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Title: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 07:43:48
...and it hasn't started well >:(

Turns out that the weekly ticket I was going to buy requires a photo card, which has effectively doubled the cost of today's commute. Would have been cheaper to park at the airport.Grrr.

Still with proof of employment I can get a Staff discount card, and 25% off, so if the Placeinorkney at the ticket office wants to be an arse, let him :-X

Still, on the plus side, at least the train turned up. Late... ::)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2015, 09:20:06
Well, I hope the rest of the day goes better!
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 March 2015, 09:21:21
Yep, all the best with the new job Al!  :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 March 2015, 09:22:24
Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance  ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: minifreek on 23 March 2015, 09:23:45
Whatcha doing now then Al....?
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2015, 09:57:43
I got screwed by the weekly travel card needing photo ID when I did my RHCSA stuff earlier this year.

So we are retards together Taxi Al!
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Terbs on 23 March 2015, 10:11:16
Good luck Al....hope all goes well :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: chrisgixer on 23 March 2015, 10:34:00
Yes good luck Al. :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Varche on 23 March 2015, 10:37:57
Best of luck with the new job :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Kate on 23 March 2015, 11:02:23
Good luck Al. :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2015, 11:04:18
Whatcha doing now then Al....?

Yes.....have I missed something?
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: aaronjb on 23 March 2015, 11:17:58
Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2015, 12:36:53
Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2015, 12:44:54
Whatever the change in your career.......all the best Al. :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: PhilRich on 23 March 2015, 13:02:20
Best Wishes for the future Al! :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Terbs on 23 March 2015, 13:54:45
Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Lets think about this...the clues are there.....

Took the train....could have parked at the Airport

Previous experience......Taxi....ferrying people around ......

I reckon he is a pilot
  :D :D :D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 March 2015, 14:22:16
Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Lets think about this...the clues are there.....

Took the train....could have parked at the Airport

Previous experience......Taxi....ferrying people around ......

I reckon he is a pilot
  :D :D :D

Either that or he's driving the Gatwick Express!  ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 15:58:58
Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?
Close but no cigar ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 16:03:37
Thanks all :y

Customer Care Assistant at Gatwick, so basically making sure that the elderly or otherwise infirm don't get lost between the road and their flights...

Taxi Al is no longer Taxi Al.. he's just.. Al.

Yes. But Al the what?

Al the porn star?

Al the schoolteacher?

Al the rent boy?

Lets think about this...the clues are there.....

Took the train....could have parked at the Airport

Previous experience......Taxi....ferrying people around ......

I reckon he is a pilot
  :D :D :D
The only place I could possibly be a pilot is at Ryanair and their terms and conditions are horrendous, so that's that out ::)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Gaffers on 23 March 2015, 16:04:51
Next time I fly I shall be sure to pop over and annoy you say hi ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 16:08:30
Next time I fly I shall be sure to pop over and annoy you say hi ;D
;D :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2015, 18:52:26
I'll make sure I go arse over tit next time I'm there, just to annoy you
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 18:53:52
I'll make sure I go arse over tit next time I'm there, just to annoy you
;D
You're entitled to assistance even if it's just because you're feeling grumpy a bit stressed from the M25 :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2015, 18:55:19
Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 18:56:35
Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport
Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then ::)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2015, 18:57:26
Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport
Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then ::)
I didn't plan it. Somebody else did.
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 18:58:13
Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport
Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then ::)
I didn't plan it. Somebody else did.
At least you know where the problem is then ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: pscocoa on 23 March 2015, 18:59:37
Best of luck - I may still be a client as an old fart.
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: TheBoy on 23 March 2015, 19:00:21
Shame the only planned flights this year are from that shithole formerly known as Luton Airport
Well you clearly didn't plan that very well then ::)
I didn't plan it. Somebody else did.
At least you know where the problem is then ;D
You have met the person who planned it, blondie.  In her defence, we are running out of airports, after decided that Birmingham was just simply useless, Luton was mismanaged and Gatwick & Mancs are just too bloody far ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 19:07:17
Why you would ever voluntarily fly from Mancchester is beyond me... and don't dismiss East Mids  ;)

As for Gatwick being too far, there's always Cardiff, Brissol and Norwich if you fancy a driving holiday ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 March 2015, 20:20:26
Do you get to drive around on one of those electric carts Al?  :y
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 20:32:17
Do you get to drive around on one of those electric carts Al?  :y
Oh yes :D


Unfortunately the new ones are much more pedestrian friendly than the old ones... ::)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: tidla on 23 March 2015, 23:36:44
Do you get to drive around on one of those electric carts Al?  :y
Oh yes :D


Unfortunately the new ones are much more pedestrian friendly than the old ones... ::)

(http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k536/tidla1/Come-Fly-with-Me-007_zpsewu8pvql.jpg)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Vamps on 23 March 2015, 23:45:27
Do you get to drive around on one of those electric carts Al?  :y
Oh yes :D


Unfortunately the new ones are much more pedestrian friendly than the old ones... ::)

(http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k536/tidla1/Come-Fly-with-Me-007_zpsewu8pvql.jpg)

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 23 March 2015, 23:47:42
Hmmm, not sure about the beard... ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 March 2015, 11:06:32
Hmmm, not sure about the beard... ;D

Me neither. ;D

Couple of nice young girls though. :-* :-*
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Kevin Wood on 24 March 2015, 12:10:00
Has the beeper on the vehicle driven you insane yet? ..or have you found the fuse for it?
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: aaronjb on 24 March 2015, 12:22:29
Sooo Taxi Al is now Invalid Carriage Al?
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: The Sheriff on 24 March 2015, 13:29:21
Sooo Taxi Al is now Invalid Carriage Al?
Always thought that was a terrible way to describe a disabled person. Invalid.....surely means 'of no consequence', or even 'of no importance'.
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 March 2015, 16:02:04
Sooo Taxi Al is now Invalid Carriage Al?
People of Restricted Mobility if you don't mind... ::)

Unless you meant me, in which case it's Special Needs thank you ???

 :D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 24 March 2015, 16:03:50
So are you driving Guffers car around Shitwick airport?
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 March 2015, 16:09:27
Lol no... The buggies are at least rear wheel drive 8)

That said, I don't get to drive one until I have a full pass :'(
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Gaffers on 24 March 2015, 16:35:31
So are you driving Guffers car around Shitwick airport?

Now there's an idea ::)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: aaronjb on 24 March 2015, 18:12:13
Sooo Taxi Al is now Invalid Carriage Al?
People of Restricted Mobility if you don't mind... ::)

Unless you meant me, in which case it's Special Needs thank you ???

 :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: moggy on 24 March 2015, 19:09:43
So Al,if i am shit faced you come and help.Right. ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 March 2015, 19:15:14
I can see lots of pissed OOFer's with 'gammy legs' going through Gatwick in the near future!  :y

"Where'sh Taxi Al!!"   ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: moggy on 24 March 2015, 19:21:37
I can see lots of pissed OOFer's with 'gammy legs' going through Gatwick in the near future!  :y

"Where'sh Taxi Al!!"   ;D
Well Tig,its there own fault the state we are in. Asking us to be at the airport 3 hours before the flight. ;D
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 24 March 2015, 21:27:16
Nope... anything involving shit is Stemos department  ;)
Title: Re: First day today...
Post by: Vamps on 26 March 2015, 00:12:44
I can see lots of pissed OOFer's with 'gammy legs' going through Gatwick in the near future!  :y

"Where'sh Taxi Al!!"   ;D

Yep, flashing blue badges, to get the support needed............ :D :D