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Title: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: STEMO on 25 November 2015, 19:51:50
Did anyone see that little shit threatening to 'chin' the copper who nicked him? On interceptors now. He was 'only' driving a cloned car, no ins, no tax, no licence. I'd have f***in battered him.  ;D
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: BazaJT on 25 November 2015, 19:54:41
Must say that it must take some self control on part of police at times not to go with your option :-X
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 25 November 2015, 19:55:35
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: STEMO on 25 November 2015, 20:01:40
According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: EMD on 25 November 2015, 20:15:30
Must say that it must take some self control on part of police at times not to go with your option :-X

Especially the repeat offenders  >:(
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: Steve B on 25 November 2015, 20:47:01
According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(
Have you finished reading that book  :-\
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: redelitev6 on 25 November 2015, 20:55:41
Did anyone see that little shit threatening to 'chin' the copper who nicked him? On interceptors now. He was 'only' driving a cloned car, no ins, no tax, no licence. I'd have f***in battered him.  ;D
He was a real credit to society wasn't he  >:(
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: biggriffin on 26 November 2015, 04:41:54
Did anyone see that little shit threatening to 'chin' the copper who nicked him? On interceptors now. He was 'only' driving a cloned car, no ins, no tax, no licence. I'd have f***in battered him.  ;D
He was a real credit to society wasn't he  >:(
What stemo ;D
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 November 2015, 11:10:54
According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(

The teachers didn't think twice about giving the kids a 'bloody good hiding' when I was at school.

Didn't do me any harm...... ::) ::) ::) :)

Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: tigers_gonads on 26 November 2015, 11:17:04
Listening to some of the stories that the couple of plod I know tell me, i'm surprised that most of the coppers still serving hasn't told the powers that be to stick it were the sun doesn't shine.

I wouldn't last a month before I popped round to some little scrotes house after house for a good old bit of street retribution  :-X :-X

Once upon a time, you could talk to a copper on the street because they way approachable and there was a element of respect both ways.
Nowdays, they are dressed up like friggin PC version of Robocop and smile like a member of parliament in front of a camera   :-X

The days of getting a slap around the back of the head and being dragged home so you get another one off your mam or dad are long gone sadly  :(
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: STEMO on 26 November 2015, 13:08:52
According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(

The teachers didn't think twice about giving the kids a 'bloody good hiding' when I was at school.

Didn't do me any harm...... ::) ::) ::) :)
No....none at all..... ::)
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 November 2015, 14:52:21
According to the wife, I wouldn't make very good teacher either., for the same reason.  :(

The teachers didn't think twice about giving the kids a 'bloody good hiding' when I was at school.

Didn't do me any harm...... ::) ::) ::) :)
No....none at all..... ::)
Stood him in good stead for married life :D
Title: Re: I couldn't be a copper me
Post by: Gaffers on 26 November 2015, 14:59:28
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I couldn't be a copper me

What about a cobalt version of yourself?