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Title: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 13 November 2016, 23:23:05
 :o :o  Carol Vordeman strapped in a harness.

Cant wait till she squeezes into a bikini. :P

Mylene class and Jordan looked well, but CV will certainly get a few temperatures rising. 8) :y
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Steve B on 13 November 2016, 23:47:21
:o :o Carol Vordeman strapped in a harness.

Cant wait till she squeezes into a bikini. :P

Mylene class and Jordan looked well, but CV will certainly get a few temperatures rising. 8) :y
Why did she do that to her face ?
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 14 November 2016, 00:05:11
Im a celebrity ? !  ::)
Im a has been, get me out of the hotel garden, doesn't have quite the same ring to it I suppose.  :)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Bigron on 14 November 2016, 05:50:09
Please don't disrespect Carol; I met her at a computer fair ten or so years ago and if you think she is gorgeous on screen (I DO!), then standing next to her and chatting is a dream come true!
Beauty, brains and a terrific personality all in one delightful package - what more could a man want? The number of wishbones that I've broken since then.....  :-[

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: RobG on 14 November 2016, 06:48:27
Please don't disrespect Carol; I met her at a computer fair ten or so years ago and if you think she is gorgeous on screen (I DO!), then standing next to her and chatting is a dream come true!
Beauty, brains and a terrific personality all in one delightful package - what more could a man want? The number of wishbones that I've broken since then.....  :-[

Ron.
Courtesy of outside forces
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Bigron on 14 November 2016, 06:50:44
Oi! >:(
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 07:40:27
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 14 November 2016, 07:55:21
My other half knows her very well through a charity she is involved with have met her several times a stunning beautiful woman & is very witty.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Mister Rog on 14 November 2016, 08:07:13
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.

I bet you would though  ;)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 November 2016, 09:31:02
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.

I bet you would though  ;)
With his new walking wellies on... ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 11:43:06
She should have faded gracefully a few years ago. Mutton dressed as lamb is never a good thing.

I bet you would though  ;)
That goes without saying, surely?  ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2016, 12:36:17
I'm pretty sure her tits are not what God gave her.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 November 2016, 12:41:43
Two bald-headed men fighting in a sack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcIogsm2QE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcIogsm2QE)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 14 November 2016, 15:37:22
I'm pretty sure her tits are not what God gave her.

Am I bothered  ::)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 16:11:03
I've just been watching her replacement on countdown, far more easy on the eye.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Bigron on 14 November 2016, 16:28:44
STEMO, are you kidding? I assume your taste bypass operation was a success, then, from that?

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Ever Ready on 14 November 2016, 16:40:20
Young Rachel over try too hard Carol for me

Carol at Rachel's age , now that's a different story :y :y


I know they 'the older the fiddle the sweeter the tune' but I will choose the younger model this time ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 16:45:40
STEMO, are you kidding? I assume your taste bypass operation was a success, then, from that?

Ron.
Hmmm....fat old bird with cosmetic surgery...or young, tall, blonde.........hard choice... ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Ever Ready on 14 November 2016, 17:13:09
STEMO, are you kidding? I assume your taste bypass operation was a success, then, from that?

Ron.
Hmmm....fat old bird with cosmetic surgery...or young, tall, blonde.........hard choice... ;D
HARD indeed ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 14 November 2016, 18:06:52
While all you old codgers are salivating over Carol Vorderman, I've got Lisa Snowden all to myself!  :-*  :y
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Andy B on 14 November 2016, 18:11:30
has it finished yet?  :-X
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: TheBoy on 14 November 2016, 18:14:46
You lot watch some real shit on the telly  :o
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 18:16:26
You lot watch some real shit on the telly  :o
It's what we do while the grown-ups are at work.  ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: biggriffin on 14 November 2016, 20:43:37
Time for a little dream, are you sitting comfortably. ;)

Imagine nigella has just cooked your dinner, whilst she's been busy in the kitchen, you have been talking aeroplanes and engineering with carol vordeperson, you all finish your meal, and then retire to the large kingsize bed.

Kleenex  :o
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Bigron on 14 November 2016, 23:43:13
If you are turning this into a porn site, BG, then Kate will be back soon!
Anybody heard from her, by the way?

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 November 2016, 09:24:21
If you are turning this into a porn site, BG, then Kate will be back soon!
Anybody heard from her, by the way?

Ron.

Whats happened to all the ladies on the site?

Am a bit out of touch with whats been happening.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Bigron on 15 November 2016, 09:52:22
Well, Mr. S, Kate in particular was a regular (especially when she needed help!), but I have not seen a post from her for ages - come back, kate.....

Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 November 2016, 09:54:06

Whats happened to all the ladies on the site?


They probably got fed up with all the old perverts and misogynists!  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Bigron on 15 November 2016, 11:36:49
Not so much of the "old", if you don't mind, Sir T!  :P

Ron.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: tidla on 16 November 2016, 18:52:25
(http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k536/tidla1/1438681180-e287ba635b04d4340fcecffe92122176-600x337_zpshqmaxrbv.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: tidla on 16 November 2016, 18:53:30
(is it just me or is photobucket very spammy with pop up ads?)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: biggriffin on 16 November 2016, 19:10:21
(is it just me or is photobucket very spammy with pop up ads?)


Seems to be getting worse, if I was a conspiracy type person, I would say they are trying to make worse, so you use the pay option
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: biggriffin on 16 November 2016, 19:14:49
Well, Mr. S, Kate in particular was a regular (especially when she needed help!), but I have not seen a post from her for ages - come back, kate.....

She'll be back when she buys Another car, or has a brain wave of a new job, that is totally unsuitable for her, or moving house.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Ever Ready on 16 November 2016, 19:30:40
(is it just me or is photobucket very spammy with pop up ads?)


Seems to be getting worse, if I was a conspiracy type person, I would say they are trying to make worse, so you use the pay option

So young and so cynical :) :)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: EMD on 17 November 2016, 13:12:32
While all you old codgers are salivating over Carol Vorderman, I've got Lisa Snowden all to myself!  :-*  :y

Nice buxom lady  :)
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 November 2016, 14:19:09
While all you old codgers are salivating over Carol Vorderman, I've got Lisa Snowden all to myself!  :-*  :y

Nice buxom lady  :)

Buxom, huh. :)

I imagine Coleen Nolan from loose women would float your boat, mr EMD?
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Andy B on 21 November 2016, 22:05:51
when does this sh1te finish?  :-X

Google has told me every fact imaginable about it bar when the bloody thing finishes  >:(
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: STEMO on 21 November 2016, 22:08:26
when does this sh1te finish?  :-X

Google has told me every fact imaginable about it bar when the bloody thing finishes  >:(
Just before Christmas, I think. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I've just been watching the last weeks at Kellingley Colliery, salt of the earth those lads.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Andy B on 21 November 2016, 22:32:49
.....
If you don't like it,
I don't ..... but she does

don't watch it.  ...
I don't .... but she does
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Andy B on 21 November 2016, 22:33:25
..... I've just been watching the last weeks at Kellingley Colliery, salt of the earth those lads.

I wouldn't have minded watching it  :-X
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 November 2016, 22:42:35
Our Guy In China on C4 was good!  :y
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Andy B on 21 November 2016, 23:04:27
Our Guy In China on C4 was good!  :y

Bo11ocks!!!! I saw the preview but didn't set up to record it!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 21 November 2016, 23:15:02
I can't stand it, luckily she hates it as well so don't have to suffer any of that "celebrity" rubbish.
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: aaronjb on 22 November 2016, 08:56:43
.....
If you don't like it,
I don't ..... but she does

don't watch it.  ...
I don't .... but she does

Sounds like an ideal excuse to get out to the garage/workshop/pub then  :y
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: omegod on 22 November 2016, 12:04:19
when does this sh1te finish?  :-X

Google has told me every fact imaginable about it bar when the bloody thing finishes  >:(
Just before Christmas, I think. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I've just been watching the last weeks at Kellingley Colliery, salt of the earth those lads.

Was quite emotional watching that Ste, had a lump in me throat :(
Title: Re: I'm A Celebrity
Post by: Andy B on 22 November 2016, 14:13:46
....

Sounds like an ideal excuse to get out to the garage .... then  :y

which is what I did last night .... sorting the fasteners on the rear windows  of the Smart Roadster Coupe