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Title: Love story
Post by: Guppy on 04 July 2008, 10:43:47

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> Love  Story
>  
> I will seek and find you  . .
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> I shall take you to bed and have my way  with you
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> I will make you ache, shake & sweat until  you moan & groan.
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> I will make you beg for mercy,  beg for me to stop.
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>  I will exhaust you to the point  that you will be relieved when I'm  
> finished with you.
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> And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.  
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> All my love,










>
> The Flu
>
> Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu  shot!  ::)

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: psychnurse on 04 July 2008, 10:45:25

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: jereboam on 04 July 2008, 10:48:24

I've been more or less constantly bug-ridden since I had my last flu shot.   :(

The doctor told me not to bother this year.  I'd be better off with flu, he says.  :( :(

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:52:07

ive only ever had the flu once and i thought i was gonna die, was i friggin ill or what.

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: Entwood on 04 July 2008, 11:31:53

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y

nice one

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: bob.dent on 04 July 2008, 11:35:10

 [smiley=lolk.gif] ;D ;D

Had us going there!!

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: LJay on 04 July 2008, 11:36:40

Would rather take my chances with catching it, than introduce it into my body and be ill any way!

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: Jimbob on 04 July 2008, 11:39:28

these days you do hear more jab horror stories than flu stories....cept for those who think every cold is the flu.

Man colds excepted of course, as they are far worse than the flu anyway

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 July 2008, 22:28:56

Very good.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: FRE07962128 on 04 July 2008, 22:57:53

How true Guppy!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: kris9128 on 05 July 2008, 08:31:49

i had that bird flu the other week..........

kept talking shite and couldnt park my car.

Title: Re: Love story
Post by: Andy B on 05 July 2008, 10:02:08

Dr 'Lovely' on the radio said the way to tell a cold from flu was that if you had a cold & you looked out of your window and saw a £5 in your garden you'd go out & get it. If you had flu & saw a £20 from your window you'd likely think 'sod it, I'm going back to bed!'  :y :y