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Title: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 25 June 2016, 20:07:54
I'm gonna clearly WRITE in permanent marker on my body what the surgeon needs to do on Tuesday!!!!!!  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36601726

Jeeees!!!! Havin second thoughts now  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Andy B on 25 June 2016, 20:11:01
Obviously dropped a bollock  ::)
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 25 June 2016, 20:12:12
Obviously dropped a bollock  ::)

Didn't just drop it, he told the nurse to throw it away!!!  :o :o :o
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Post by: STEMO on 25 June 2016, 20:15:09
When your wife sees you afterwards just say "Count 'em! There should be two".  ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: zirk on 25 June 2016, 20:23:47
I'm gonna clearly WRITE in permanent marker on my body what the surgeon needs to do on Tuesday!!!!!!  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36601726

Jeeees!!!! Havin second thoughts now  :o :o :o :o
I wouldn't worry you should be ok, just means the Surgeon cant speak English, that should change when or if the Russian Independent School of Surgery ever gets considered as an Official Medical College.
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: the alarming man on 25 June 2016, 20:39:27
he tried to cover it up....how opps do cover something like that up???? ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Nick W on 25 June 2016, 20:47:41
he tried to cover it up....how opps do cover something like that up? ??? ;D


With a towel?
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: amazonian on 25 June 2016, 22:25:01
Should of replaced it with a pickled onion.

 :)
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Mister Rog on 25 June 2016, 23:18:51
I've been involved in the medical industry (equipment etc) for many many years, and before that in the NHS.

Quite recently at a major and VERY expensive private hospital in London I found equipment that was seriously dangerous. The electrical isolation has been bypassed and everything was just plugged into an extension lead.

The private healthcare industry, by that I mean private hospitals etc, likes to portray itself as providing the very best medical care. In fact many are run on a shoestring. They need to make money so corners get cut. How many fully qualified and competent doctors are in a private hospital at say midnight ? The answer is probably zero. If you need a specialized investigation or treatment it is likely that the nurse also does many other jobs, he/she will not be specialized.

Almost any doctor can go into private practice. As soon as you get basic qualification as a doctor you can rent a room in Harley St. Private hospitals, generally do require that you work in the NHS, but that does not mean that you are a good doctor.

This is a private hospital. What happened here is sheer incompetence. Epididymal cysts are quite common, and a competent urologist would be aware of the possibility of mistaking the testis for the cyst. Do NOT believe the hype about private care being "the best". It isn't, you or the insurance company are paying for convenience, private rooms, staff being nice to you, and being generally shmoozed. You are not paying for superior healthcare or surgery. In fact as surgeons mainly get paid for carrying out operations, you could be paying for surgery that you do not actually need. If you are tempted by private healthcare, be careful.


 
 
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Andy B on 25 June 2016, 23:20:41
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-bicycle-lights-bike-balls/

This might come in handy then  :y :y
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Kevin Wood on 25 June 2016, 23:26:28
All together now.. "I'm walking in the air..."  :D

Here's hoping you survive "intact". :y
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: plym ian on 25 June 2016, 23:42:57
Should of replaced it with a pickled onion.

 :)
I have just spat out my tea  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Rods2 on 26 June 2016, 16:10:45
I'm gonna clearly WRITE in permanent marker on my body what the surgeon needs to do on Tuesday!!!!!!  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36601726

Jeeees!!!! Havin second thoughts now  :o :o :o :o

As long as its not Monday or Friday you should be okay. ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 28 June 2016, 13:04:54
1 hour to go till surgery & I've been given some very fetching 'paper knickers' to wear & some lovely white stockings that fit where they touch ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 28 June 2016, 13:10:22
Should I be worried that the surgeon has just been in & drawn an arrow where he's operating?
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Nick W on 28 June 2016, 13:15:18
Should I be worried that the surgeon has just been in & drawn an arrow where he's operating?


Would you rather he guessed? Or relied on another doctor's handwriting?
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Mister Rog on 28 June 2016, 13:16:08
Should I be worried that the surgeon has just been in & drawn an arrow where he's operating?

No. That's a good thing.
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 28 June 2016, 15:52:48
Back in the land of the livin, just checked everything's still there!  :y
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: STEMO on 28 June 2016, 15:57:04
Back in the land of the livin, just checked everything's still there!  :y
Good lad. Now you've got to take it easy or it will all have been a waste of time.
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: aaronjb on 28 June 2016, 16:08:54
Back in the land of the livin, just checked everything's still there!  :y

How do you know one of them isn't just a pickled onion? ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 28 June 2016, 16:31:59
 :P :P  :P
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: aaronjb on 28 June 2016, 16:36:57
:P :P  :P

Ah, you had a taste test done?  :-X ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 28 June 2016, 16:50:32
Fair-cough!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: aaronjb on 28 June 2016, 16:52:59
 ;D ;D ;D

Speedy recovery, Jason  :y
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 28 June 2016, 19:53:56
Well it was a work of art getting into SWMBO Fiesta  :o ??? and an even bigger work of art getting out of it  :D but I'm home  :) :) :) :)

Feel like I've had about 10 pints too, dizzy as......
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Mr Gav on 29 June 2016, 07:22:39
Get well soon and don`t over do it  :y
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 30 June 2016, 16:32:57
Well day 2 post op, my nether regions look like I've had a cock & balls transplant with Linford Christie!!!  :o :o :o Talk about swelled  :o :o :o :o I can't shut me legs me Bo**ocks are that huge and black as coal!!! Feel like I've been back heeled by a racehorse! OOOOOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: STEMO on 30 June 2016, 16:40:59
Well day 2 post op, my nether regions look like I've had a cock & balls transplant with Linford Christie!!!  :o :o :o Talk about swelled  :o :o :o :o I can't shut me legs me Bo**ocks are that huge and black as coal!!! Feel like I've been back heeled by a racehorse! OOOOOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
He's put a long black pudd and two horseshoe ones in cause he ran out of pickled onions. ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 30 June 2016, 16:45:14
If they didn't hurt so much, I'd be very impressed with the results  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: GULP.......!!!!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 08 July 2016, 16:06:38
Staples out today :D :D :D :D :D Got a nice little zip effect going on now, turning into Frankenstein's monster.  ;D ;D ;D