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Title: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 June 2016, 19:03:10
Seeing as Iceland has the same population as a small hamlet in Somerset we should be able to give these upstarts a good kicking.

Right? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: baggedestate on 22 June 2016, 19:04:29
well you would like to think so lol. guess it depends if iceland set up with 11 in defence haha
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: zirk on 22 June 2016, 19:36:28
Seeing as Iceland has the same population as a small hamlet in Somerset we should be able to give these upstarts a good kicking.

Right? ::) ::) ::)
Not sure if the Population theory works, Iceland has roughly the same population as Leicester, where did they get to a few months back with football.
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 22 June 2016, 19:44:17
Wonder if STEMO has finalised his plan yet  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 June 2016, 20:04:15
Seeing as Iceland has the same population as a small hamlet in Somerset we should be able to give these upstarts a good kicking.

Right? ::) ::) ::)
Not sure if the Population theory works, Iceland has roughly the same population as Leicester, where did they get to a few months back with football.

Ah yes......but how many of those players came from Leicester? ::) ::) ;)

Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 June 2016, 20:05:27
Wonder if STEMO has finalised his plan yet  ;D ;D ;D ;D

His freezer will soon be full of frozen Icelandic fish. ;D
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: STEMO on 22 June 2016, 20:12:04
Wonder if STEMO has finalised his plan yet  ;D ;D ;D ;D
I offered you an Icelandic iPad yesterday but you went all quiet like.  ???
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 June 2016, 20:33:25
It will be just like playing San Marino.

seven ......eight.......nine ......ten smashed into the back of the net. And then perhaps we'll  pull a couple back. :)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 June 2016, 20:39:04
We're doomed!  ::)  Doomed I tell you....  :D
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 22 June 2016, 20:41:04
Iceland will wipe the floor with us  :(
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Lagondanet on 23 June 2016, 10:00:06
Come on Iceland!  :y
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: zirk on 23 June 2016, 11:43:54
Iceland will wipe the floor with us  :(
Probably, England will go out there half cocked as usual thinking this will a walk in the Park, next min, bang, the other team pops one in, and then England spend the rest of the match trying to play 'catch up', weve seen it before so many times.  ::)

Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Entwood on 23 June 2016, 12:02:44
Who cares ?? something far more important happens over the weekend ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/international-match/fixtures


:)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 June 2016, 12:14:59
Who cares ?? something far more important happens over the weekend ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/international-match/fixtures


:)

Mr Entwood is correct.

Rugby is a game for men and football is a game for overpaid nancy boys. :)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 23 June 2016, 12:20:31
Iceland will wipe the floor with us  :(
Probably, England will go out there half cocked as usual thinking this will a walk in the Park, next min, bang, the other team pops one in, and then England spend the rest of the match trying to play 'catch up', weve seen it before so many times.  ::)


I don't think this team or manager has a friggin clue tbh.
We have potentially the makings of a very good team there but Woy is a clueless fickwitt who likes his favourites.
How the hell he could leave out Drinkwater who basically run the midfield of the current premier league champions for Wiltshire I haven't got a clue  :(

Oh hang on, he doesn't play for the Arse or Manure does he  >:( >:(



As for Rugger  ::)

Rugby Union is played by Eaton wannabys who have a strange passion for sticking there todger in dead pigs  :P :P

At least Jeremys pig was alive and grunting when he poked it  :-X :-X :D :D :D

Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 June 2016, 12:25:35
Iceland will wipe the floor with us  :(
Probably, England will go out there half cocked as usual thinking this will a walk in the Park, next min, bang, the other team pops one in, and then England spend the rest of the match trying to play 'catch up', weve seen it before so many times.  ::)


I don't think this team or manager has a friggin clue tbh.
We have potentially the makings of a very good team there but Woy is a clueless fickwitt who likes his favourites.
How the hell he could leave out Drinkwater who basically run the midfield of the current premier league champions for Wiltshire I haven't got a clue  :(

Oh hang on, he doesn't play for the Arse or Manure does he  >:( >:(



As for Rugger  ::)

Rugby Union is played by Eaton wannabys who have a strange passion for sticking there todger in dead pigs  :P :P

At least Jeremys pig was alive and grunting when he poked it  :-X :-X :D :D :D


That way both man and pig can share a relaxing post coital cigarette.

What could be nicer. :)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: STEMO on 23 June 2016, 12:42:35
You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner. :)


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think. ;D
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: STEMO on 23 June 2016, 12:54:00
England 8/15  Iceland 7/1. So.....if you're all so sure, fill yer boots.  ::)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: tigers_gonads on 23 June 2016, 12:54:21
You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner. :)


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think. ;D



Now't wrong with a fat lass  Pig :y :y
They always try harder and there is more to split roast and eat afterwards



Edit to say, Apologies to my Lord Opti for the slight thread drift  ;)
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: STEMO on 23 June 2016, 13:00:58
You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner. :)


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think. ;D



Now't wrong with a fat lass  Pig :y :y
They always try harder and there is more to split roast and eat afterwards



Edit to say, Apologies to my Lord Opti for the slight thread drift  ;)
Don't apologise to him, he's the worlds worst for it. Sexual innuendo is his forte, don't you know. :-X
Title: Re: England v Iceland.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 June 2016, 13:03:54
You could slow roast your sexual conquest and gently pull it apart with a fork for dinner. :)


Most of my sexual conquests would take a good three days to fully cook, I think. ;D



Now't wrong with a fat lass  Pig :y :y
They always try harder and there is more to split roast and eat afterwards



Edit to say, Apologies to my Lord Opti for the slight thread drift  ;)
Don't apologise to him, he's the worlds worst for it. Sexual innuendo is his forte, don't you know. :-X

I don't like lewd conversation.

You should all try to be more politically correct like myself. :)