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Title: If your lover is overweight
Post by: STMO123 on 07 July 2008, 18:58:10
Get them to walk three miles every morning and three miles every evening. By the end of the week the fat b@stard should be forty two miles away. :y
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Dusty on 07 July 2008, 19:04:06
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: markey mark on 07 July 2008, 19:05:42
 ;D ;D very good  ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: JiMbOb789 on 07 July 2008, 19:13:56
 ;D ;D Very Good ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 July 2008, 19:32:39
Very witty. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Entwood on 07 July 2008, 19:55:26
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: psychnurse on 07 July 2008, 19:58:07
42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: kris9128 on 07 July 2008, 20:00:55
cheers mate. told my missus about your weight loss program, now she not talking to me.
got a night of peace and quiet at last. :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: stuart30 on 07 July 2008, 20:01:00
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: psychnurse on 07 July 2008, 20:05:50
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D



Absolutly! My body is a masterpiece that is to be preserved in its current form  ::) ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: stuart30 on 07 July 2008, 20:07:18
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D



Absolutly! My body is a masterpiece that is to be preserved in its current form  ::) ;D

Thats what my wife says about mine...no actually thats a lie,she just calls me a fat b@stard. ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: psychnurse on 07 July 2008, 20:10:12
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42 miles away... I would do it if there was a KFC at the end  ;D ;D ;D ;D

And a taxi to take ya... ;D



Absolutly! My body is a masterpiece that is to be preserved in its current form  ::) ;D

Thats what my wife says about mine...no actually thats a lie,she just calls me a fat b@stard. ;D




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: johnnycboy on 07 July 2008, 21:28:41
we are not fat b@rst@rds, we are just healthy eaters. ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: LJay on 07 July 2008, 21:38:54
Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Jimbob on 07 July 2008, 21:40:17
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Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who needs a 6 pack when you have a party 7!
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: maria on 07 July 2008, 21:40:31
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Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D



love it ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 07 July 2008, 21:41:24
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Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D



love it ;D ;D ;D

who's side are you on  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: maria on 07 July 2008, 21:44:11
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Lol! Jimbob start walking!!! ;D ;D ;D



love it ;D ;D ;D

who's side are you on  ;D ;D ;D

oops sorry james its just  that it made me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: LJay on 07 July 2008, 21:45:42
Shes on my side, us girls stick together you know!!! :-*
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 07 July 2008, 21:49:39
I have the body of a GOD......just a pity its BUDDHA.... :o :o
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Vamps on 07 July 2008, 21:51:44
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Richie London on 08 July 2008, 08:49:31
my x used to keep in shape, the problem was the shape she was in looked like a sack of spuds  ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 08 July 2008, 10:26:43
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Shes on my side, us girls stick together you know!!! :-*

We have noticed.  ;D ;D ;D  especially as the forum gains more and more female members.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: MaxV6 on 08 July 2008, 15:13:59
which prompts the unashamedly chauvinistic question.....


when are we having a "Miss Miggy" contest.....    


? :y


and will there be a swim wear section in addition to the mandatory  "workshop attire" and "pub gear" sections

??? :D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 08 July 2008, 15:34:13
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which prompts the unashamedly chauvinistic question.....


when are we having a "Miss Miggy" contest.....    


? :y


and will there be a swim wear section in addition to the mandatory  "workshop attire" and "pub gear" sections

??? :D

This is where they all start to go very shy now or refuse to utterering words like sexist and pervert's.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 08 July 2008, 15:36:24
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which prompts the unashamedly chauvinistic question.....


when are we having a "Miss Miggy" contest.....    


? :y


and will there be a swim wear section in addition to the mandatory  "workshop attire" and "pub gear" sections

??? :D

No Miss Miggy Wet T Shirt Competion then with TheBoy as judge for his Birthday pressent then.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Debs. on 08 July 2008, 16:27:38
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which prompts the unashamedly chauvinistic question.....


when are we having a "Miss Miggy" contest.....    


? :y


and will there be a swim wear section in addition to the mandatory  "workshop attire" and "pub gear" sections

??? :D

"Miss Miggy"....`sounds like Kermit should be the judge! ;D

 ::) BTW...."If your lover is overweight"
: and he`s a chef; does he get a 'lardon'? ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: albitz on 08 July 2008, 17:44:33
never mind all that,lets get back to this "miss miggy" contest. :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Dusty on 08 July 2008, 19:21:37
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Who needs a 6 pack when you have a party 7!

If you can remember a party 7 you must be getting on a bit ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Jimbob on 08 July 2008, 20:13:52
I'll have you know my body is a temple
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the Taj Mahal!
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: MaxV6 on 08 July 2008, 21:06:12
ROFLMAO you fat git.

said  "Westminster Abbey"
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I remember a Party 7.

but Watneys was always SH1TE beer...
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Vamps on 09 July 2008, 00:34:41
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which prompts the unashamedly chauvinistic question.....


when are we having a "Miss Miggy" contest.....    
? :y


and will there be a swim wear section in addition to the mandatory  "workshop attire" and "pub gear" sections

??? :D

Sounds good to me, are we talking body or brains..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: albitz on 09 July 2008, 01:29:00
i think the miss miggy brains title was awarded a long time ago. :y
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: Richie London on 09 July 2008, 08:06:59
who used to have the key ring with the little red barrel on, and the little guiness penkife keyring
Title: Re: If your lover is overweight
Post by: jereboam on 09 July 2008, 09:47:09
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who used to have the key ring with the little red barrel on, and the little guiness penkife keyring

Had the little red barrel keyring, but don't remember the Guiness penknife.  And I remember the Party 7.

And I didn't think the beer was too bad.  At least it wasn't as gassy as some of the other stuff that was around.  Who remembers Double Diamond and Skol lager? - with lime, of course, for the Ladies. :)  

No draught Guinness then - only bottles.