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Title: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 20:01:14
Off to the Caravan for the weekend :y

It had previously been suggested that I was going to have to go as well, if nothing else, to connect the bbq to the Caravan gas supply ::), not been used yet this year. :(
I had a mutter, not like me, about the point of going and being stuck inside cos of the weather, so they have left me to it.  :y
Now where is that Whisky........... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: psychnurse on 11 July 2008, 20:02:27
 ;D ;D ;D Good man!!!  :y
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 11 July 2008, 20:03:58
Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 20:06:12
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 July 2008, 20:15:57
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here he goes again, trying to get rid of her.     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: psychnurse on 11 July 2008, 20:18:42
And mine!!! a 2 for 1 Mike!  :y
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 20:19:51
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here he goes again, trying to get rid of her.     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps if he posted a photo he may have more luck.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 July 2008, 20:20:09
You lot are putting me off every getting married.   :'(
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Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 20:21:25
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You lot are putting me off every getting married.   :'(


That's what mates are for............. :y :y :y
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: psychnurse on 11 July 2008, 20:21:27
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You lot are putting me off every getting married.   :'(



Have mine!!!!!!!!!! on a trial... then you will put yourself off getting into this state!  :y
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 11 July 2008, 20:25:55
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You lot are putting me off every getting married.   :'(



Have mine!!!!!!!!!! on a trial... then you will put yourself off getting into this state!  :y


LOL ....skrutie now pming SWMBO....guilty as charged ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: SWMBO on 11 July 2008, 20:30:02
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)

Obviously not soon enuf - skruntie, one of the advantages of having a SWMBO - if u'r the lazy good for nothing kindof bloke like most of them are.., ya can sit there playing on the pc while she does all the work :P

Mike., u'r getting ever closer to appearing in 1st position :P

Me goes back to cleaning duties boo hoo
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: psychnurse on 11 July 2008, 20:31:48
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)

Obviously not soon enuf - skruntie, one of the advantages of having a SWMBO - if u'r the lazy good for nothing kindof bloke like most of them are.., ya can sit there playing on the pc while she does all the work :P

Mike., u'r getting ever closer to appearing in 1st position :P

Me goes back to cleaning duties boo hoo




I want one!! I have to do all the house work, washing, cooking cambelts ect! not fair!  ;)
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: SWMBO on 11 July 2008, 20:35:22
All he has done this week is strong arm me into changing the position of every item of furniture in the house so he can sit comfortably on his pc (no room for it previously).., and sat there laughing at all the comments u xxx's are making the rest of the week.

U'r telling me its not fair ha ha
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 20:35:58
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)

Obviously not soon enuf - skruntie, one of the advantages of having a SWMBO - if u'r the lazy good for nothing kindof bloke like most of them are.., ya can sit there playing on the pc while she does all the work :P

Mike., u'r getting ever closer to appearing in 1st position :P

Me goes back to cleaning duties boo hoo


I do most of the cleaning and the cooking and the washing, but not the ironing. ;) ;) ;)

Only cos I am off work sick.
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 11 July 2008, 20:36:06
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)

Obviously not soon enuf - skruntie, one of the advantages of having a SWMBO - if u'r the lazy good for nothing kindof bloke like most of them are.., ya can sit there playing on the pc while she does all the work :P

Mike., u'r getting ever closer to appearing in 1st position :P

[size=18]Me goes back to cleaning duties boo hoo[/size]


have you noticed how quick the post count is rising?
Gonna have to take some more links outta the chain..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: psychnurse on 11 July 2008, 20:36:49
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You make it sound so funny swbowithattitude!!  ;)
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: SWMBO on 11 July 2008, 20:38:01
That's it mike.., when u wanna book a room here? :P Rent is reasonable and u can help keep Jue in line :P

I'll even make a deal about dropping u off the list on a good behavious basis
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 11 July 2008, 20:39:59
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That's it mike.., when u wanna book a room here? :P Rent is reasonable and u can help keep Jue in line :P

I'll even make a deal about dropping u off the list on a good behavious basis


hahahhaahahah see she's blaming Mike for it all now,
Skruntie....your safe now ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: SWMBO on 11 July 2008, 20:41:43
lol, psychnurse, its bad when a male (another omega owning b**) comes in your house and asks why u are on your knees ha ha - and yes, the question was addressed to me.

I wan't sure quite what to say lolol without it sounding smutty lol
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: psychnurse on 11 July 2008, 20:42:54
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lol, psychnurse, its bad when a male (another omega owning b**) comes in your house and asks why u are on your knees ha ha - and yes, the question was addressed to me.

I wan't sure quite what to say lolol without it sounding smutty lol



 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 11 July 2008, 20:43:15
WASN'T MEEEE

blame Fred117 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 20:54:51
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That's it mike.., when u wanna book a room here? :P Rent is reasonable and u can help keep Jue in line :P

I'll even make a deal about dropping u off the list on a good behavious basis


hahahhaahahah see she's blaming Mike for it all now,
Skruntie....your safe now ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Not for long, I have my little friend........... ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: SWMBO on 11 July 2008, 21:13:09
Mike hun.., she's there on her own with the money pits (otherwise known as kids).., hope u haven't got a joint bank account lol.  If she's the slightest bit narked with u, us women have a very good way of getting revenge in a way that hurts (thru the wallet) lol
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 11 July 2008, 21:18:25
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Mike hun.., she's there on her own with the money pits (otherwise known as kids).., hope u haven't got a joint bank account lol.  If she's the slightest bit narked with u, us women have a very good way of getting revenge in a way that hurts (thru the wallet) lol

We do....... :o

Noooo she is not narked with me, she likes the caravan, I get bored, she will be in the pub tonight, with our friends, I am on here, who has the better deal................... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 July 2008, 22:30:30
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You lot are putting me off every getting married.   :'(



Have mine!!!!!!!!!! on a trial... then you will put yourself off getting into this state!  :y


LOL ....skrutie now pming SWMBO....guilty as charged ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Too right you are matey. ;D :y
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2008, 00:25:59
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)

Obviously not soon enuf - skruntie, one of the advantages of having a SWMBO - if u'r the lazy good for nothing kindof bloke like most of them are.., ya can sit there playing on the pc while she does all the work :P

Mike., u'r getting ever closer to appearing in 1st position :P

Me goes back to cleaning duties boo hoo

Dont mind sharing the duties, cooking and cleaning etc.

Moved in with someone who had 2 kids nearly 20 years ago (only lasted 18 months tho)

Went to work (she wasnt working at the time) came home at 6, meal was cooked, so I did the pots, after a while, the kids pots from after school were in the pile, while later visitors cups added, as time goes by, lunch pots added, and then the crunch came when all the days pots were there waiting for me every night.

I worked 5 and 1/2 days a week.  Did all the odd jobs on Saturday afternoon and then on Sunday used to take the kids to a go-kart race meet to give her time off from the kids.

Dont agree that us men take advantage of women, thought she was a one off,   Dont mind the equality idea and sharing the chores but taking the piss of your parner (works both ways) is a No No.  Been proved since she wsnt a one off.  

What actually finished the relationship was that she said I was allways too tired to spend any time with her.    :-/ :-/ :-/


Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 00:35:07
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Can i send Swmbo round Mike i need a break .................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


She sounds nothing like you described, last time you tried to palm her off............... ;D ;D ;D

What time does she finish the chores and take up oof ;) ;) ;)

Obviously not soon enuf - skruntie, one of the advantages of having a SWMBO - if u'r the lazy good for nothing kindof bloke like most of them are.., ya can sit there playing on the pc while she does all the work :P

Mike., u'r getting ever closer to appearing in 1st position :P

Me goes back to cleaning duties boo hoo

Dont mind sharing the duties, cooking and cleaning etc.

Moved in with someone who had 2 kids nearly 20 years ago (only lasted 18 months tho)

Went to work (she wasnt working at the time) came home at 6, meal was cooked, so I did the pots, after a while, the kids pots from after school were in the pile, while later visitors cups added, as time goes by, lunch pots added, and then the crunch came when all the days pots were there waiting for me every night.

I worked 5 and 1/2 days a week.  Did all the odd jobs on Saturday afternoon and then on Sunday used to take the kids to a go-kart race meet to give her time off from the kids.

Dont agree that us men take advantage of women, thought she was a one off,   Dont mind the equality idea and sharing the chores but taking the piss of your parner (works both ways) is a No No.  Been proved since she wsnt a one off.  

What actually finished the relationship was that she said I was allways too tired to spend any time with her.    :-/ :-/ :-/



I could talk all day on this one.
I took on three kids, one was a bit of a problem, one was and still is a major problem the other one I love to bits. Their Dad is loaded but paid very little. said to swmbo that we would never let them get between us but has been very difficult. We are about to hit a 'crunch' point with the nealy 18 year old scroat.
If it was not for my daughter I would have been long gone. Don't get me wrong swmbo and I get on very well but I dont need the problems that the boys father ignores, while we struggle a bit financially.
The story is a lot longer than that.
Being a step parent is the hardest job in the world and very few support groups.
Will stop there.
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2008, 00:55:35
My ex has moved on and remarried, I actually have kept in touch with the family, she is happily remarried and I get on with her husband no issues at all.

The kids I have never lost contact with allthough thier father showed no interest in them at all,  Eldest (lad) was supposed to be moving house today. Guess who was the nominated driver.

I made a promice to them after thier Dad let them down and am proud to say the commitment I said I would make to them all those years ago is still still as strong as ever and has been rewarded many times over, Funny old world innit.  :'(
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 12 July 2008, 01:09:24
Two things to say here,
I know what you mean about a step parent Mike, I'm in the same boat with SWMBO. :-/ :-/

Good on ya Skruntie, :) :)
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Vamps on 12 July 2008, 01:09:37
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My ex has moved on and remarried, I actually have kept in touch with the family, she is happily remarried and I get on with her husband no issues at all.

The kids I have never lost contact with allthough thier father showed no interest in them at all,  Eldest (lad) was supposed to be moving house today. Guess who was the nominated driver.

I made a promice to them after thier Dad let them down and am proud to say the commitment I said I would make to them all those years ago is still still as strong as ever and has been rewarded many times over, Funny old world innit.  :'(

You just have to keep going and hope you are doing the right thing, much easier to be single which was always my plan.
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2008, 01:23:05
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My ex has moved on and remarried, I actually have kept in touch with the family, she is happily remarried and I get on with her husband no issues at all.

The kids I have never lost contact with allthough thier father showed no interest in them at all,  Eldest (lad) was supposed to be moving house today. Guess who was the nominated driver.

I made a promice to them after thier Dad let them down and am proud to say the commitment I said I would make to them all those years ago is still still as strong as ever and has been rewarded many times over, Funny old world innit.  :'(

You just have to keep going and hope you are doing the right thing, much easier to be single which was always my plan.

Maybe thats where I went wrong, said at 16 I never wanted to marry and said I wanted to stay single. also said undr my breath, usless the right woman came along.

Maybe the statement about saying something and it may well happen, has come and happened to me.

Mybe I should have kept my trap shut.  but then maybe the thought of marriage scares the crap out of me.  Gawd knows, coz I dont have a clue.   :-/ :-/


Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: JueV6 on 12 July 2008, 01:30:09
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My ex has moved on and remarried, I actually have kept in touch with the family, she is happily remarried and I get on with her husband no issues at all.

The kids I have never lost contact with allthough thier father showed no interest in them at all,  Eldest (lad) was supposed to be moving house today. Guess who was the nominated driver.

I made a promice to them after thier Dad let them down and am proud to say the commitment I said I would make to them all those years ago is still still as strong as ever and has been rewarded many times over, Funny old world innit.  :'(

You just have to keep going and hope you are doing the right thing, much easier to be single which was always my plan.


I don't make Plans anymore, SWMBO keeps changing them ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Gaffers on 12 July 2008, 09:18:19
Off to go and pick mine up right now, shes been away working for the last 10 days..... no more dishes left and reverted to using paper plates so need her back  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2008, 10:12:27
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Off to go and pick mine up right now, shes been away working for the last 10 days..... no more dishes left and reverted to using paper plates so need her back  ;D ;D ;D ;D

There's an idea, was going to buy a dish washer.

Paper Plates  = 0.03396p each x 21 (3 per day) = 0.71316 per week (500 from fleabay)  Years supply

Dish Washer £350 (Bosch)
Additives       £20                       Say £370 for theyear

Even over 3 years say £450 all inin for DW and Additives plus Leccy still gonna be £3/4 per week.


Getting a partner...Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Paper plates it is

.71p a week, saves on hot water, fairy liquid, ok to microwave

Cant fault you Gaffers

The simple life.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

and no firking cold feet on my back in the middle of the night trying to get warm.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: FRE07962128 on 12 July 2008, 10:18:08
Have a brilliant weekend Mike! ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Debs. on 12 July 2008, 10:22:26
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Have a brilliant weekend Mike! ;D ;D ;)

[smiley=vrolijk_26.gif] Hiya Lizzie; have a great weekend too! :y
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: SWMBO on 12 July 2008, 10:51:34
Aww skruntie u'r off the list .., well, til next time he he

Jue - u'r in permanent first position for ever an ever lol pfft as if I ever do anything but add to your plans in a delightful way :P

Ha Ha Ha he just said 'Its ok I've just changed my nick so u can't find me now".  Guess what, I looked at the top of his screen and there it was JueV6.., gosh that was hard work (well he is sitting inches away from me).
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2008, 10:54:26
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Aww skruntie u'r off the list .., well, til next time he he

Jue - u'r in permanent first position for ever an ever lol pfft as if I ever do anything but add to your plans in a delightful way :P

Am sure you will have me back on the list before long.  Never been on a hit list before.   :-/ :-/
Title: Re: She took the kids and the dog................
Post by: LJay on 12 July 2008, 16:46:36
Fair play Skruntie, thats one big promise to make! Good on you!  :y