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Title: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: Mister Rog on 20 October 2016, 17:37:04
What's for dinner Mum ?      ;D

 FEELING PECKISH ? (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/cooking-with-semen-london-cooking-class-shoreditch-a7371316.html)



Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: STEMO on 20 October 2016, 17:39:30
Feeling peckish dear? Well get yer gums round this  ;D
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 October 2016, 17:40:16
I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: STEMO on 20 October 2016, 17:42:33
I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals  :-X :-X
We had a horrible, ugly, fat bastard army cook in Colchester glasshouse with us who was doing 56 days for doing it in the porridge because everyone used to give him a hard time over his weight.
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 October 2016, 17:49:29
I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals  :-X :-X
We had a horrible, ugly, fat bastard army cook in Colchester glasshouse with us who was doing 56 days for doing it in the porridge because everyone used to give him a hard time over his weight.




I did know one cook who allegedly used to wipe his bell end around the rim of a certain officers soup bowl because he used to get a hard time off him  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: redelitev6 on 20 October 2016, 18:11:55
Feeling peckish dear? Well get yer gums round this  ;D
Come again ?
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: TheBoy on 20 October 2016, 19:06:00
I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals  :-X :-X
In my previous town, my usual curry house got closed down as tests showed seamen in a sample. Turns out they were regularly "spitting" in the pan.

Chippy we used to use when I was a nipper got fined, but not closed, for urinating in the fryers after a night out.
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: Mr Gav on 20 October 2016, 22:40:11
I once heard a story of a pissed off cook that used to add his own personal ingredients to some of the officers meals  :-X :-X
In my previous town, my usual curry house got closed down as tests showed seamen in a sample. Turns out they were regularly "spitting" in the pan.

Chippy we used to use when I was a nipper got fined, but not closed, for urinating in the fryers after a night out.

It`s happened on more than one occasion in Leeds, funny tasting mayo on your donner and salad  ;D
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: Mister Rog on 20 October 2016, 22:52:08
Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said  :-X
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 October 2016, 08:04:26
Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said  :-X
There's a fairly broad, well defined, chasm between a deliberate sexual exchange and unwittingly consuming enhanced mayonnaise with your kebabs...
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: Mister Rog on 21 October 2016, 08:10:12
Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said  :-X
There's a fairly broad, well defined, chasm between a deliberate sexual exchange and unwittingly consuming enhanced mayonnaise with your kebabs...

Very eloquently put      ;D          and yes, of course
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: aaronjb on 21 October 2016, 09:37:07
Funny how we all joke etc about this, but some of us expect or like it when . . . . .  nuff said  :-X
There's a fairly broad, well defined, chasm between a deliberate sexual exchange and unwittingly consuming enhanced mayonnaise with your kebabs...

For some reason I am reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvaEohNgk8M
Title: Re: Feeling peckish . . . . Learn to cook
Post by: driver115 on 21 October 2016, 15:57:56
I had a student Summer job as a hotel porter a few decades ago and it was not unusual for the commis chef to adulterate the porridge  :)