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Title: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: TheBoy on 06 June 2015, 19:57:48
I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 20:02:43
So, your expecting the car never to get dirty again, just because you washed it? Or, to never put the jet wash away?

Poo and car paint, are magnetic. Much like your farm yard just before I work on the underside of your car. Which clearly, given your statement means I should never work on your car again, as that would just be bloody stupid. ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: TheBoy on 06 June 2015, 20:14:57
It was the timing. I'd done the job, wheeled the karcher back to its home, walked back out to coil the hose up...  ...less than 1 minute, probably 30s.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 20:32:39
(Snigger)
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: X30XE on 06 June 2015, 20:35:53
It always rains just after I've finished washing my car.



No... REALLY....  like A L W A Y S   :(
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: Nick W on 06 June 2015, 20:41:53
Last week I collected a Maserati from the local dealer to return it to the customer. While we were standing there doing the admin something the size of a 747* covered it in shit. So I had to wait another 15minutes while the valeter cleaned the car again.






*that might be a slight exageration
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: Lazydocker on 06 June 2015, 21:02:56
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:21:17
;D might of over stated that a touch Nick ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 21:27:48
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:29:58
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 21:30:49
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Sir puppies? Hmmmmmm....... :-\
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: Nick W on 06 June 2015, 21:40:20
;D might of over stated that a touch Nick ;D


Well, a lot of shit came out of it :o
And even though the car was white, I think the customer would have noticed.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:43:03
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Sir puppies? Hmmmmmm....... :-\
Sick. Steve. Sick. Come on, i know you speak Jibs.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 06 June 2015, 21:45:02
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

Your birds are sir puppies up your way Steve ;D
Sir puppies? Hmmmmmm....... :-\
Sick. Steve. Sick. Come on, i know you speak Jibs.


....Jobs. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: The Sheriff on 06 June 2015, 22:09:21
Yes. If you're gaypad makes a mistake, you'd think mine would realise and sort it out. Not so clever after all.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: TheBoy on 07 June 2015, 08:57:52
My bro has a ficking great stain on his bonnet of his gay X5.  He said there was nothing on bonnet when he parked, but when he came back, there was just one enormous lump of purple stain bird shit. Not wanting to wash it himself, he went straight to the card handwash place, but it had marked the paint, just in a few hours.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: MikeDundee on 07 June 2015, 19:02:47
I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me ::) , at least your honest about it :y, but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness ;D, you should have known better :y
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 07 June 2015, 19:20:13
I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me ::) , at least your honest about it :y, but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness ;D, you should have known better :y
He keeps telling me it's a town he lives in. ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: MikeDundee on 07 June 2015, 19:23:42
I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me ::) , at least your honest about it :y, but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness ;D, you should have known better :y
He keeps telling me it's a town he lives in. ;D

Well it could be by now, but it was the wilderness last time I visited :-\
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 07 June 2015, 19:27:33
I believe the definition of intelligence is the ability to learn from mistakes. So when you learnt a year ago that the dirt blaster removes the paint if closer that about 18", an intelligent person wouldn't do the same today.

After washing the car, just after putting the pressure washer away, the inevitable happened. A flock of albatross running heavy on chicken vindaloo used it for target practice.

Deary me ::) , at least your honest about it :y, but then again what do you expect living out in the wilderness ;D, you should have known better :y
He keeps telling me it's a town he lives in. ;D

Well it could be by now, but it was the wilderness last time I visited :-\

TB remembers "when all this was fields!" ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: MikeDundee on 07 June 2015, 19:29:17
In reality the subject header, just confirms there was no intelligent thought went into the process ::), should have checked the wilderness birdlife traffic report and it all could have been avoided :y, or if had used proper intelligence erect the Anderson shelter over the car after washing it :o, even better still clear out the garage so can actually park the car in it ;D
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: chrisgixer on 07 June 2015, 19:30:57
It was suggested he had the perfect opportunity to build a much bigger garage.
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: MikeDundee on 07 June 2015, 19:34:56
It was suggested he had the perfect opportunity to build a much bigger garage.

Yeah can understand that with all those surrounding fields :y
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: Auto Addict on 09 June 2015, 07:40:56
Easiest way to stop that happening is to put a sign on the roof/bonnet/boot saying 'No Shytting' ;)
Title: Re: Intelligence and Inevitability
Post by: YZ250 on 09 June 2015, 08:09:52
Top tip: Buy a car the same colour as bird shit  :y

That doesn't work unfortunately.  :(

I have a black car and a white car and they shite black poo on my white car and white poo on my black car. How do they do that, do they have different levers to pull according to colour?  :-\