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Title: Big Jack (and his lad)
Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 22:22:28
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Title: Re: Big Jack (and his lad)
Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 22:24:35
Which one do you need to solve your sagging chest then  ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 11 July 2008, 22:25:41
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Which one do you need to solve your sagging chest then  ;D
Ohhh, you're cruisin' for a bruisin' laddie ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 22:26:07
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Which one do you need to solve your sagging chest then  ;D
;D [size=24]Big Jack![/size]  ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 22:26:27
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Which one do you need to solve your sagging chest then  ;D


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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 22:27:41
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Which one do you need to solve your sagging chest then  ;D
;D [size=24]Big Jack![/size]  ;D

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Title: Re: Big Jack (and his lad)
Post by: LJay on 11 July 2008, 22:47:57
Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 22:48:58
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: LJay on 11 July 2008, 23:06:16
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:12:46
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:14:17
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D

What worries me is the fact you CAN pick out the good looking ones  ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:15:44
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D


Meet there............when?  :y
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Post by: LJay on 11 July 2008, 23:15:49
Speed dating with sheep, could catch on!!
New OOF meet activity maybe? There are a few people on here with sheep fetishes! ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:16:24
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D

What worries me is the fact you CAN pick out the good looking ones  ;D

I`ll ask a neighbour which ones he fancies! :y
Title: Re: Big Jack (and his lad)
Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:16:35
See ewe there!
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:17:16
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Speed dating with sheep, could catch on!!
New OOF meet activity maybe? There are a few people on here with sheep fetishes! ;D

That would be Richierich then.............. ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:22:31
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D


Meet there............when?  :y
I`m still working out the dates so it doesn`t clash with other OOF diary dates and the sheepdog trials I`m attending/competing.

Would you and the family be able to come to the "Debs Gaff" meet, Mike?  :y
Title: Re: Big Jack (and his lad)
Post by: LJay on 11 July 2008, 23:22:33
Well nominated Mike!!  ;D
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Post by: JueV6 on 11 July 2008, 23:25:03
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D


Meet there............when?  :y
I`m still working out the dates so it doesn`t clash with other OOF diary dates and the sheepdog trials I`m attending/competing.

Would you and the family be able to come to the "Debs Gaff" meet, Mike?  :y

Only Mike, Debs.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:26:04
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D


Meet there............when?  :y
I`m still working out the dates so it doesn`t clash with other OOF diary dates and the sheepdog trials I`m attending/competing.

Would you and the family be able to come to the "Debs Gaff" meet, Mike?  :y

Depending on dates etc we would certainly be interested, could do with a few days away. Are we talking soon?  :)

Edit.... Will come in the Citroen though......Much cheaper and more comfortable :-[  for me.  :y
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:32:07
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Gonna ask Psychnurse to get you something to help with your chest obsession!!! ;D


What about his pussy and his sheep. ;D ;D ;D

True! Dont think we can cure the sheep fetish though, we live in wales and there is a farm accross the road! ;D

Do I need to pick out some good looking ones for when we have a meet here? ;D


Meet there............when?  :y
I`m still working out the dates so it doesn`t clash with other OOF diary dates and the sheepdog trials I`m attending/competing.

Would you and the family be able to come to the "Debs Gaff" meet, Mike?  :y

Depending on dates etc we would certainly be interested, could do with a few days away. Are we talking soon?  :)
Late Summer......
Maybe last week in August/first week of Sept. (or thereabouts).
It`d be a workshop/servicing and social/BBQ type meet....but I`ll let everybody know exact dates well in advance. :y
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:33:36
5/6/7 Sept is Newent!  you can't clash with that!

In fact come down!
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:35:47
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5/6/7 Sept is Newent!  you can't clash with that!

In fact come down!

Clash with that then we can have a select few ;D ;D ;D

I know, not in the oof spirit, only joking. ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:36:52
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5/6/7 Sept is Newent!  you can't clash with that!

In fact come down!
Certainly, I`m not going to clash with Newent ;).....may be later in Sept. then :y
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Post by: Andy B on 11 July 2008, 23:37:34
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You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:38:25
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Edit.... Will come in the Citroen though......Much cheaper and more comfortable :-[  for me.  :y

You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))

reminds me of another documentary  ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:39:42
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Edit.... Will come in the Citroen though......Much cheaper and more comfortable :-[  for me.  :y

You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))


54 + MPG  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:41:13
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Edit.... Will come in the Citroen though......Much cheaper and more comfortable :-[  for me.  :y

You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))

 :o Sacré bleu! ;D
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Post by: Andy B on 11 July 2008, 23:41:42
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54 + MPG  ;D ;D ;D

Case proved for the defence!
I don't get that out of my shed (diseasle Astra)
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Post by: LJay on 11 July 2008, 23:43:41
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You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))

I went to the first Lakes meet in a hired Megane!
It just wasnt the same!
Jimbobs meega was broken so i let him take my meega and i hired a car! You cant tell me thats not love!!! ;D
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Post by: Debs. on 11 July 2008, 23:46:54
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Edit.... Will come in the Citroen though......Much cheaper and more comfortable :-[  for me.  :y

You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))

I went to the first Lakes meet in a hired Megane!
It just wasnt the same!
Jimbobs meega was broken so i let him take my meega and i hired a car! You cant tell me thats not love!!! ;D

No greater love hath a woman than to surrender her Miggy to her man! :y
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:48:10
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I don't get that out of my shed (diseasle Astra)

Also can't really drive the Mig very far, too heavy for me, suffered after the lakes. Stopped driving Omega's regularly in 2002 after my operation, removing much of my insides so physically quiet weak. :(
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:49:22
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54 + MPG  ;D ;D ;D

Case proved for the defence!
I don't get that out of my shed (diseasle Astra)

Also can't really drive the Mig very far, too heavy for me, suffered after the lakes. Stopped driving Omega's regularly in 2002 after my operation, removing much of my insides so physically quiet weak. :(

Bring it to the next meet, and get someone to install a v6 servotronic unit, then lighten the car for you, jobs a good un!
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Post by: LJay on 11 July 2008, 23:50:00
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Edit.... Will come in the Citroen though......Much cheaper and more comfortable :-[  for me.  :y

You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))

I went to the first Lakes meet in a hired Megane!
It just wasnt the same!
Jimbobs meega was broken so i let him take my meega and i hired a car! You cant tell me thats not love!!! ;D

No greater love hath a woman than to surrender her Miggy to her man! :y

And what did he go and do??
He only went and dropped it off axle stands, with my son asleep in the back!!! ::)
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:50:50
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I don't get that out of my shed (diseasle Astra)

Also can't really drive the Mig very far, too heavy for me, suffered after the lakes. Stopped driving Omega's regularly in 2002 after my operation, removing much of my insides so physically quiet weak. :(

Bring it to the next meet, and get someone to install a v6 servotronic unit, then lighten the car for you, jobs a good un!

Sounds good, can you lighten the steering and the doors?  ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:51:52
The steering yes, with the servotronic unit out a v6, weld the doors shut and go dukes of hazzard styley
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 23:53:49
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The steering yes, with the servotronic unit out a v6, weld the doors shut and go dukes of hazzard styley

Are the V6's lighter in the steering or is that something special?
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Post by: Jimbob on 11 July 2008, 23:55:12
The V6's can be adjusted with tech2.

iirc you can retrofit that functionality to the smaller engined ones.

Mark will be able to confirm after his piss up.
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Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 00:00:52
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The V6's can be adjusted with tech2.

iirc you can retrofit that functionality to the smaller engined ones.

Mark will be able to confirm after his piss up.

Interesting, i would not fit to my Omega, will just sell it, being a 2.0L should get a fair price. May consider an as new as possible V6 in the future, when the Citroen goes, road tax not a problem as long as it is my main car, I can get it free.
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Post by: LJay on 12 July 2008, 00:05:35
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The V6's can be adjusted with tech2.

iirc you can retrofit that functionality to the smaller engined ones.

Mark will be able to confirm after his piss up.

Interesting, i would not fit to my Omega, will just sell it, being a 2.0L should get a fair price. May consider an as new as possible V6 in the future, when the Citroen goes, road tax not a problem as long as it is my main car, I can get it free.


Handy that, i do too! Shame that you qualify but handy!
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Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 00:07:58
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The V6's can be adjusted with tech2.

iirc you can retrofit that functionality to the smaller engined ones.

Mark will be able to confirm after his piss up.

Interesting, i would not fit to my Omega, will just sell it, being a 2.0L should get a fair price. May consider an as new as possible V6 in the future, when the Citroen goes, road tax not a problem as long as it is my main car, I can get it free.


Handy that, i do too! Shame that you qualify but handy!

Is that you or your little one?
Believe me I would rather be paying the tax, particularly on the poorer days.
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Post by: LJay on 12 July 2008, 00:11:43
Its for our eldest! He has been diagnosed this week with Autism, which has been a real battle to get!
But we too would definately rather pay for the tax!!
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Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 00:16:20
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Its for our eldest! He has been diagnosed this week with Autism, which has been a real battle to get!
But we too would definately rather pay for the tax!!

Must be quite severe, are you managing OK, now you have a diagnosis are you going to get any help or support you may need.
How old is he?    
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Post by: LJay on 12 July 2008, 00:22:00
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Its for our eldest! He has been diagnosed this week with Autism, which has been a real battle to get!
But we too would definately rather pay for the tax!!

Must be quite severe, are you managing OK, now you have a diagnosis are you going to get any help or support you may need.
How old is he?    

We manage fine, thanks! He is high functioning autism which means that he is clever enough to appear to function normally. he also has low muscle tone and feeding problems. he is 4 and is just a wonderful little boy! He will be going to a mainstream school with 1 to 1 support which is a dream come true for me! Wouldnt actually change him for the world, i am so proud of him!
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Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 00:24:37
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Its for our eldest! He has been diagnosed this week with Autism, which has been a real battle to get!
But we too would definately rather pay for the tax!!

Must be quite severe, are you managing OK, now you have a diagnosis are you going to get any help or support you may need.
How old is he?    

We manage fine, thanks! He is high functioning autism which means that he is clever enough to appear to function normally. he also has low muscle tone and feeding problems. he is 4 and is just a wonderful little boy! He will be going to a mainstream school with 1 to 1 support which is a dream come true for me! Wouldnt actually change him for the world, i am so proud of him!

Aspergers? You should be proud of him. We should chat sometime, not on here.
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Post by: LJay on 12 July 2008, 00:28:00
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Its for our eldest! He has been diagnosed this week with Autism, which has been a real battle to get!
But we too would definately rather pay for the tax!!

Must be quite severe, are you managing OK, now you have a diagnosis are you going to get any help or support you may need.
How old is he?    

We manage fine, thanks! He is high functioning autism which means that he is clever enough to appear to function normally. he also has low muscle tone and feeding problems. he is 4 and is just a wonderful little boy! He will be going to a mainstream school with 1 to 1 support which is a dream come true for me! Wouldnt actually change him for the world, i am so proud of him!

Aspergers? You should be proud of him. We should chat sometime, not on here.

that would be good!
He is in my experience classic aspergers but they cant diagnose it as he had speech delay as a toddler! research is being done to disprove this link but until then we have to make do with autism!
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Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 01:04:52
PM sent.
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Post by: LJay on 12 July 2008, 10:29:59
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PM sent.

Thanks Mike! Will reply as soon as i get to newbie, cant pm at the mo!  >:(
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Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 16:00:14
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Thanks Mike! Will reply as soon as i get to newbie, cant pm at the mo!  >:(


 :o Sorry, never thought about that. Time you got those admins sorted...., or is it just the one. :-X
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Post by: Gaffers on 12 July 2008, 16:06:16
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You can't let the side down by coming in something French! (Ooer! ::))

reminds me of another documentary  ;D

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