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Title: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 22 November 2006, 23:42:33
Dear TB,

I think the forum is really funny. If I had any friends, I’m sure they would like it too. The thing is my post count is only 134. At this rate, I’m going to be at least 17 or 18 by the time I get a count in the thousands and my mum says that by then I will have discovered girls and I won’t want to spend my evenings reading about crank sensors. (I think my mum is very silly). Anyway, the thing is could you fix it for me to be a KNIGHT FOR THE DAY.

I could then tell all the others in my class and maybe one or two of them might talk to me.

I really think you are doing a good job as a Globule Modulator and I’m sure your Omega is THE BEST. I wanted to come and see you so you could drive me around very fast, but my mum said as I’ve only one pair of trousers and our washing machine is broken, it would not be a good idea. I did tell her that you’re really good with washing machines as well as cars, but she still wouldn’t let me.

Anyway, if you could fix it for me, please let me know. And if you have a signed photo I would really like to have it so I can glue it in my scrapbook. Also, if you have any sweets, I like Smarties best.

Thank you very much

Nicholas (aged 6)  
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Timbuk on 22 November 2006, 23:48:01
Like it ;D, but i bet i know what the answer will be ::)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Boiler Man on 22 November 2006, 23:59:20

Have you fixed that Rad valve yet? Nicholas (aged 6)

and does your mum know your talking to strange men on the internet, about swinging your spanner around?

 ;)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 23 November 2006, 00:06:33
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Have you fixed that Rad valve yet? Nicholas (aged 6)

and does your mum know your talking to strange men on the internet, about swinging your spanner around?

 ;)

No, but I am saving my pocket money.  ;)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 23 November 2006, 00:07:42
I should have enough for a new valve by next summer  :y
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Boiler Man on 23 November 2006, 00:12:32
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Bo Bo on 23 November 2006, 07:27:28
Not a signed pic (http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1160928199) Nicholas but here's one you can look at  :D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: TheBoy on 23 November 2006, 09:37:38
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I really think you are doing a good job as a Globule Modulator
For downgrading my status to a mere Global Mod, I may dock some of your posts....  >:(    ;)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Chopsdad on 23 November 2006, 09:38:08
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Not a signed pic (http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1160928199) Nicholas but here's one you can look at  :D

Are those pics from the 'Question of Sport' website? ::)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 November 2006, 09:59:54
'Now then, now then, as it appens'.....you request, we deliver......note, it will be gone by midnight cinderella......
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Post by: TheBoy on 23 November 2006, 10:13:25
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it will be gone by midnight cinderella......
Or earlier if I get insulted again  ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 23 November 2006, 11:14:54
Wow, thanks a lot.

TB and Marks DTM, you are my heroes. Do you have a fan club I could join?
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Post by: theolodian on 23 November 2006, 11:16:45
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Wow, thanks a lot.

TB and Marks DTM, you are my heroes. Do you have a fan club I could join?
Wait, I thought that's what this forum was?

Former member in good standing Theo  ;) ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: nixoro on 23 November 2006, 11:18:10
Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 23 November 2006, 11:54:30
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: theolodian on 23 November 2006, 11:57:35
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.
;D ;D ;D Yeah, when they break down at home!  Mine broke while I was away from home, so can't even do that.
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: nixoro on 23 November 2006, 12:49:58
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 23 November 2006, 19:28:07
Hmm, didn't go the way I planned at skool today.

Went in with all the printouts showing I was an Omega Knight for the day but, at playtime, no one came near me. They were all in aggle on the other side of the playground where some spotty Year 7 was swapping Vx Trade Club cards for bags of cheese and onion. He said his dad found a job lot of them somewhere...  
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2006, 19:39:00
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Hmm, didn't go the way I planned at skool today.

Went in with all the printouts showing I was an Omega Knight for the day but, at playtime, no one came near me. They were all in aggle on the other side of the playground where some spotty Year 7 was swapping Vx Trade Club cards for bags of cheese and onion. He said his dad found a job lot of them somewhere...  

Has he got any left for 2 mars bars? :y Oh and I'll even throw in a curly wurly ;)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 23 November 2006, 19:50:18
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

Thats only if youve got one of those silly V6's with a broken crank sensor..... ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: theolodian on 23 November 2006, 19:58:05
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

Thats only if youve got one of those silly V6's with a broken crank sensor..... ;D ;D
That's mean, just mean  :o ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: TheBoy on 23 November 2006, 20:01:03
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

Thats only if youve got one of those silly V6's with a broken crank sensor..... ;D ;D
That's mean, just mean  :o ;D
Uncalled for, I would say. Shall I dock posts...?
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2006, 20:16:36
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

Thats only if youve got one of those silly V6's with a broken crank sensor..... ;D ;D
That's mean, just mean  :o ;D
Uncalled for, I would say. Shall I dock posts...?

Should have a poll on that one? ;D
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Post by: Timbuk on 23 November 2006, 20:23:59
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

Thats only if youve got one of those silly V6's with a broken crank sensor..... ;D ;D
That's mean, just mean  :o ;D
Uncalled for, I would say. Shall I dock posts...?

Should have a poll on that one? ;D

Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2006, 20:30:55
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Going off the start of the thread are you tall enough to reach the peddles and did you have to ask before using the internet :) ;D

No, I just stand on the seat and go Brrmm, Brrmm. I don't go anywhere.

I thought that's what most Omega owners do.

Thats only if youve got one of those silly V6's with a broken crank sensor..... ;D ;D
That's mean, just mean  :o ;D
Uncalled for, I would say. Shall I dock posts...?

Should have a poll on that one? ;D

Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the worning that loses their posts :-X

LOL ;D ;D...Be careful :y
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: TheBoy on 23 November 2006, 20:44:25
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Timbuk on 23 November 2006, 20:48:44
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.

How can you burn your hand on a keyboard :o
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Bo Bo on 23 November 2006, 20:50:33
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.

How can you burn your hand on a keyboard :o
At the speed he normally replies; I'm not surprised  ::)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: TheBoy on 23 November 2006, 20:51:44
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.

How can you burn your hand on a keyboard :o
I usually bruise my hand on keyboard, hence why my works laptop had yet another hdd fitted this morning  :-X


As to the burns, I keep telling Mrs TheBoy that I'm dangerous in the kitchen....
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2006, 21:09:01
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.

How can you burn your hand on a keyboard :o
I usually bruise my hand on keyboard, hence why my works laptop had yet another hdd fitted this morning  :-X


As to the burns, I keep telling Mrs TheBoy that I'm dangerous in the kitchen....

Check these out :y  http://www.glovesonhand.co.uk/wa/1/43/1336-Oven-Gloves.html     ...put it on yer christmas list :y...no more burns, at least on yer hands anyway ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: TheBoy on 23 November 2006, 21:30:20
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.

How can you burn your hand on a keyboard :o
I usually bruise my hand on keyboard, hence why my works laptop had yet another hdd fitted this morning  :-X


As to the burns, I keep telling Mrs TheBoy that I'm dangerous in the kitchen....

Check these out :y  http://www.glovesonhand.co.uk/wa/1/43/1336-Oven-Gloves.html     ...put it on yer christmas list :y...no more burns, at least on yer hands anyway ;D
I prefer my suggestion - kitchen jobs are for girls.... ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2006, 21:48:15
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Word of worning, it's usually the one that suggests the poll that loses their posts, or is it the one that gives out the worning :-X
You're lucky - burned my hand, and got it in a bowl of water, so trying to type one handed if hard. Therefore I couldn't be arsed.

How can you burn your hand on a keyboard :o
I usually bruise my hand on keyboard, hence why my works laptop had yet another hdd fitted this morning  :-X


As to the burns, I keep telling Mrs TheBoy that I'm dangerous in the kitchen....

Check these out :y  http://www.glovesonhand.co.uk/wa/1/43/1336-Oven-Gloves.html     ...put it on yer christmas list :y...no more burns, at least on yer hands anyway ;D
I prefer my suggestion - kitchen jobs are for girls.... ;D

 :yI could'nt agree more...... ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 23 November 2006, 23:05:01
Thanks to everyone that made this day so special. Especially the Admins.  :y

Being only 6 years old, it's way past my bedtime so I'm off up those wooden hills to Bedfordshire to read my favourite book: The Garage at Pooh Corner, in which Eeyore gets his Omega serviced at Rabbit's Vx dealership only to find that he gets a bill that he can't possibly afford. Luckily, wise old Owl notices that the Tech 2 diagnosis was completely up the spout and that Eeyore was overcharged. Pooh and Tigger confront Rabbit who backs down, but only after Tigger threatens to bounce all over a row of new Astras. Kanga and Roo, meanwhile, set up a cambelt party to which all are invited - with plenty of honey on offer.

Cheers, all.  

Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Timbuk on 23 November 2006, 23:09:53
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Thanks to everyone that made this day so special. Especially the Admins.  :y

Being only 6 years old, it's way past my bedtime so I'm off up those wooden hills to Bedfordshire to read my favourite book: The Garage at Pooh Corner, in which Eeyore gets his Omega serviced at Rabbit's Vx dealership only to find that he gets a bill that he can't possibly afford. Luckily, wise old Owl notices that the Tech 2 diagnosis was completely up the spout and that Eeyore was overcharged. Pooh and Tigger confront Rabbit who backs down, but only after Tigger threatens to bounce all over a row of new Astras. Kanga and Roo, meanwhile, set up a cambelt party to which all are invited - with plenty of honey on offer.

Cheers, all.  


Absolutely Stunning ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: MikeDundee on 23 November 2006, 23:14:25
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Thanks to everyone that made this day so special. Especially the Admins.  :y

Being only 6 years old, it's way past my bedtime so I'm off up those wooden hills to Bedfordshire to read my favourite book: The Garage at Pooh Corner, in which Eeyore gets his Omega serviced at Rabbit's Vx dealership only to find that he gets a bill that he can't possibly afford. Luckily, wise old Owl notices that the Tech 2 diagnosis was completely up the spout and that Eeyore was overcharged. Pooh and Tigger confront Rabbit who backs down, but only after Tigger threatens to bounce all over a row of new Astras. Kanga and Roo, meanwhile, set up a cambelt party to which all are invited - with plenty of honey on offer.

Cheers, all.  


Sure you don't work part time for CBEEBIES ;D ;D
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Bo Bo on 24 November 2006, 07:03:57
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Thanks to everyone that made this day so special. Especially the Admins.  :y

Being only 6 years old, it's way past my bedtime so I'm off up those wooden hills to Bedfordshire to read my favourite book: The Garage at Pooh Corner, in which Eeyore gets his Omega serviced at Rabbit's Vx dealership only to find that he gets a bill that he can't possibly afford. Luckily, wise old Owl notices that the Tech 2 diagnosis was completely up the spout and that Eeyore was overcharged. Pooh and Tigger confront Rabbit who backs down, but only after Tigger threatens to bounce all over a row of new Astras. Kanga and Roo, meanwhile, set up a cambelt party to which all are invited - with plenty of honey on offer.

Cheers, all.  


Absolutely Stunning ;D ;D ;D ;D
Excellent, hey you're still a knight!
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Jimbob on 24 November 2006, 08:04:53
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Thanks to everyone that made this day so special. Especially the Admins.  :y

Being only 6 years old, it's way past my bedtime so I'm off up those wooden hills to Bedfordshire to read my favourite book: The Garage at Pooh Corner, in which Eeyore gets his Omega serviced at Rabbit's Vx dealership only to find that he gets a bill that he can't possibly afford. Luckily, wise old Owl notices that the Tech 2 diagnosis was completely up the spout and that Eeyore was overcharged. Pooh and Tigger confront Rabbit who backs down, but only after Tigger threatens to bounce all over a row of new Astras. Kanga and Roo, meanwhile, set up a cambelt party to which all are invited - with plenty of honey on offer.

Cheers, all.  


Sure you don't work part time for CBEEBIES ;D ;D



MMMMMM Cbeebies, Sarah-Jane Honeywell, mmmmmmmm
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Chopsdad on 24 November 2006, 09:17:25
An excellent tale from a would be knight. I love a happy ending.  :)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: bob.dent on 24 November 2006, 09:51:57
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Thanks to everyone that made this day so special. Especially the Admins.  :y

Being only 6 years old, it's way past my bedtime so I'm off up those wooden hills to Bedfordshire to read my favourite book: The Garage at Pooh Corner, in which Eeyore gets his Omega serviced at Rabbit's Vx dealership only to find that he gets a bill that he can't possibly afford. Luckily, wise old Owl notices that the Tech 2 diagnosis was completely up the spout and that Eeyore was overcharged. Pooh and Tigger confront Rabbit who backs down, but only after Tigger threatens to bounce all over a row of new Astras. Kanga and Roo, meanwhile, set up a cambelt party to which all are invited - with plenty of honey on offer.

Cheers, all.  


Your talent is wasted Nick :o ;D   Top quality :y - gave me a right good laugh at work this morning despite having a wee hangover from too many tinnies of Export last night! ::) 8-)
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Chopsdad on 24 November 2006, 12:48:38
I saw this Nickbat and thought you might ask Santa to get you one for Christmas http://shop11.porsche.com/uk/product2.asp?dept%5Fid=10010&pf%5Fid=WAP+040+100+15&MSCSProfile=61E4CECF7275066FD87B9817DA5865CB11BF8E8E75E1FD387F26A3479A4960DC8B199D86F99AE58AC0CBFF81CF0A414870F561F4EB85338E59946D66D3FF64D98EB5FDEA20CB974DE5AB1FEEF625AF43E7EF1D9C1651BF36EA94992AC9A97DFDC16F0DD952BB3B32361F9F02918DC04A5B2454F44227EE61772E9AC197AE9B077D3EC0E1DDFB9B01
Title: Re: TB'll Fix It
Post by: Nickbat on 24 November 2006, 14:20:49
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I saw this Nickbat and thought you might ask Santa to get you one for Christmas http://shop11.porsche.com/uk/product2.asp?dept%5Fid=10010&pf%5Fid=WAP+040+100+15&MSCSProfile=61E4CECF7275066FD87B9817DA5865CB11BF8E8E75E1FD387F26A3479A4960DC8B199D86F99AE58AC0CBFF81CF0A414870F561F4EB85338E59946D66D3FF64D98EB5FDEA20CB974DE5AB1FEEF625AF43E7EF1D9C1651BF36EA94992AC9A97DFDC16F0DD952BB3B32361F9F02918DC04A5B2454F44227EE61772E9AC197AE9B077D3EC0E1DDFB9B01

 ;D ;D ;D
That's cool and with a robust blow-moulded plastic body there'll be no rust problems on the doors  :y

However, it would be cheaper if I just cut a hole in my meggy floorpan with an angle grinder and ran around like Fred Flinstone.  ;D