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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: bertiecbx550 on 11 July 2008, 21:36:02
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cause its blinking cold out there tonight...wheres the ruddy summer gone?? has rhiana brought that blinking umbrella song out again??? roll on sept then its florida sunshine all the way..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I have just turned the fire on..... Middle of July, dark and chilly. :(
Global Warming, when does it start......... ;D ;D ;D
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Not much of a summer so far!! :'( :'( :'(
Glad Im off on hols soon too!! 4 weeks of sun, sea and beer UM :y
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im with you there mate :( :y
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I have just turned the fire on..... Middle of July, dark and chilly. :(
Global Warming, when does it start......... ;D ;D ;D
Yeah, really! We had the heater on earlier this week. Not so warm tonight either. :'(
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I can stomache one bad summer but two on the trot??? :(
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what do you need a heater on for mike??? run out of whiskey??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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what do you need a heater on for mike??? run out of whiskey??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Have you not got a patrol to do on your gyro thingy............. ;D ;D ;D
Not got my glass out yet, and I am on my own. ::) ::) ::)
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Summer ? .... summer ?? .... I seem to remember those from my childhood - in the long and distant past :-[
We don't get summers anymore -- just brief glimpses of what they should be
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just dun a patrol...time for my chicken jalfrezi i think.....just aint got no beer to go with it though..... :( :(
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just dun a patrol...time for my chicken jalfrezi i think.....just aint got no beer to go with it though..... :( :(
That is just unethical! Enjoy your jalfrezi! :y
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just dun a patrol...time for my chicken jalfrezi i think.....just aint got no beer to go with it though..... :( :(
Watch that Jalfrezi .. I remember when with Securicor I was on a static site about two miles across ----- on nights there was just the one toilet in the office block --- guess where I was when my snack had worked it's way through and wanted out -- like NOW !!!!!!! Had to run all the way to the office block -- then fight through dozens of keys in a panic to get the door unlocked --- made it with milliseconds to spare !!!!
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Chicken Jalfrezi :P, no beer :( As for the summer, too hot for me, no good for polishing.English heat is muggy & humid.
Autumn is my favourite season. 8-)
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Plenty of bushes round ere....... :o :o :o plus they could do with a bit of fertilizer my dears.... ::) ::)
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Summer ? .... summer ?? .... I seem to remember those from my childhood - in the long and distant past :-[
We don't get summers anymore -- just brief glimpses of what they should be
I remember the big winter snow falls of the 70's. Started work in 77 and had to try and get through/round or accross 12 foot snow drifts.
Was fun then at 16/17 not anymore though. :-/
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I have just turned the fire on..... Middle of July, dark and chilly. :(
Global Warming, when does it start......... ;D ;D ;D
And they say women are nesh!
Its all in your mind! its summer therefore it must be warm!!! ;D
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I have just turned the fire on..... Middle of July, dark and chilly. :(
Global Warming, when does it start......... ;D ;D ;D
And they say women are nesh!
Its all in your mind! its summer therefore it must be warm!!! ;D
Didn't I say that at the Keswick meet as an excuse to wear shorts all weekend ;D
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::) I feel for the Scots OOF`ers; evidently it`s been blowing a gale up their trossachs today and they`re all wet......blinkin`painful is that! ;D
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::) I feel for the Scots OOF`ers; evidently it`s been blowing a gale up their trossachs today and they`re all wet......blinkin`painful is that! ;D
Aye -- there's nothing quite like a wet, cold Trossach. Gets the sporran quivering though :o
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Yes but they are scots and they are used to it!!! ;D
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Any body feeling cold try here (my home) ;D
currently staying in front of a propeller :P
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Yes but they are scots and they are used to it!!! ;D
Ye'll ne'er git used tae a quiverin' sporran, Lassie :o
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".
The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.
"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"
To which the Scottsmand replied..............
"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".
The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.
"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"
To which the Scottsmand replied..............
"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
;D Hahahaha! ;D
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".
The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.
"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"
To which the Scottsmand replied..............
"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
OK, Jimbob ...STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS !!!!
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".
The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.
"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"
To which the Scottsmand replied..............
"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
OK, Jimbob ...STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS !!!!
NO its mine, all mine I tell you, its my precious, I wants it, you can't have it ;D
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See what i have to put up with!!! ::) ::)
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Two old ladies were sitting in a bar having a few drinks when a Scottsman walked in wearing a kilt. Having had several totties the ladies were feeling rather bold. One said to the other "I dare you to ask him what's under his kilt". Never one to back down from a dare, the old lady marched up to the Scottsman and said "my friend dared me to come and ask you what's under your kilt". The Scottsman replied "och, lassie, I'd show ye, but are ye sure ye can handle it?". To which she replied "Young man, I'm old, I've seen some things in my time. Nothing surprises me anymore". So the Scottsman said, "I'll tell ye what... you bring your friend over here and I'll show ye!".
The two ladies gathered around the Scottsman and he lifted up his kilt to show them what was underneath.
"oooooh! look at that!" said one of them.... "It's grusome!"
To which the Scottsmand replied..............
"Look again, lassie.... It's gru-some more!"
OK, Jimbob ...STEP AWAY FROM THE GLASS !!!!
Think it is past that..... ;D ;D ;D
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I dont think, i know!!!
Some times being tea-total isnt ideal!!!
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cause its blinking cold out there tonight...wheres the ruddy summer gone?? has rhiana brought that blinking umbrella song out again??? roll on sept then its florida sunshine all the way..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Blame the bloody Jet stream it's settled 700 miles south of where it should be at this time of year, and that's why were getting all these low pressure areas crossing the country instead of tracking across the north sea half way to Iceland., >:( >:( >:(
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Any body feeling cold try here (my home) ;D
currently staying in front of a propeller :P
budge/move over a bit ..... we're on our way! ;D ;D :y :y
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Rained here , and I mean rain to send the tourists home , for four weeks . Cold too .....
Promised my wife that I'd get the outside of the house painted so I guess it has it's benefits ............ ;)
Don
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
.....and a drought is always followed by a hike in water-charges! ::)
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
.....and a drought is always followed by a hike in water-charges! ::)
Do they need an excuse to hike the charges ??
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
.....and a drought is always followed by a hike in water-charges! ::)
Yep - never figured that one out. You can have less of it, but we're charging you more. Sounds like Petrol at the moment..
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
.....and a drought is always followed by a hike in water-charges! ::)
What are they ......... ;D
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
.....and a drought is always followed by a hike in water-charges! ::)
What are they ......... ;D
I`ve only heard-tell about them! ;)
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With all this rain around the water boards in the South East of England had better not start suggesting we are short of water and rationing is to start! You never know with those over paid, inefficient, short sighted, so-called, "managers", merchant bankers of our water system! ;D ;)
But of course, a drought always follows a flood !!!!
.....and a drought is always followed by a hike in water-charges! ::)
What are they ......... ;D
I reckon Ireland, in the absence of Northern to Southern England "water grid" pipes should start exporting water to the South of England like it does Guinness! A pipe across the Irish Sea is all it would take! ;) Indeed to help pay for it there could be two pipes in one; water AND Guinness could be pumped across at the same time! ;D ;) Anyone interested in contributing to this project? ;D ;)
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Glad it aint winter here yet as it gets below -10C! :o :o :o
No-one told me that when I said I would come to Hohne! >:(
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Was in Farnborough today (doing my wishbones, as you do). It was raining - sweatshirt on, sunny - sweatshirt off, raining - sweatshirt on.....
Have to say that there was nothing up in the sky but blue sky and black clouds. Most unusual the Saturday before airshow week - peraps we should ask the Beeb if that is also due to global warming :)
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Its been winter for the last 2 years :'(
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I made the mistake of wearing a t-shirt to Manchester today! :o :o
Didn't know it was in Scotland. >:(
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I was quite nice today
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I was quite nice today
Yeah, right! I know you better than that. :P
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Its been winter for the last 2 years :'(
Even our winter is crap! No proper snow! :(