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Title: Audi Quality
Post by: Broomies Mate on 02 June 2015, 02:34:32
Oops;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-32967568

Up to 20 cars were damaged when part of an Audi showroom collapsed.

A section of the first floor, covering the workshop area of the showroom on Northfield Drive, Milton Keynes, gave way at about 12:00 BST.

No-one was injured. The fire service attended to assess what happened.

The Jardine Motors Group said everyone was evacuated from the building and the company was "investigating the cause of the collapse and the extent of the damage".
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: 05omegav6 on 02 June 2015, 02:58:31
Vorsprung durchfall :D
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: mka306 on 02 June 2015, 07:41:02
Clearly they don't build showrooms as well as they do cars ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Kevin Wood on 02 June 2015, 08:22:20
Yep, and in true Audi tradition, they'll have to demolish the building opposite and dig up the road to get access to it to rebuild it. ;D

Four rings on the bonnet... one ringpiece behind the wheel. ::)
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Nick W on 02 June 2015, 10:18:15
Yep, and in true Audi tradition, they'll have to demolish the building opposite and dig up the road to get access to it to rebuild it. ;D


And it will only cost £37493322457866.
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Kevin Wood on 02 June 2015, 12:19:02
Yep, and in true Audi tradition, they'll have to demolish the building opposite and dig up the road to get access to it to rebuild it. ;D


And it will only cost £37493322457866.

And no, it's not covered by the warranty.. Unless you're really pushy.

Oh, hang on. Audi driver. 'course you are. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26795734/Smilies/doh.gif)
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: the alarming man on 02 June 2015, 12:35:28
were these customers cars?????? :o
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Andy B on 02 June 2015, 18:05:42
were these customers cars?????? :o

Looks like they could have been  :-\
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: 05omegav6 on 02 June 2015, 18:54:19
were these customers cars?????? :o

Looks like they could have been  :-\
Part exes looking at the registrations :-\
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: tidla on 02 June 2015, 19:02:25
there was a ramp up to the first floor, which was "serving as a car park".

opps.

probably stacked like shelfs at tesco.
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Terbs on 02 June 2015, 19:40:56
It was probably weakened by an explosive situation in nearby Brackley !!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: X30XE on 02 June 2015, 19:42:37
Four rings on the bonnet... one ringpiece behind the wheel. ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Broomies Mate on 03 June 2015, 01:29:36
Ineresting that nobody spotted the Volvo - Must have been the extra weight which caused the collapse!  :P
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: mka306 on 03 June 2015, 07:20:31
When I first spotted the Volvo my first thought was it's a second hand dealers until I realised it was a main dealer so assumed it was there second hand lot, plus I did wonder why they had the vehicles stored on the top floor, not a great idea even if its designed for it.
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: The Sheriff on 03 June 2015, 19:31:39
When I first spotted the Volvo my first thought was it's a second hand dealers until I realised it was a main dealer so assumed it was there second hand lot, plus I did wonder why they had the vehicles stored on the top floor, not a great idea even if its designed for it.
Multi-storey car parks seem to get away with it.
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: mka306 on 03 June 2015, 19:51:05
When I first spotted the Volvo my first thought was it's a second hand dealers until I realised it was a main dealer so assumed it was there second hand lot, plus I did wonder why they had the vehicles stored on the top floor, not a great idea even if its designed for it.
Multi-storey car parks seem to get away with it.

Good point, but the entire structure of a multi-story car park is solid front top to bottom and all sides whereas the Audi dealer looks like a big tin hut ;D ;D
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Mr Gav on 03 June 2015, 22:44:45
I would assume that it was designed for it, hard to believe they`d get the cars up there if it wasn`t  :D

I bet the structural engineer has got some explaining to do  :o
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: 05omegav6 on 03 June 2015, 23:28:39
The architect behind the newish carpark at Gatwick North Terminal must be struggling to sleep too... Been open barely five years and already been condemned ::)
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: mka306 on 04 June 2015, 07:36:30
The architect behind the newish carpark at Gatwick North Terminal must be struggling to sleep too... Been open barely five years and already been condemned ::)

And that's a structure that's designed for the sole purpose of taking heavy weight, I wonder how much money went down the drain on that one :o
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: 05omegav6 on 04 June 2015, 07:37:56
Will find out when they demolish and rebuild it :D

That said they can use the rubble as hardcore for the new Runway :-X
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: mka306 on 04 June 2015, 07:40:37
Will find out when they demolish and rebuild it :D

That said they can use the rubble as hardcore for the new Runway :-X

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Mr Gav on 04 June 2015, 09:27:31
The architect behind the newish carpark at Gatwick North Terminal must be struggling to sleep too... Been open barely five years and already been condemned ::)

The architect will sleep  ok as the structural engineer does all the calculations, if something fails structurally then it's down to him not the architect.
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: 05omegav6 on 04 June 2015, 09:38:10
True enough, but the structural engineer is ultimately governed/restricted by the architects pretty pictures... ::)
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 June 2015, 10:36:01
True enough, but the structural engineer is ultimately governed/restricted by the architects pretty pictures... ::)

Not really because the structural engineer should be able to go back to the architect and tell him that his pretty pictures don't work in reality.  ::)
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Kevin Wood on 04 June 2015, 10:56:02
True enough, but the structural engineer is ultimately governed/restricted by the architects pretty pictures... ::)

Not really because the structural engineer should be able to go back to the architect and tell him that his pretty pictures don't work in reality.  ::)

Yes, exactly. Ultimate responsibility for the structural integrity of the building rests with the structural engineer. If he's not happy, bricks don't get laid. Of course, it could be that some bright spark of a used car salesman was responsible for turning the first floor into a car park, and he didn't even consider the structural implications. ::)
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 June 2015, 11:02:41
Structural engineer wont be to concerned, most issues are not in the calcs (which have to be checked and signed off by a third party) but the quality of workmanship.....
Title: Re: Audi Quality
Post by: Mr Gav on 04 June 2015, 12:28:11
Anything that has structural integrity will have 'to SE specifications' on the drawing so if a contractor wants to use an alternative then it has to be equivalent and approved and that applies to everything like lintels and ties, stud work etc. When it comes to floors and steel then you have to go with what the SE has specified and I can't see any main contractor signing off non spec work. The last job I was on the plasterboard contractor got booted off site for using non approved boards.