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Title: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 16 February 2016, 18:15:37
Well last night I got in the BMW X5 in the yard at the nic after doin all the pre-checks, got 3.2 miles down the road and with only what I can only describe as a very very very very loud BANG!!!!!!!!   :o :o :o  I stopped the X5 (well it rolled to a halt)  ::) ::) ::)  dash lit up like a Christmas tree & for a moment I thought I was on fire with all the smoke. One quick change of under-crackers later, on a pitch black country road I got the torch out looked under the car where the smoke was coming from to see the remains of the front prop-shaft, the innards of the gearbox and about 8 litres of ATF spilling all over the road. :'( :'( :'(

RIP X5 2012 140k
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2016, 18:23:48
Bro has had gearbox issues with his (older) X5. £7k for a new one.
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: STEMO on 16 February 2016, 18:27:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Bleedin vandals, all of yer.
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 16 February 2016, 18:28:50
Any use...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281930889695?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

You can spend the £5k saving on bicuits :y
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 16 February 2016, 18:29:09
Dunno what happened to it due to absolutely no lighting, but from what I could see the front prop had sheared right off, the sump of the g/box had a hole about the size of a fist so something had let go bigtime  :o :o :o

Stood there at the side of the road for over an hour freezin me nads off awaiting duty garage, only when they arrived and tried to put it on the back it wouldn't move  :o :o and the recovery waggon ended up being pulled towards it  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Mr Gav on 16 February 2016, 19:15:31
Only one more until you`re a serial killer then  ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 16 February 2016, 19:21:02
Only one more until you`re a serial killer then  ;D

When I eventually got back to the nic, I had to take our 13 plate 5 series saloon to HQ due to it having a faulty turbo  ::) ::) ::) that one was nowt to do with me  :P :P :P
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: andyc on 16 February 2016, 20:44:40
Don't worry you'll soon have Vauxhall's to play with! :y
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: JasonH on 16 February 2016, 22:09:46
I think you'll find there's a recall for that exact fault on X5's....

Something about a driveshaft joint wearing prematurely and then failing catastrophically.
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 17 February 2016, 16:37:58
 :o :o :o :o

Glad I ain't paying for the repairs!!!
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Rods2 on 18 February 2016, 00:47:14
Have your BMWs won any reliability awards? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 18 February 2016, 04:32:15
The only reliable thing about em is their ability to breakdown!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: biggriffin on 18 February 2016, 07:20:03
:o :o :o :o

Glad I ain't paying for the repairs!!!

I assume you pay council tax, etc. You are indirectly.
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: omegod on 18 February 2016, 11:38:03
:o :o :o :o

Glad I ain't paying for the repairs!!!

I assume you pay council tax, etc. You are indirectly.

Yeah Jason, we are all paying for these repairs so stop breaking the bloody cars  ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 18 February 2016, 16:58:45
Don't worry you'll soon have Vauxhall's to play with! :y

Nope, never have an advanced Vauxhall......as there aren't any  :-\ :-\ :-\ The Omega was the last one as far as I can see, the Vectra never really cut it & wasn't big enough - same with the Insignia.

Now with forces moving all their fleets to devil juice the only real contenders are Audi A4/5, BMW 330/530 or Jag XF as their diesel engines have enough clout to keep up with petrol derivatives.

Hopefully (said in loose terms) BMW will pay for the repairs as it is a manufacture fault, but I won't hold my breath.

I long for the day when the higher-ups smell the coffee and switch back to Petrol fuelled cars  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 19 February 2016, 03:03:58
Don't worry you'll soon have Vauxhall's to play with! :y

Nope, never have an advanced Vauxhall......as there aren't any  :-\ :-\ :-\ The Omega was the last one as far as I can see, the Vectra never really cut it & wasn't big enough - same with the Insignia.

Now with forces moving all their fleets to devil juice the only real contenders are Audi A4/5, BMW 330/530 or Jag XF as their diesel engines have enough clout to keep up with petrol derivatives.

Hopefully (said in loose terms) BMW will pay for the repairs as it is a manufacture fault, but I won't hold my breath.

I long for the day when the higher-ups smell the coffee and switch back to Petrol fuelled cars  :'( :'( :'(
Tell them to hurry up, it might be sold next week ::)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 25 February 2016, 19:34:04
Well, had some shocking news  :o X5 is at BMW, been examined & they're coughing up for all the repairs  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: steve6367 on 25 February 2016, 19:43:06
Don't worry you'll soon have Vauxhall's to play with! :y

Nope, never have an advanced Vauxhall......as there aren't any  :-\ :-\ :-\ The Omega was the last one as far as I can see, the Vectra never really cut it & wasn't big enough - same with the Insignia.

Now with forces moving all their fleets to devil juice the only real contenders are Audi A4/5, BMW 330/530 or Jag XF as their diesel engines have enough clout to keep up with petrol derivatives.

Hopefully (said in loose terms) BMW will pay for the repairs as it is a manufacture fault, but I won't hold my breath.

I long for the day when the higher-ups smell the coffee and switch back to Petrol fuelled cars  :'( :'( :'(

Surely the A6 if an Insignia is not big enough?
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 25 February 2016, 20:03:39
Don't worry you'll soon have Vauxhall's to play with! :y

Nope, never have an advanced Vauxhall......as there aren't any  :-\ :-\ :-\ The Omega was the last one as far as I can see, the Vectra never really cut it & wasn't big enough - same with the Insignia.

Now with forces moving all their fleets to devil juice the only real contenders are Audi A4/5, BMW 330/530 or Jag XF as their diesel engines have enough clout to keep up with petrol derivatives.

Hopefully (said in loose terms) BMW will pay for the repairs as it is a manufacture fault, but I won't hold my breath.

I long for the day when the higher-ups smell the coffee and switch back to Petrol fuelled cars  :'( :'( :'(

Surely the A6 if an Insignia is not big enough?

Vauxhall don't do a performance diesel Insignia
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 25 February 2016, 22:16:04
Don't worry you'll soon have Vauxhall's to play with! :y

Nope, never have an advanced Vauxhall......as there aren't any  :-\ :-\ :-\ The Omega was the last one as far as I can see, the Vectra never really cut it & wasn't big enough - same with the Insignia.

Now with forces moving all their fleets to devil juice the only real contenders are Audi A4/5, BMW 330/530 or Jag XF as their diesel engines have enough clout to keep up with petrol derivatives.

Hopefully (said in loose terms) BMW will pay for the repairs as it is a manufacture fault, but I won't hold my breath.

I long for the day when the higher-ups smell the coffee and switch back to Petrol fuelled cars  :'( :'( :'(

Surely the A6 if an Insignia is not big enough?

Vauxhall don't do a performance diesel Insignia
Ahem, what about the Biturbo 195bhp CDTi lump ::)

On a side note, my proper Vauxhall trafficmobile is off to pastures new next week, so probably a good thing that the X5 is being fixed...
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Gaffers on 26 February 2016, 07:39:02
I don't think it's enough to keep up with some modern cars.
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 February 2016, 11:39:40
I don't think it's enough to keep up with some modern cars.
Possibly not, but it won't cost twentyfive squillion pounds to repair when it breaks down ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 26 February 2016, 13:03:12
I don't think it's enough to keep up with some modern cars.
Possibly not, but it won't cost twentyfive squillion pounds to repair when it breaks down ;D

Nah, we'd probably just replace the car  :D ;D :D ;D

The insignia 2.0L lump Bi-turbo 0-60 about 8.9 secs v BMW 530 Bi-turbo 5.3 secs  :-\ :-\ :-\ Unfortunately wouldn't come close for some of the stuff we do  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: aaronjb on 26 February 2016, 13:37:27
The insignia 2.0L lump Bi-turbo 0-60 about 8.9 secs v BMW 530 Bi-turbo 5.3 secs  :-\ :-\ :-\ Unfortunately wouldn't come close for some of the stuff we do :( :( :(

Like waiting for the recovery truck to turn up?  :P
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: tunnie on 26 February 2016, 13:41:27
The insignia 2.0L lump Bi-turbo 0-60 about 8.9 secs v BMW 530 Bi-turbo 5.3 secs  :-\ :-\ :-\ Unfortunately wouldn't come close for some of the stuff we do :( :( :(

Like waiting for the recovery truck to turn up?  :P

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 26 February 2016, 14:01:25
Think they'd be much more frequent for the Insignia  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: YZ250 on 26 February 2016, 14:59:05
....
The insignia 2.0L lump Bi-turbo 0-60 about 8.9 secs v BMW 530 Bi-turbo 5.3 secs  :-\ :-\ :-\ Unfortunately wouldn't come close for some of the stuff we do  :( :( :(

And there lies the crux of the matter. Regardless of what people think of a certain brand of car, the straight six diesel's are bloody quick. If you're in a job where you've got to pursue another vehicle, or get somewhere quickly, you need to be in something pretty nifty. Our current vehicle (run of the mill production car) does 0-60mph in 4.7 seconds and knocks on the door of 160mph (limited to 155'ish). It returns damn good economy as well, achieving mid 40's to the gallon, so the Police need something close to these figures.
Narrows the choice down somewhat doesn't it.  :-\  As Jason knows, the *35d brings a smile to your face when you launch it, and the damn thing just keeps pulling until it hits the limiter.  :y
Driven like this daily though, something has to give now and then.   ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 26 February 2016, 15:14:26
Driven like this daily though, something has to give now and then.   ;D

On the newer ones the reliability ain't too bad, its usually about 150-160k in when sommat goes pop!

Getting delivery of 330 X-Drive tourers in a few months......see how long they last.  :y
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: TheBoy on 26 February 2016, 17:30:48
Remind me YZ250, what happened in Horspath a couple of years back? ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 26 February 2016, 18:14:18
Put it another way, the Omega estate will always be preferable to a Meriva ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 February 2016, 18:20:14
Put it another way, the Omega estate will always be preferable to a Meriva ;D

I have to admire your dogged defence of Vx products Al!  ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: YZ250 on 26 February 2016, 18:29:29
Remind me YZ250, what happened in Horspath a couple of years back? ;D

  >:( >:(  Where's the two finger smiley  ;D ;D

Errr......man with fast car got nicked for speeding, as man didn't see horrible man in a van.  :-[

Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: TheBoy on 26 February 2016, 22:49:43
Remind me YZ250, what happened in Horspath a couple of years back? ;D

  >:( >:(  Where's the two finger smiley  ;D ;D

Errr......man with fast car got nicked for speeding, as man didn't see horrible man in a van.  :-[
Wouldn't happen in a pokey modern 1.6 diesel whatsit
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: TheBoy on 26 February 2016, 22:50:25
Not that I am advocating slow shitboxes, obviously
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Broomies Mate on 26 February 2016, 22:59:13
Not that I am advocating slow shitboxes, obviously

So, why does one advocate the Omega?*


*Sorry, I had to get in there before Steve did!
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: YZ250 on 27 February 2016, 09:56:07
Not that I am advocating slow shitboxes, obviously

So, why does one advocate the Omega?*


*Sorry, I had to get in there before Steve did!


 :o :o :o :o

Oh my word.  :D :D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Shackeng on 27 February 2016, 10:42:52
Not that I am advocating slow shitboxes, obviously

So, why does one advocate the Omega?*


*Sorry, I had to get in there before Steve did!


Shock horror! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 27 February 2016, 18:08:22
Its back!!!!  8) 8) 8)

Drives like a dream..........for now  :y :y ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: ronnyd on 27 February 2016, 18:38:36
Give it a week or two :P
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: biggriffin on 27 February 2016, 19:40:22
Give it a week or two :P

Paau! Lucky if it last a shift, especially as it's a Saturday, scrots play day :D  0-90 then 90-0 few speed-humps, o and them craters' pot-holes along m62/m60/m61. :P
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 27 February 2016, 19:45:05
m60/m61

Don't venture that far.

Will be a good buy for someone, its replacement is on order & due to arrive soon.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 27 February 2016, 19:49:52
What's the reg, just incase it pops up at an auction...

... Assuming of course that's it's battenburg and not dark grey ::)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: biggriffin on 27 February 2016, 19:50:29
m60/m61

Don't venture that far.



What you m56/m6 thellwall.
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 27 February 2016, 20:08:38
m60/m61

Don't venture that far.



What you m56/m6 thellwall.

Yup & also M53
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 27 February 2016, 20:15:55
What's the reg, just incase it pops up at an auction...

... Assuming of course that's it's battenburg and not dark grey ::)

It is white & battenburg at the moment, but we remove all that before we sell em.

Doh!!! erm......... I know its DK12 ...     can't remember the last 3, I know all the saloons  ??? ??? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: 05omegav6 on 27 February 2016, 20:20:07
What's the reg, just incase it pops up at an auction...

... Assuming of course that's it's battenburg and not dark grey ::)

It is white & battenburg at the moment, but we remove all that before we sell em.

Doh!!! erm......... I know its DK12 ...     can't remember the last 3, I know all the saloons  ??? ??? ::) ::) ::)
Wasn't expecting it to be sold as is lol. Just didn't want you to worry about the reg if it was unmarked ;)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: biggriffin on 01 March 2016, 13:32:02
There's 5 Cheshire BMW still working, and a Mondeo, because there all sat in Chester services eating donuts, and mc'dees ;)

Must be tau-Pac training  :)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 01 March 2016, 17:28:36
There's 5 Cheshire BMW still working, and a Mondeo, because there all sat in Chester services eating donuts, and mc'dees ;)

Must be tau-Pac training  :)

That'll be me next month  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: EMD on 01 March 2016, 17:32:05
There's 5 Cheshire BMW still working, and a Mondeo, because there all sat in Chester services eating donuts, and mc'dees ;)

Must be tau-Pac training  :)

Thought that was only in the usa they did that  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Killed another BMW last night
Post by: biggriffin on 01 March 2016, 18:56:40
There's 5 Cheshire BMW still working, and a Mondeo, because there all sat in Chester services eating donuts, and mc'dees ;)

Must be tau-Pac training  :)

That'll be me next month  8) 8) 8)

If you still have enough BMWs alive. ;)