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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: johnnycboy on 15 July 2008, 19:25:37
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A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
> pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil."
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> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man
> replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go
> and says, Goal - 1-1". After about five minutes the old man lets another
> one go and says,"Penalty - 2-1." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out
> another one and says,
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> "Penalty 2-2." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
> says,"Free Kick - Goal, 3-2."
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> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman
> so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally
> unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he poos
> the bed.
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> The wife says, What the hell was that?"
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> The old man says, "Half time, change sides"
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;D ;D ;D
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Yep! :y :y Nice one Johnny boy
Question: You been in the pub all afternoon? ;D ;D ;D
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Yep! :y :y Nice one Johnny boy
Question: You been in the pub all afternoon? ;D ;D ;D
no pub. finished n/s this morning, just been drinshinggggg allllll afternoonnnnnnn ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Injury time could be messy!!!!!!!! :D