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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Markie on 23 November 2006, 23:16:57
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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.
Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....
Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops
Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.
Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....
I dont think she`s happy :-/
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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.
Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....
Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops
Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.
Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....
I dont think she`s happy :-/
I wonder why ::)
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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker ;)
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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.
Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....
Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops
Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.
Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....
I dont think she`s happy :-/
I wonder why ::)
Funny creatures at times ;D.......probably the fact that your on hols, and she's still came home to hooswork, it does piss them off I am afraid :y >:(
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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker ;)
LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D
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housework - she does it :o thought it just did itself when i was at work
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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker ;)
LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D
heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.
Garage is a cracker though :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D
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housework - she does it :o thought it just did itself when i was at work
It does when I am at work.....only problem is that my missus is in Thailand till next Jan, so its all down to me....I need a housekeeper/service maid ;D
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housework - she does it :o thought it just did itself when i was at work
It does when I am at work.....only problem is that my missus is in Thailand till next Jan, so its all down to me....I need a housekeeper/service maid ;D
Ask the missus to mail you one over whilst she's out there. Or try www.thaibrides.com and get a spare. ;D
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Women ::)
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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!
by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors
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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
Absolutely, most women cant even decide what to wear so theres no hope of them picking somebody to run the country!
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Pans for christmas thats ridicilous........they should come out of her weekly allowance ;D, get her something to wear new oven glove and apron perhaps ( matching) ;)
Disclaimer: we are all joking - in case any women are here and offended :y
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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker ;)
LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D
heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.
Garage is a cracker though :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D
You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view ;D ;D ;D
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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker ;)
LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D
heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.
Garage is a cracker though :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D
You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D before i was married to her maybe,now.... are you kidding shes my wife ;D
reminds me of a one liner from a married male friend.....best form of contraception is apparently a wedding ring ::)
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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker ;)
LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D
heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.
Garage is a cracker though :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D
You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D before i was married to her maybe,now.... are you kidding shes my wife ;D
reminds me of a one liner from a married male friend.....best form of contraception is apparently a wedding ring ::)
Sooooo true! ::) ;D (well, after the first 6 months anyway) ;D ;D
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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!
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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!
She probably does....
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My wife is always in a bad mood for about an hour after she has got in from work. I could have done all the washing, ironing, decorating, tea on table and pooped gold bullion all day but I still get it in the neck as soon as she walks through the door. I make myself scarce
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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.
Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....
Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops
Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.
Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....
I dont think she`s happy :-/
Isn't it obvious.. the toast wound her up, by asking for toast you didn't give her the chance to display her cooking skills. Should have asked for a three course meal at the very least. ;)
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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.
Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....
Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops
Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.
Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....
I dont think she`s happy :-/
Isn't it obvious.. the toast wound her up, by asking for toast you didn't give her the chance to display her cooking skills. Should have asked for a three course meal at the very least. ;)
of course - not giving her enough credit :-/ ;D
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Women. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
I hope MRs TB doesn't read this!!!!
She probably does....
Oh dear Jaime - you'll get bollocked :o
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getting bollocked is part of the fun ;)
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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!
by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors
Only if you want her to use them as a leathal weapon on you!!! :o
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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!
by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors
Only if you want her to use them as a leathal weapon on you!!! :o
better not give her a new iron then :o
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getting bollocked is part of the fun ;)
My wife is very good at shouting, I have to be very careful with new purchases.
"No I've had it for years"
Works well with quite a few purchases
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getting bollocked is part of the fun ;)
My wife is very good at shouting, I have to be very careful with new purchases.
"No I've had it for years"
Works well with quite a few purchases
My wife's good at shouting too - Her two favourite phrases at the moment are:
Are you on that bl**dy computer again and
Leave that car alone and come and look after the baby! :-*
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and ...have you finished that decorating yet ? :-X :-/
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and ...have you finished that decorating yet ? :-X :-/
No >:(
FYI I've done the dining room, hall, stairs and landing - but the stairs need a second coat and I havn't even started on the glossing!
Oh, and I took Chopsmam out to buy curtains today and she couldn't decide - so I bought 5 pairs and have to take 4 back tomorrow. Happy days :-X
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and ...have you finished that decorating yet ? :-X :-/
No >:(
FYI I've done the dining room, hall, stairs and landing - but the stairs need a second coat and I havn't even started on the glossing!
Oh, and I took Chopsmam out to buy curtains today and she couldn't decide - so I bought 5 pairs and have to take 4 back tomorrow. Happy days :-X
;D bought 5 pairs with the intention of taking 4 back - never ever let your wife meet mine :o they would need to go shopping in a transit van !!
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and ...have you finished that decorating yet ? :-X :-/
No >:(
FYI I've done the dining room, hall, stairs and landing - but the stairs need a second coat and I havn't even started on the glossing!
Oh, and I took Chopsmam out to buy curtains today and she couldn't decide - so I bought 5 pairs and have to take 4 back tomorrow. Happy days :-X
;D bought 5 pairs with the intention of taking 4 back - never ever let your wife meet mine :o they would need to go shopping in a transit van !!
That's why I need an Omega - huge boot! Saga over - curtains now up - I don't belive it's all over :)