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Title: tigger qc
Post by: biggriffin on 07 November 2016, 19:24:56
I've just noticed that the above mentioned person has become a QC , is this the new must have like DR was a while back, or has he got a cheap'o internet qualification....
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 November 2016, 19:43:05
I've been enjoying arguing points of law in OOF Chambers of late and decided if we can have self appointed Doctors, why not a self appointed Barrister?  ???  ::)  ;D

There's plenty of 'Barrack Room Lawyers' on here anyway!  ;)  It's just that I'm the only qualified one!  ;D
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: biggriffin on 07 November 2016, 19:51:43
There's only one bar that you know, and it's at the wurzel and ferrets
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 November 2016, 22:10:47
I've been called to the bar many times yer onour!  :y
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: ozzycat on 07 November 2016, 22:20:35
oh how about prosicuting me a pint the mr tigger sir
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 November 2016, 23:04:58
Nice try Ozzy, but I'm supposed to receive legal aid not dish it out!   ;D
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Nick W on 08 November 2016, 08:36:28
Nice try Ozzy, but I'm supposed to receive legal aid not dish it out!   ;D

Is legal aid where someone stops you falling over at the bar?
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 November 2016, 08:49:23
Nice try Ozzy, but I'm supposed to receive legal aid not dish it out!   ;D

Is legal aid where someone stops you falling over at the bar?

No you let them fall over, then assist them to sue the bar for negligence.  ;)
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Nick W on 08 November 2016, 09:57:57
That does make some sense.
It hadn't occurred to me as I'm not a mercenary bastard.
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: ozzycat on 08 November 2016, 12:24:30
Nice try Ozzy, but I'm supposed to receive legal aid not dish it out!   ;D

Is legal aid where someone stops you falling over at the bar?

No you let them fall over, then assist them to sue the bar for negligence.  ;)
now that's a good idea do you want a cut for representing me when I plunge to the floor
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 November 2016, 12:42:29
Nice try Ozzy, but I'm supposed to receive legal aid not dish it out!   ;D

Is legal aid where someone stops you falling over at the bar?

No you let them fall over, then assist them to sue the bar for negligence.  ;)
now that's a good idea do you want a cut for representing me when I plunge to the floor

No win, no fee Ozzy!  :y
Title: Re: tigger qc
Post by: Shackeng on 08 November 2016, 16:41:20
Nice try Ozzy, but I'm supposed to receive legal aid not dish it out!   ;D

Is legal aid where someone stops you falling over at the bar?

My daughter is a barrister, and if she had had to rely on legal aid to live, she would have starved to death years ago. >:(