CF0QFjAK&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Ftesco-shopper-finds-deadly-spider-5318117&ei=zQQCVbzpGcHCUpiygOAH&usg=AFQjCNHiZm8Za1mCarCEBmJguJ7HSVSCJQ&bvm=bv.88198703,d.d24&cad=rja

Now when did you last have one of those................... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: The Sheriff on 13 March 2015, 10:13:14
Quote from: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
I think I remember that. :-\
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 March 2015, 11:04:33
Quote from: STMO on 13 March 2015, 10:13:14
Quote from: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
I think I remember that. :-\

Ah yes.....the seventies. ;)
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: biggriffin on 13 March 2015, 15:39:59
Quote from: minifreek on 13 March 2015, 08:09:37
I get 1 every bloody morning, but my wife is a hotty :)
Pictures and a poll :)
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: 05omegav6 on 13 March 2015, 17:23:05
(http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h464/smroberts60/BikiniSeason.jpg)

 ::)
Title: Re: Brazilian Wandering Spider
Post by: PhilRich on 13 March 2015, 20:20:40
Quote from: Vamps on 12 March 2015, 23:36:21
Quote from: PhilRich on 12 March 2015, 21:36:59
If this spider bites a man it gives him a 4 hour erection! :D
The downside is it kills you after two hours ???
What a bloody waste of a good stiffy! ::) ;D







http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=11&ved=0CF0QFjAK&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Ftesco-shopper-finds-deadly-spider-5318117&ei=zQQCVbzpGcHCUpiygOAH&usg=AFQjCNHiZm8Za1mCarCEBmJguJ7HSVSCJQ&bvm=bv.88198703,d.d24&cad=rja

Now when did you last have one of those................... :D :D :D
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Sadly i've never been bitten by a spider, Brazilian or otherwise but I live in hope and we are doing all our shopping at Tesco now to shorten the odds :y ;D ;D