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Title: Litter bugs
Post by: 78bex on 01 August 2016, 22:51:33
Noticed an older gent early  yesterday morning on Portsdown,  doing what he could to recover the wind blown litter >:( from the  bushes on the slopes.
I went up jogging, but got involved in this impromptu litter pick.
The old boy was really amusin & was talking with a lot of naval parlance thrown-in.
Floggin the litter bugs seemed to be top of his list  :y
Closely followed by the brigg, for careless dog walkers leaving dog poop about for all & sundry to discover. But he reserved shooting for the  travellers who occasionally invade the place ;)
 
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Andy B on 01 August 2016, 22:54:32
 ...... and the problem with his suggestions are?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 02 August 2016, 01:29:16
...... and the problem with his suggestions are?  ::) ::)
Nothing perspective can't/won't sort out ::)
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Mister Rog on 02 August 2016, 04:23:37

That all seems pretty reasonable to me  :y, though I could probably add a few things  ::)
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: biggriffin on 02 August 2016, 06:01:24
Were do we vote for these, policy's
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: TheBoy on 02 August 2016, 07:29:27
Vote for TB to be next president of the UK
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 August 2016, 12:16:49
Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

You'd make that 'pathetic leftie' Donald trump seem like Mary Poppins. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Kevin Wood on 02 August 2016, 13:49:03
Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

You'd make that 'pathetic leftie' Donald trump seem like Mary Poppins. ;D ;D

I know a bloke who supplies bricks (one at a time) if he wants to build a wall, too. :-X
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: STEMO on 02 August 2016, 19:33:56
Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

You'd make that 'pathetic leftie' Donald trump seem like Mary Poppins. ;D ;D
I'm afraid to admit, I'd make Hitler look benevolent.
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: biggriffin on 02 August 2016, 19:42:57
Vote for TB to be next president of the UK

Best we start the campaign now.
How I don't know, as lots of us oof'ers don't do social media.
Can I be minister for transport.  :D
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Bigron on 03 August 2016, 13:03:27
If you ever manage to catch and challenge these "miscreants", the best you get will be "I pay my taxes for people to clear it up, so why should I?"
Of course, this misses the point completely so perhaps we should turn them into more useful citizens by dismantling them for organ donation?   8)

Ron.
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Mister Rog on 03 August 2016, 13:59:52
If you ever manage to catch and challenge these "miscreants", the best you get will be "I pay my taxes for people to clear it up, so why should I?"
Of course, this misses the point completely so perhaps we should turn them into more useful citizens by dismantling them for organ donation?   8)

Ron.

Good call   :y    :y    :y


I go to France quite often and it is very noticable that there is very little litter on the streets. Now some would say that this is because they have more street cleaners, and they probably do. BUT, the observant will notice that people simple don't just drop their crap on the floor. They are tidier. EXCEPT for dogsh*$t. It's everywhere.

Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: McBandy on 03 August 2016, 14:48:50
If you ever manage to catch and challenge these "miscreants", the best you get will be "I pay my taxes for people to clear it up, so why should I?"
Of course, this misses the point completely so perhaps we should turn them into more useful citizens by dismantling them for organ donation?   8)

Ron.

Good call   :y    :y    :y


I go to France quite often and it is very noticable that there is very little litter on the streets. Now some would say that this is because they have more street cleaners, and they probably do. BUT, the observant will notice that people simple don't just drop their crap on the floor. They are tidier. EXCEPT for dogsh*$t. It's everywhere.

That sounds like Sweden, except it's not dog dirt it's the dirty bastard Swedes spitting everywhere!
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:13:01
We need to shoot more mongrels here. But do-gooders moan about that, so that's our first starting point.
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 03 August 2016, 18:14:21
Why do dog owners bag up their dogs poop and then hang it in a tree or off a gate or something like that?  :-\  >:(
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: TheBoy on 03 August 2016, 18:17:03
Why do dog owners bag up their dogs poop and then hang it in a tree or off a gate or something like that?  :-\  >:(
I thought that was only in MK.  And because MK is 95% thick, stupid wasters...  ...as I'm sure our MK residents will confirm.
Title: Re: Litter bugs
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 August 2016, 18:34:12
Why do dog owners bag up their dogs poop and then hang it in a tree or off a gate or something like that?  :-\  >:(
I thought that was only in MK.  And because MK is 95% thick, stupid wasters...  ...as I'm sure our MK residents will confirm.
If they could read :P