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Title: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 09:50:34
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: mka306 on 06 June 2015, 09:52:43
Just cancelled my Skype account.............just in case ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 10:00:48
Oi, don't you haras the poor GP. Nobody deserves that.  :'(
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 June 2015, 11:21:36
My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.

I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)

Better safe than sorry.
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Terbs on 06 June 2015, 11:23:46
My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.

I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)

Better safe than sorry.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 June 2015, 11:27:03
My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.

I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)

Better safe than sorry.

You have strange tastes M'lud!  :o  Still I guess the beautiful young Dr is in no doubt that your hydraulics are in full working order!  ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 June 2015, 11:38:37
My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.

I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)

Better safe than sorry.

You have strange tastes M'lud!  :o  Still I guess the beautiful young Dr is in no doubt that your hydraulics are in full working order!  ;D

A mental image of Ms. Widdecombe is excellent for the purposes of 'deflation'. ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: EMD on 06 June 2015, 17:16:14
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 17:52:02
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 June 2015, 18:52:29
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 06 June 2015, 18:55:13
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\

It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 18:55:20
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
But you are thinking about it....aren't you?  ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 18:56:33
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\

It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there!  :o  ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 June 2015, 19:58:36
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\

It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there!  :o  ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)

Why on earth do people line up to be humiliated in such a way?

If you are unlucky enough to suffer with vaginal discharge or penile warts why not simply go to your doctor and discuss your concerns in private. :-X
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 06 June 2015, 22:55:07
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
Post by: Rods2 on 06 June 2015, 23:53:36
Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\

It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there!  :o  ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)

Why on earth do people line up to be humiliated in such a way?

If you are unlucky enough to suffer with vaginal discharge or penile warts why not simply go to your doctor and discuss your concerns in private. :-X

It shows how either how long NHS queues are or how low people will go for their 5 minutes of fame. :o :o :o