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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: TheBoy on 30 August 2016, 20:09:53
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Wankstains who think they deserve to own what is not their's.
I hope they die a slow, painful, horrible death, taking their family with them.
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Someone been at your mums again?
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I know, I'll ask what's happened
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Bloody stems,,, need type faster.
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My list is very very long. From the "Tuesday" who shot at my Mum and missed her head by an inch or so, in 1974 - not long after they hadn't missed when they shot her best friend at work, to the pair of fickin morons who took 40 minutes to fit a pair of tyres to my Omega today and utterly mullered the paint on my alloys while they were at it. I spent quite a few hours refurbing those wheels over the weekend.
Im going back to see them tomorrow. >:( >:(
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Oh my, where to start? This sholud send my post count sky-high!
Anyone remember that song from "The Mikado" -
"I've got them on the list list.
They'll none of them be missed!"
Ron.
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My friends, my brothers, my family within the human race.
Forgive all. Those who torment you should be understood and forgiven for their misdemeanors. Their selfish actions, are simply those of the misguided and ill informed. Understand them, educate them, be aware their their thought processes are an unfortuante quirk of nature, not a sin. Do all these things . . . . .
. . . . and then cut their nuts off without anaesthesia so they can never bonk again, then rupture their colon and sever their anal sphincter so they have a colostomy for the rest of their lives. Let's throw in some serious kneecapping while we're at it. I wouldn't wish a horrible death on anyone, because once they're dead it's over and I wouldnt want that, I would want it to last a very long time.
Peace brothers ! I forgive you all ::) :) :)
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Note to self. Be nice to Rog! :o ;D
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I will add to the list my former supervisor. The biggest arrogant a#£3hole I hav ever met in my life. He made all our lives a misery at our work place. To him, we were all a bunch of useless c*#7s who knew nothing and he was always bailing out the shi7
He eventually sucumed to his own arrogance in thinking he was bigger than the HSE. It caused him to resign before he was taken to cour for breach of an enforcement notice
Such a nice place to work since april25th, his last day
Keih ABS
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Note to self. Be nice to Rog! :o ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hmm, nice chap who wrote my beautiful Pissy off after a year-long return to the roads and just 4 months actually on it. By simply refusing to admit liability cause untld pain and stress to me, and by association my enture family and loved ones, I was a chronic ar5e to all of them, for which I apologise. After ten months of fighting it was either go to court, and if liability came to any less than the full 100% his, (let's say 75/25 to him) then I'd be screwed for years on insurance as a 'risk' and receive only 75% of my final amount. The final amount being...£50, so go to court argue the toss, for possibly 75% of fifty quid. (because the car was valued at £550, and I had a £500 excess.)
a total return of sweet FA. An unstained insurance record. And a car with stoved in wing, door and bent hinge (which though the door has now been changed, still isn't quite right) and, of course, he gets his car repaired for free, with no blemish on his record, either. >:( :'(
I've had to 'be the better person' and 'rise above it' and 'don't let it get to me' but no chuffing idea why anyone in this life has to 'rise above it' - that simply should not be. I wish him a painful terminal illness of the genital area.
If he'd pulled over and said ''christ I just didn't clock you in my mirror, look, can I give you what, a hundred quid do?'' Then I'd have been a perfectly happy guy, honest mistake on his part, we've all done it, pulled out without looking properly. I was brought up if you screw up, you put it right, you don't try and worm out of it. Then again, worming out of it worked for him, so what am I saying?
Anyway, on with the comedy. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to run around waving her hands in the air wondering what to do and the other to screw the electrician. :P
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Note to self. Be nice to Rog! :o ;D
Tbh, Mr Rog is a bit tame compared to what goes through my head sometimes ::) ;D
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Not necessarily a horrible death, but some need a reality check or taken down a peg or two if you like. ::)
The sort of people I can't stand are those who have never done anything with their lives, never will, and probably have no intention of either. Yet they go round like they're 'Somebody!', giving it all the attitude like they're some sort of high achiever or have money, influence etc... ??? ::)
Actually, TB and Rog are right...... Put 'em up against the wall!!! Bang Bang!!! ;D :y
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Simple child & animal abusers.
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Immediate problem sorted. The hotel reception who claimed they could do nothing initially mysteriously "found" the bag that had gone missing from the locked room as soon as the police asked if it was possible to get a log of keycards that had been used to access the room in the 5 minutes in question...
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Amazing!
Well, glad there's a happy resolution. :)
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Amazing!
Well, glad there's a happy resolution. :)
Oh, believe me, this is not "resolution". But she got her ipad, kindle, euros and everything else back before going on holiday... ...so at least she can enjoy holibobs, then deal with the legalities when we all get back.
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Immediate problem sorted. The hotel reception who claimed they could do nothing initially mysteriously "found" the bag that had gone missing from the locked room as soon as the police asked if it was possible to get a log of keycards that had been used to access the room in the 5 minutes in question...
Funny that. It was the same with a leather jacket that I'd left in the cloakroom of a nightclub years ago, "found" just at the instant when my mate, the off duty firearms officer, flashed his badge. ::)
Given the interest that we subsequently attracted from some of the less savoury patrons, we had to make a sharp exit, but... ;D
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Five minutes in here should sort them out...
(http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/05omegav6/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0214_zpsohest7jc.jpg)
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Five minutes in here should sort them out...
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Five minutes ! I would say about ten seconds :y
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Five minutes in here should sort them out...
(http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y486/05omegav6/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0214_zpsohest7jc.jpg)
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Hdere is one he tried it on earlier at 30,000ft ::) ::) ::) ::)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/27/22/37A4219400000578-3761748-Spokesman_from_the_airlines_Chris_Mainz_said_the_flight_landed_i-a-108_1472332595076.jpg)
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Remind me not to fly with Southwest ;D
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Remind me not to fly with Southwest ;D
Nothing to worry about. Just an in-flight turbofan->turbojet conversion. ;D The inflight reheat upgrade got cancelled. ::)
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Or, as the captain termed it, a "mechanical issue with engine #1". D'ya think? ;D
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Or, as the captain termed it, a "mechanical issue with engine #1". D'ya think? ;D
How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?
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Or, as the captain termed it, a "mechanical issue with engine #1". D'ya think? ;D
How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?
Let's put a positive spin on this and see it as the ultimate "white knuckle" ride :y
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How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?
It was just a brilliant piece of understatement. Gauges in cockpit say "mechanical issue". Windows say "fsckd in a very big way". ;D
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How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?
It was just a brilliant piece of understatement. Gauges in cockpit say "mechanical issue". Windows say "fsckd in a very big way". ;D
Be fair to say that the 737 could replace the Dakota as "Aircraft most able to withstand abuse"... the DC3 having a reputation for being indestructible 8)
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How much do you really want to know when you can do nothing about it?
Would knowing that the left-hand limited reciprocating gronklewanger has laterally bisected the inductive photon support tube help as you check your ID is in your pocket, assume the crash position and wait to die a slow, painful flaming death?
It was just a brilliant piece of understatement. Gauges in cockpit say "mechanical issue". Windows say "fsckd in a very big way". ;D
That did appeal to me. Like the racer who listed electrical fault as the reason for his DNF. Which is technically true when a conrod has smashed through the alternator ::)
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Be fair to say that the 737 could replace the Dakota as "Aircraft most able to withstand abuse"... the DC3 having a reputation for being indestructible 8)
They've been used for so long, and damaged in so many ways, that there is probably an approved repair for just about any damage that you do.
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Be fair to say that the 737 could replace the Dakota as "Aircraft most able to withstand abuse"... the DC3 having a reputation for being indestructible 8)
I did notice there's a chunk out of the horizontal stabiliser on some of the shots of that incident. Would have been a different story if that had been properly taken out! :o
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The winkers that broke into my house last year....
Stole the hifi/camera/designer jacket/james bond dvd collection/found my floor safe and managed to rip it out even tho it was bolted to the floor with 4 bolts! and took it with them!/and various other bits and pieces
The police managed to work out (by witness statements of my neighbours) that they were probably a gang of 4/5 and probably Romanian!
And that was the end of it......never caught >:( >:( >:(
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The winkers that broke into my house last year....
Stole the hifi/camera/designer jacket/james bond dvd collection/found my floor safe and managed to rip it out even tho it was bolted to the floor with 4 bolts! and took it with them!/and various other bits and pieces
The police managed to work out (by witness statements of my neighbours) that they were probably a gang of 4/5 and probably Romanian!
And that was the end of it......never caught >:( >:( >:(
Floor safe ! That's a bit worrying as I assume it was well hidden :o
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Well. My car was broken into last night, stereo was stolen, also my tool box which stays in the car, the tools can be replaced, it's all the little clips, bolts bits n Bob's acquired over the years, the stereo was more sentimental value as it was my brother's, passed away few years back,
I don't wish them a horrible death o no, death is to good, maybe a contaminated wrap, and I can watch them beg, then chain them to a tree and keep them alive for a week or too, then they will beg to die as it's better than life.
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Well. My car was broken into last night, stereo was stolen, also my tool box which stays in the car, the tools can be replaced, it's all the little clips, bolts bits n Bob's acquired over the years, the stereo was more sentimental value as it was my brother's, passed away few years back,
I don't wish them a horrible death o no, death is to good, maybe a contaminated wrap, and I can watch them beg, then chain them to a tree and keep them alive for a week or too, then they will beg to die as it's better than life.
I don't support the death penalty, because I'm in favour of making these bastards existence a miserable one for the rest of their natural lives. It dosn't have to be expensive either, a bare cell with some bread and water pushed under the door now and again would do! :y
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The winkers that broke into my house last year....
Stole the hifi/camera/designer jacket/james bond dvd collection/found my floor safe and managed to rip it out even tho it was bolted to the floor with 4 bolts! and took it with them!/and various other bits and pieces
The police managed to work out (by witness statements of my neighbours) that they were probably a gang of 4/5 and probably Romanian!
And that was the end of it......never caught >:( >:( >:(
Floor safe ! That's a bit worrying as I assume it was well hidden :o
Floor safe is probably the wrong description....it was a smallish but very heavy safe, bolted down to the floorboards upstairs in a cupboard behind a wooden door, with various empty sports bags piled on top.....so you couldn't see it unless you moved the bags.....unfortunately for me, they did move the bags as they nicked them to take the other stuff away. They made a bloody mess of the floor boards, snapping a board, to get the safe out.....Christ knows what they used as a lever....but on the bright side....there was no cash in it (id done my banking a few days earlier) just 'a pain in arse to get replaced' paperwork, plus about a couple of hundred quids worth of geocaching coins, that I'd collected over some years, which no doubt they threw away >:(
A question the police asked me about the safe....."Do you think they could open it" :o
Now....if that isn't a dumb question....I don't know what is :(
Imagine a safe with plenty of time to open it.....with the right power tools....I think anyone could!
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A question the police asked me about the safe....."Do you think they could open it" :o
Now....if that isn't a dumb question....I don't know what is :(
Imagine a safe with plenty of time to open it.....with the right power tools....I think anyone could!
Most of the weight in a safe is concrete. The case is just thickish sheet metal. Small household safes are meant to stop a thief casually slipping your watch collection(or whatever) into his pocket as he swigs your favourite tipple.
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No specifics here.....every one is at risk,without exception >:( >:( >:( :-X
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No specifics here.....every one is at risk,without exception >:( >:( >:( :-X
Like you, I've met people. And they're hard to like.
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No specifics here.....every one is at risk,without exception >:( >:( >:( :-X
Very cryptic ken ???
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A question the police asked me about the safe....."Do you think they could open it" :o
Now....if that isn't a dumb question....I don't know what is :(
Imagine a safe with plenty of time to open it.....with the right power tools....I think anyone could!
Most of the weight in a safe is concrete. The case is just thickish sheet metal. Small household safes are meant to stop a thief casually slipping your watch collection(or whatever) into his pocket as he swigs your favourite tipple.
The problem with a locked safe is that it is reasonable to assume that there is always something of value inside it. It therefore becomes a focal point.