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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 04 July 2008, 10:13:23
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have you seen how big my feet are, ;) ;D ;D
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you single by any chance ;D
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have you seen how big my feet are, ;) ;D ;D
you single by any chance ;D
He just has a fetish for chiropodists ....
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you single by any chance ;D
PMSL
What do you think. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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they usually ask if i work in a circus ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dont know..... Im far to out of practice to remeber any :D
And the wife was the one that made all the moves.... I should have spoken up then insted of letting it come to this ..... ;D ;D ;D
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No wonder you need a wife!
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Dont know..... Im far to out of practice to remeber any :D
And the wife was the one that made all the moves.... I should have spoken up then insted of letting it come to this ..... ;D ;D ;D
pmsl here ;D ;D ;D
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have you seen how big my feet are, ;) ;D ;D
This might work better for you :y
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive a smart car :y
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my x and the kids are coming to stay here in the school holidays for a couple of weeks, :) >:( :) >:( :) :( :) :( :-/ :-/ :-/
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grab ya coat love...... your taxi's here :y
Well... the price of drinks these days who wants to chat anybody up untill the bars closed.... cheaper that way ;D
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i met this woman a long time ago at a party, took her out for a drink, she drank like a frigging fish, didnt see her again after that. ;D ;D
a yr later i bumped into her in a pub when i was hammered, i spent the next 21 yrs with her after that. i was gonna stay in that night as well :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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have you seen how big my feet are, ;) ;D ;D
This might work better for you :y
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive a smart car :y
I wondered why your ol' man drove a big Omega ;D
Oh damn, so do I :-[
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my m8 took anya the polish girl from the pub to greyhounds last yr with a few of them, she told all her friends at work she went dogging at the weekend, she couldnt remember what it was called and didnt know what dogging was. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OH sh*t ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The best line I can use is... yes dear it looks great..... no dear it dosent make your bum look big.... :y :y
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my m8 took anya the polish girl from the pub to greyhounds last yr with a few of them, she told all her friends at work she went dogging at the weekend, she couldnt remember what it was called and didnt know what dogging was. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats up their with a colleague of mine....
Gave his Mrs a Pearl necklace for christmas....
So she went round telling everyone he had given her a pearl necklace.....took ages before she understood the sniggering ;D
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Northern chat technique..Ay up you dont sweat much for a fat lass.
Best not to try if you wish to keep your teeth.......... :y :y :y
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You're rather nice, pull up a bed and take your clothes off ::)
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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Phone your mum, tell her your not coming home tonight....
Did you hurt your knees.....when you fell from heaven...
Wheres your husband tonight.......
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it. ;) ;D ;D
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it. ;) ;D ;D
That's his normal chat up line, but he's not been lucky enough for the 1% yet. ;D ;D
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Lol! Who says romance is dead!? ;D ::)
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i suppose a f***s out of the question?-slapped face 99% of the time,but the 1% made it worth it. ;) ;D ;D
That's his normal chat up line, but he's not been lucky enough for the 1% yet. ;D ;D
Used to work with a bloke who had a remarkable success rate with that!
Had a fair few drinks chucked over him, but generally did well!
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Here's some bad ones.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Are you a parking ticket
cuz you got fine written all over you
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and I together.
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
Where you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good?
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Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye
cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good
Do u have a quarter?
I told my mom id call her when I fell in love
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven.
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it ::)
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:o Surely, guaranteed NOT to work! ;D
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I've got 68 wives and mistresses back at cult HQ. I feel like going for 69 tonight! :y
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Never used as a line but in practice?!!!!!!!!!! :D
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I've got 68 wives and mistresses back at cult HQ. I feel like going for 69 tonight! :y
68 & i owe you one!