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Title: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: tigers_gonads on 30 June 2016, 11:30:58
Sat down last night with the missus and the conversation went back to when we was all kids and our parents used to tell us porkies to shut us up  ::)


Stick your memories on here  :y :y




I'll start ............

Don't pull that face because if the wind changes, it will stay like that

Don't eat the apple pips or you will get a apple tree growing in your tummy  ::)

The ice cream van plays that sound when he has run out of ice cream (evil bastids my mam and dad  >:()

Eat that burnt toast, it will put curls in your hair (said to my sister all the time  ;D)

Stop picking your nose or your head will cave in ........

When you grow up and pass your test, don’t drive like that idiot doing 100 MPH in the fast lane, because you don’t get there any quicker.

Get a trade, get a good job with a good firm and keep your head down - job for life son................




Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: STEMO on 30 June 2016, 11:54:13
My dad used to say "I'll throw you up through the top window, you pass the gear down, lad. If the police come, I won't run away and leave you".
I fell for it every time  :(
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Nick W on 30 June 2016, 11:58:09
Don't worry, it can't get any worse.

Which is 'dangle berries', because things can always get worse
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 June 2016, 12:04:26
Don't worry, it can't get any worse.

Which is 'dangle berries', because things can always get worse

Would you say you are blessed with an optimistic nature, Nick?...... ;) :D
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: btc on 30 June 2016, 12:20:36
This will hurt me more than it does you as he skelpt my arse  :-\
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 June 2016, 12:37:03
Shut the door, were you born in a field

Do you think money grows on tree's

Do you think we were born yesterday
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: zirk on 30 June 2016, 13:01:38
Dont listen to Politicians.
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 30 June 2016, 13:12:43
Stop playing with it or it will fall off.....

.....it hasn't, yet!
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Nick W on 30 June 2016, 13:20:51
Don't worry, it can't get any worse.

Which is 'dangle berries', because things can always get worse

Would you say you are blessed with an optimistic nature, Nick?...... ;) :D


Life has worn it out. Especially recently.
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 30 June 2016, 13:24:02
Stop playing with it or it will fall off.....

.....it hasn't, yet!

that suggests you're typing this one-handed, then?  ;D


Don't watch too much telly, you're get square eyes / rots your brains

He (the massive spider) is more scared of you that you are of it

They can't get pregnant if you do it standing up




Ok, so the last one I made up  :y
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: tigers_gonads on 30 June 2016, 14:54:03
Shut the door, were you born in a field

Do you think money grows on tree's

Do you think we were born yesterday



 ;D

My mother said that to me when I was about 10 years old  ::)
I didn't know were to look what the old man laughed and said I might have been conceived in one  ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 June 2016, 14:56:29
My late father used to say.

Women talk a lot, but rarely about anything important.
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 June 2016, 16:23:14
My late father used to say.

Women talk a lot, but rarely about anything important.

Ah the apple rarely falls far from the tree M'lud.  :)
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 30 June 2016, 16:45:46
Your father does love you. He simply chooses not to show it.
Title: Re: Just for fun, things your parents used to say that turned out to be porkies
Post by: raywilb on 30 June 2016, 18:15:51
come here & I,ll box yer ears. so i.d run off. ;D ;D