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Title: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 19:26:43
http://press.renault.co.uk/Cars/a610dc1c-964a-4741-8154-88de12876084.aspx
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Andy B on 13 June 2016, 19:41:54

why?  ???  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Webby the Bear on 13 June 2016, 19:47:09
Looks shit  ;D
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Nick W on 13 June 2016, 20:10:56

why?  ??? ;) ;)




It's a very low bar ;)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 20:40:37
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:45:02
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.

Makes more sense. :D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Nick W on 13 June 2016, 20:47:20
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'



It's a pretentiously tarted-up clit. So it is typically French.
Makes it even less appealing, n'cest pas?


Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 20:49:47
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'



It's a pretentiously tarted-up clit. So it is typically French.
Makes it even less appealing, n'cest pas?


Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired.
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 June 2016, 21:08:19
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.

Fetching sounds very similar to felching. :)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 21:20:41
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.

Fetching sounds very similar to felching. :)
Yes.....and wretching.


Who's felching?
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: tunnie on 13 June 2016, 21:42:48
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 22:12:42
That's my son out with his 'friend'.  ;D
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 June 2016, 12:40:54
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)

I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D

Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: STEMO on 14 June 2016, 12:49:36
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)

I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D

Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
My shrivelled up scrotum doesn't merit the term 'ballbag' these days. It would have just laid flat between bonnet and grille.  ;D
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 June 2016, 14:31:10
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)

I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D

Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
My shrivelled up scrotum doesn't merit the term 'ballbag' these days. It would have just laid flat between bonnet and grille.  ;D

I could have lived a happy life without this information.

Therapy now reqired. ;)
Title: Re: Just thought I'd share this
Post by: TheBoy on 14 June 2016, 17:15:15
Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
Ah, but to own a Juke (or its big brother, the equally awful and forgetful Qaswhatever), you have to learn to drive down the motorway, wait until you are just about to be overtaken, then pull out, indicating at the same time.  You will never have had an accident, but witnessed so many....