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Title: best chat up line???
Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:13:23
have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 04 July 2008, 10:14:20
you single by any chance  ;D
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Post by: Entwood on 04 July 2008, 10:15:39
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have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D

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you single by any chance  ;D


He just has a fetish for chiropodists ....


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 July 2008, 10:15:40
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you single by any chance  ;D

PMSL

What do you think. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:17:09
they usually ask if i work in a circus  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: psychnurse on 04 July 2008, 10:20:25
Dont know..... Im far to out of practice to remeber any  :D
And the wife was the one that made all the moves.... I should have spoken up then insted of letting it come to this ..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 04 July 2008, 10:21:54
No wonder you need a wife!
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Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:25:03
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Dont know..... Im far to out of practice to remeber any  :D
And the wife was the one that made all the moves.... I should have spoken up then insted of letting it come to this ..... ;D ;D ;D


pmsl here  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Guppy on 04 July 2008, 10:25:04
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have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D


This might work better for you   :y

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive a smart car  :y
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:26:58
my x  and the kids are coming to stay here in the school holidays for a couple of weeks,   :) >:( :) >:( :) :( :) :( :-/ :-/ :-/
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: psychnurse on 04 July 2008, 10:28:53
grab ya coat love...... your taxi's here  :y

Well... the price of drinks these days who wants to chat anybody up untill the bars closed.... cheaper that way  ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:36:31
i met this woman a long time ago at a party, took her out for a drink, she drank like a frigging fish, didnt see her again after that.  ;D ;D
a yr later i bumped into her in a pub when i was hammered, i spent the next 21 yrs with her after that. i was gonna stay in that night  as well  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: psychnurse on 04 July 2008, 10:44:39
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 04 July 2008, 10:59:29
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have you seen how big my feet are,  ;) ;D ;D


This might work better for you   :y

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive a smart car  :y
I wondered why your ol' man drove a big Omega ;D

Oh damn, so do I  :-[
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 11:05:50
my m8 took anya the polish girl from the pub to greyhounds last yr with a few of them, she told all her friends at work she went dogging at the weekend, she couldnt remember what it was called and didnt know what dogging was.   ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: psychnurse on 04 July 2008, 11:13:30
OH sh*t  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: psychnurse on 04 July 2008, 11:14:28
The best line I can use is... yes dear it looks great..... no dear it dosent make your bum look big.... :y :y
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Post by: Jimbob on 04 July 2008, 11:30:32
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my m8 took anya the polish girl from the pub to greyhounds last yr with a few of them, she told all her friends at work she went dogging at the weekend, she couldnt remember what it was called and didnt know what dogging was.   ;D ;D ;D ;D


Thats up their with a colleague of mine....
Gave his Mrs a Pearl necklace for christmas....


So she went round telling everyone he had given her a pearl necklace.....took ages before she understood the sniggering  ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 July 2008, 12:23:04
Northern chat technique..Ay up you dont sweat much for a fat lass.

Best not to try if you wish to keep your teeth.......... :y :y :y
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Post by: Auto Addict on 04 July 2008, 13:07:19
You're rather nice, pull up a bed and take your clothes off ::)
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Post by: Elite Pete on 04 July 2008, 17:02:35
My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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Post by: Markie on 04 July 2008, 17:28:34
Phone your mum, tell her your not coming home tonight....

Did you hurt your knees.....when you fell from heaven...

Wheres your husband tonight.......

 :(
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: albitz on 04 July 2008, 18:15:21
i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it.  ;) ;D ;D
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 July 2008, 22:06:33
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it.  ;) ;D ;D

That's his normal chat up line, but he's not been lucky enough for the 1% yet.   ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 04 July 2008, 22:15:46
Lol! Who says romance is dead!?  ;D ::)
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Jimbob on 04 July 2008, 22:16:40
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it.  ;) ;D ;D

That's his normal chat up line, but he's not been lucky enough for the 1% yet.   ;D ;D

Used to work with a bloke who had a remarkable success rate with that!

Had a fair few drinks chucked over him, but generally did well!
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 July 2008, 23:47:10
Here's some bad ones.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Are you a parking ticket
cuz you got fine written all over you
 
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together.
 
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
 
Where you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
 
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 July 2008, 23:48:21
Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.
 
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye
cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good
 
Do u have a quarter?
I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
 
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven.
 
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: amigov6 on 05 July 2008, 21:45:17
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
:P
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Post by: Debs. on 05 July 2008, 21:55:05
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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:o Surely, guaranteed NOT to work! ;D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: theolodian on 05 July 2008, 22:02:29
I've got 68 wives and mistresses back at cult HQ.  I feel like going for 69 tonight!  :y
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: amigov6 on 05 July 2008, 22:03:34
Never used as a line but in practice?!!!!!!!!!!  :D
Title: Re: best chat up line???
Post by: amigov6 on 05 July 2008, 22:04:36
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I've got 68 wives and mistresses back at cult HQ.  I feel like going for 69 tonight!  :y
68 & i owe you one!