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Title: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 04 July 2008, 23:24:29
That the forum seems to go quiet whenever I'm on?
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 04 July 2008, 23:26:17
Ummm....i give up  :-/

Whats the punchline??  ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:26:32
Because no one likes you.  :P
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 04 July 2008, 23:27:25
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Because no one likes you.  :P

You fibber Martin. You love me  :-*
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 04 July 2008, 23:28:09
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That the forum seems to go quiet whenever I'm on?


That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:28:38
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Because no one likes you.  :P

You fibber Martin. You love me  :-*

Am I really that transparent?  :(
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 04 July 2008, 23:29:04
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)


No, I haven't. But poor old BOBO's got it twice.
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Elite Pete on 04 July 2008, 23:29:35
Probably because of stuff like this ;D ;D :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215209859/0#0
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:30:32
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Probably because of stuff like this ;D ;D :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215209859/0#0

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Vamps on 04 July 2008, 23:31:09
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Probably because of stuff like this ;D ;D :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215209859/0#0


No, more of that is fine, I like the short ones... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 04 July 2008, 23:31:47
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Probably because of stuff like this ;D ;D :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215209859/0#0

Evening Pete. ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 July 2008, 23:32:26
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That the forum seems to go quiet whenever I'm on?

Coz we have all heard the rumours.   ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 04 July 2008, 23:33:18
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Elite Pete on 04 July 2008, 23:34:28
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Probably because of stuff like this ;D ;D :P

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1215209859/0#0

Evening Pete. ;D
Evening Mate, hows it hanging ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:34:46
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 04 July 2008, 23:37:11
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lol ;D :y
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 04 July 2008, 23:37:56
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 July 2008, 23:39:36
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

Its a nice friendly forum this.. ::) Thats why i like it.. :D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:39:42
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 July 2008, 23:40:54
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 04 July 2008, 23:42:18
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

As far away as possible if he's got any sense.
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:43:14
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

Gone fishing?
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 04 July 2008, 23:43:21
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

That used to smell of piss every time STMO was in, if i remember correctly  ;D ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 July 2008, 23:44:29
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

Gone fishing?

So..He is not on Mars then.. ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:45:00
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

That used to smell of piss every time SMTO was in, if i remember correctly  ;D ;)

I think that's why it was shut down. Either that or the fact that Bob Dent was in there from 6.00 in the morning.  ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 July 2008, 23:45:54
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

That used to smell of piss every time SMTO was in, if i remember correctly  ;D ;)

I think that's why it was shut down. Either that or the fact that Bob Dent was in there from 6.00 in the morning.  ;D

A petition we need to open it again.. :y
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Vamps on 04 July 2008, 23:46:04
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

That used to smell of piss every time SMTO was in, if i remember correctly  ;D ;)

I think that's why it was shut down. Either that or the fact that Bob Dent was in there from 6.00 in the morning.  ;D

Well he had to, his tent was leaking......... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 04 July 2008, 23:47:41
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

Gone fishing?

So..He is not on Mars then.. ;)

Talk of the devil and he will appear.. ::)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Golfbuddy on 04 July 2008, 23:48:54
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

Gone fishing?

So..He is not on Mars then.. ;)

Talk of the devil and he will appear.. ::)

 :o :o :o

Spooky
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 04 July 2008, 23:48:58
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

That used to smell of piss every time SMTO was in, if i remember correctly  ;D ;)

I think that's why it was shut down. Either that or the fact that Bob Dent was in there from 6.00 in the morning.  ;D

That was the downfall i reckon.......Bob was in charge of deliveries........problem was nothing was left by opening time  ;D ::)

Oh and the smell of piss all the time  ;D :P
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:00:19
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That is just your perception!  ;D ;D ;)  Don't worry you haven't got.........BO! :D :D ;)

How do you know Lizzie  :-/........he might smell like a minger  :-/ ;D

Actually, he has got terrible BO but it's masked by the overwhelming stench of piss.  :o

You'll be old one day, unless I happen to bump into you, idiot

I knew there was something missing lately. I feel much better now.  ;D ;D ;D

Reminds me of the Nag's Head.

Where is Nickbat.. ;)

Gone fishing?

So..He is not on Mars then.. ;)

Talk of the devil and he will appear.. ::)

 :o :o :o

Spooky


Took me ages to go through all the mindless twaddle to find out where I'd been mentioned... ::)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 05 July 2008, 00:02:10
Nick! It's shrunk!
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:03:01
Ah, yes, the Nag's Head. The lease was up for sale, but no takers. Did get one offer, though from a Mr V. Meldrew, but I thought there was something fishy about it.  ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 05 July 2008, 00:05:02
What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:06:54
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 05 July 2008, 00:07:35
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/

Your................post count!
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 July 2008, 00:08:23
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Ah, yes, the Nag's Head. The lease was up for sale, but no takers. Did get one offer, though from a Mr V. Meldrew, but I thought there was something fishy about it.  ;)

It was a nice plaice too.I'm suprised.. :D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:08:42
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/

Your................post count!


Aha! No, mate, I've always been a bit deficient in that department.  ;)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 05 July 2008, 00:09:17
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Ah, yes, the Nag's Head. The lease was up for sale, but no takers. Did get one offer, though from a Mr V. Meldrew, but I thought there was something fishy about it.  ;)

It was a nice plaice too.I'm suprised.. :D

Gasp. :'(
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 05 July 2008, 00:10:22
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What happened to it? It was much bigger last time I saw It? ::)

Have I stumbled on the set of the "X Files" (or "Eastenders")? I can't make any sense out of what you're on about.... :-/ :-/

Your................post count!


Aha! No, mate, I've always been a bit deficient in that department.  ;)

Thought you might have been on about lubrication....again ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:15:16
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:16:03
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'that's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit
that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies, 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan.'
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Vamps on 05 July 2008, 00:17:06
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

That has noting to do with him, he should only ask to see your blue badge.

Edit.. Sorry did not realise you were trying to tell a joke. ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: FRE07962128 on 05 July 2008, 00:18:32
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

Now that is really funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Nickbat on 05 July 2008, 00:19:53
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

That has noting to do with him, he should only ask to see your blue badge.

Edit.. Sorry did not realise you were trying to tell a joke. ;D


NOBODY sees my blue badge....or my sheriff's badge.  ;)

(Is it past the watershed?)
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Vamps on 05 July 2008, 00:22:00
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

That has noting to do with him, he should only ask to see your blue badge.

Edit.. Sorry did not realise you were trying to tell a joke. ;D


NOBODY sees my blue badge....or my sheriff's badge.  ;)

(Is it past the watershed?)

Yep, she is in bed with her teddies.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 July 2008, 00:48:33
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

'Oi, what's your disability?'

I said 'Tourettes, now f**k off!!

rather brilliant.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wait untill i see a traffic warden.. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: kris9128 on 05 July 2008, 07:47:59
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That the forum seems to go quiet whenever I'm on?
cos you're from the wrong side of the pennines mate.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: CaptainZok on 05 July 2008, 10:59:22
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cos you're from the wrong side of the pennines mate.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
He's from our side Kris, obviously living over there in exile.

to give us a bit of peace.

 ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: kris9128 on 05 July 2008, 12:41:09
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cos you're from the wrong side of the pennines mate.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
He's from our side Kris, obviously living over there in exile.

to give us a bit of peace.

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all is forgiven then. would like to hear his reasons for the move up north tho. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why is it?
Post by: STMO123 on 05 July 2008, 13:45:39
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cos you're from the wrong side of the pennines mate.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
He's from our side Kris, obviously living over there in exile.

to give us a bit of peace.

 ;D

I can still torment you from here :D