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Title: Limp mode
Post by: STEMO on 27 August 2016, 18:05:48
Not my car, my dick  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Oh.....I crack myself up......sigh..... ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 27 August 2016, 18:11:15
Not my car, my dick  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Oh.....I crack myself up......sigh..... ;D

Damn  >:(  When I saw the title, and from you, I was getting ready. Oh the disappointment  ;)

But you know, there are tablets for that these days   ::)
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: STEMO on 27 August 2016, 18:15:51
It can stay just as it is for me, I have no further use for it in that department. Overrated pastime once you turn sixty.  ::)
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 27 August 2016, 18:33:43
It can stay just as it is for me, I have no further use for it in that department. Overrated pastime once you turn sixty.  ::)

What do you mean ? You've given up peeing ?
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: STEMO on 27 August 2016, 18:40:39
Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan. ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 27 August 2016, 18:49:26
Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan. ;D

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets  ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: STEMO on 27 August 2016, 18:50:28
Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan. ;D

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets  ;D
Especially not in Wales  ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 27 August 2016, 18:52:17
Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan. ;D

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets  ;D
Especially not in Wales  ;D

Quite. Npw walking through a field full of  . . . . Hang on. How come so many topics end up here  ???
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: STEMO on 27 August 2016, 18:55:37
Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan. ;D

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets  ;D
Especially not in Wales  ;D

Quite. Npw walking through a field full of  . . . . Hang on. How come so many topics end up here  ???
.....and you're the one that steers them here? Hmmmm..... :-\
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 27 August 2016, 20:20:07
On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it. 
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: STEMO on 27 August 2016, 20:21:36
On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it.
Mine's definitely psychological  ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: moggy on 28 August 2016, 12:09:57
My doctor has put me on Viagra and Prozac,if i don't get a fook i don't give a fook. :y ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 28 August 2016, 12:11:00
My doctor has put me on Viagra and Prozac,if i don't get a fook i don't give a fook. :y ;D

 ;D    ;D    ;D
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 August 2016, 12:19:37
On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it.
That is good news for me then. :y

I was having a lovely dream about 'you know who' and when I woke  I had a boner that a young man would have been proud of. :y
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 August 2016, 12:22:16
Sunday.

Hands up all those who are late for church.
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 August 2016, 12:24:12
Don't be silly. An erection can be a definite disadvantage when trying to aim at the pan. ;D

I tend NOT to get erections in mens toilets  ;D

Unlike George Wham. :)
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Mister Rog on 28 August 2016, 12:42:21
On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it.
That is good news for me then. :y

I was having a lovely dream about 'you know who' and when I woke  I had a boner that a young man would have been proud of. :y


Theresa May ?  Nicola Sturgeon ?
Title: Re: Limp mode
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 28 August 2016, 12:46:22
On a more serious note ED (erectile dysfunction) is generally regarded as an indicator of general health, and is often seen as the lead up to a heart attack or stroke. The reason is that if the blood vessels in your willy are a bit clogged, then there's a very strong possibility that your coronary arteries are as well. If however the ED is due to psychological problems then of course this does not apply. A good check up and a full range of blood tests is essential, your life may depend on it.
That is good news for me then. :y

I was having a lovely dream about 'you know who' and when I woke  I had a boner that a young man would have been proud of. :y


Theresa May ?  Nicola Sturgeon ?

Together. ;)