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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 09:50:34
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
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Just cancelled my Skype account.............just in case ;D ;D ;D
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Oi, don't you haras the poor GP. Nobody deserves that. :'(
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My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.
I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)
Better safe than sorry.
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My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.
I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)
Better safe than sorry.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.
I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)
Better safe than sorry.
You have strange tastes M'lud! :o Still I guess the beautiful young Dr is in no doubt that your hydraulics are in full working order! ;D
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My doctor is a beautiful young woman in her late twenties.
I always make a point of thinking of Ann Widdecombe when I need to drop my trousers. :)
Better safe than sorry.
You have strange tastes M'lud! :o Still I guess the beautiful young Dr is in no doubt that your hydraulics are in full working order! ;D
A mental image of Ms. Widdecombe is excellent for the purposes of 'deflation'. ;D
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there! :o ;D
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
But you are thinking about it....aren't you? ;D
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there! :o ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there! :o ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)
Why on earth do people line up to be humiliated in such a way?
If you are unlucky enough to suffer with vaginal discharge or penile warts why not simply go to your doctor and discuss your concerns in private. :-X
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;D ;D ;D
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Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!
Yesssss ;D
Is that the one that they show on tv ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.
The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\
It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there! :o ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)
Why on earth do people line up to be humiliated in such a way?
If you are unlucky enough to suffer with vaginal discharge or penile warts why not simply go to your doctor and discuss your concerns in private. :-X
It shows how either how long NHS queues are or how low people will go for their 5 minutes of fame. :o :o :o