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Title: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: Rods2 on 15 September 2015, 21:19:49
Looks like an ideal match. Spend two nights with the SIL and then get you hair penis straightened. :o :o :o :o :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235205/It-just-looked-cooked-piece-meat-Woman-gets-suspended-sentence-burning-boyfriend-s-penis-hair-straightener-unfaithful.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3235205/It-just-looked-cooked-piece-meat-Woman-gets-suspended-sentence-burning-boyfriend-s-penis-hair-straightener-unfaithful.html)
Title: Re: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 September 2015, 22:34:40
He let her do it!!!  :o :o :o  I've no sympathy with the muppet TBH.  ::)
Title: Re: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 September 2015, 22:41:30
If a woman turns out to be a bunny boiler then no man is safe. That is scary. ;D
Title: Re: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 September 2015, 22:47:59
Mind you, some men enjoy a bit of chastisement so they say, but he got a bit more than he bargained for!  ;D
Title: Re: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 September 2015, 11:19:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 15 September 2015, 22:47:59
Mind you, some men enjoy a bit of chastisement so they say, but he got a bit more than he bargained for!  ;D

Yes......but grilling you bell-end is probably a step too far for most men. ;D
Title: Re: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: EMD on 16 September 2015, 13:15:25
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 16 September 2015, 11:19:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 15 September 2015, 22:47:59
Mind you, some men enjoy a bit of chastisement so they say, but he got a bit more than he bargained for!  ;D

Yes......but grilling you bell-end is probably a step too far for most men. ;D

Please let us know how painful that is when the wife finds out  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lord Opti's Ideal Match?
Post by: ronnyd on 16 September 2015, 14:10:43
I believe super glue has been used in some cases. ;)