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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 19:26:43
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http://press.renault.co.uk/Cars/a610dc1c-964a-4741-8154-88de12876084.aspx
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why? ??? ;) ;)
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Looks shit ;D
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why? ??? ;) ;)
It's a very low bar ;)
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.
Makes more sense. :D ;D ;)
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
It's a pretentiously tarted-up clit. So it is typically French.
Makes it even less appealing, n'cest pas?
Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
It's a pretentiously tarted-up clit. So it is typically French.
Makes it even less appealing, n'cest pas?
Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired.
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.
Fetching sounds very similar to felching. :)
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In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.
They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'
Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.
Fetching sounds very similar to felching. :)
Yes.....and wretching.
Who's felching?
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STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)
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That's my son out with his 'friend'. ;D
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STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)
I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D
Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
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STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)
I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D
Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
My shrivelled up scrotum doesn't merit the term 'ballbag' these days. It would have just laid flat between bonnet and grille. ;D
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STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4)
I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D
Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
My shrivelled up scrotum doesn't merit the term 'ballbag' these days. It would have just laid flat between bonnet and grille. ;D
I could have lived a happy life without this information.
Therapy now reqired. ;)
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Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
Ah, but to own a Juke (or its big brother, the equally awful and forgetful Qaswhatever), you have to learn to drive down the motorway, wait until you are just about to be overtaken, then pull out, indicating at the same time. You will never have had an accident, but witnessed so many....