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Title: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 12 June 2015, 18:00:09
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/a66-penis-cutting-victim-inquest-9433575

...STMO's brother?
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: Vamps on 12 June 2015, 22:57:47
I remember the traffic chaos this caused at the time............ ::) ::) ::)

Sad though that someone died trying to satisfy himself, a warning to some others on here............. :-X
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: hawke113a on 12 June 2015, 23:33:55
its a strange strange world we live in  :D
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: the alarming man on 13 June 2015, 09:28:44
Paint your self in blue paint...WTF?? :y
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: Lazydocker on 13 June 2015, 09:32:01
Quote from: the alarming man on 13 June 2015, 09:28:44
Paint your self in blue paint...WTF?? :y

I'm still more alarmed that he chose to cut off his gentleman vegetables!!
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 13 June 2015, 10:32:02
Id have loved to see the persons face who found him.
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: the alarming man on 13 June 2015, 10:38:35
Quote from: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 13 June 2015, 10:32:02
Id have loved to see the persons face who found him.


Trust me as a paramedic you see all sorts....I guess the same for the 2 other services as well lol
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: ronnyd on 13 June 2015, 13:41:38
Quote from: the alarming man on 13 June 2015, 09:28:44
Paint your self in blue paint...WTF?? :y
He must have thought himself an Ancient Briton covering himself with Woad. :D
Title: Re: Well, who hasnt pretended to be a kinky Smurfette?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 14 June 2015, 10:05:59
Quote from: Lazydocker on 13 June 2015, 09:32:01
Quote from: the alarming man on 13 June 2015, 09:28:44
Paint your self in blue paint...WTF?? :y

I'm still more alarmed that he chose to cut off his gentleman vegetables!!

Indeed. That did seem a step too far. ::) The blue paint would suffice, surely, if you were that way inclined. Maybe it was a hitherto unexplored facet of Darwin's theory kicking in? ;D