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Title: I love proving her wrong
Post by: STEMO on 23 December 2015, 20:44:10: The diet queen has been buying small pots of jelly for 68p ( six for £3) because it has "Only 10 calories" emblazoned on it. I told her it was a con, there's fick all calories in jelly anyway and you can buy a block and make it up with hot water for about 50p.
She had the audacity to disagree so I looked on googly and, of course, it has exactly the same calorie count. Winner. :y

Why do people fall for this shite?
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Bigron on 23 December 2015, 22:03:22: Yes, and if you get the sugar-free version, provided that the sweetener ISN'T sorbitol, you are even better off!

Ron.
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Bigron on 23 December 2015, 22:04:24: Correction - enought sorbitol will deffo make you lose weight!!!!!
;D ;D ;D

Ron.
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: STEMO on 23 December 2015, 22:06:58: Quote from: Bigron on 23 December 2015, 22:04:24
Correction - enought sorbitol will deffo make you lose weight!!!!!
;D ;D ;D

Ron.
I'm gonna do that to her with sprouts. :)
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43: ??? women are never wrong ..... .
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 23 December 2015, 23:09:22: Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .
Seeing as it's panto season...

Oh yes they are... :D
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Bigron on 24 December 2015, 00:10:09: Kate?.....
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12: Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet." ;D
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Andy B on 24 December 2015, 08:23:10: Quote from: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet." ;D

I don't think I've ever been right though ...... ::)
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: redelitev6 on 24 December 2015, 11:36:40: Quote from: STEMO on 23 December 2015, 20:44:10
The diet queen has been buying small pots of jelly for 68p ( six for £3) because it has "Only 10 calories" emblazoned on it. I told her it was a con, there's fick all calories in jelly anyway and you can buy a block and make it up with hot water for about 50p.
She had the audacity to disagree so I looked on googly and, of course, it has exactly the same calorie count. Winner. :y

Why do people fall for this shite?
You just know she'll get you back for that one , maybe not today , but someday when you least expect it ;)
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 13:53:25: Quote from: Andy B on 24 December 2015, 08:23:10
Quote from: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet." ;D

I don't think I've ever been right though ...... ::)

My Mrs says that I'm never wrong, so either I'm extremely gifted or she's being sarcastic. ;D
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 December 2015, 13:57:00: Some will recall that Nimble bread was half the calories of 'ordinary' bread.

It was also half the size and half the weight............... and full of 'air holes'.
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 24 December 2015, 13:59:02: Special K and Cornflakes is another example.
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: ronnyd on 24 December 2015, 18:04:38: Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 December 2015, 13:59:02
Special K and Cornflakes is another example.
Yeah, but doesn,t Special K make you sh*t-- er regular?
Title: Re: I love proving her wrong
Post by: biggriffin on 24 December 2015, 19:37:27: Quote from: YZ250 on 24 December 2015, 08:16:12
Quote from: Andy B on 23 December 2015, 22:19:43
??? women are never wrong ..... .

I thought the rules were quite clear on this one, "Whenever you're wrong, admit it, whenever you're right, keep quiet." ;D

We need lord opti's wise thoughts on the above statement ;D