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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 14 November 2016, 13:27:40
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...on the news. This follows a story about how shit the NHS is.
By my calculations, 17,578 lives could be saved each year if they stopped trying to frighten us to death.
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I mean, I do my bit. Just had mackerel fillets in tomato sauce with toast spread with flora proactive.
And, because I'd been so good, I treated myself to a large slice of salted caramel with chocolate cake. Yum. :)
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And I did my blood pressure this morning, 150/65, not bad for an ex40 a day smoking, special brew swilling, kebab munching chap. :)
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And I did my blood pressure this morning, 150/65, not bad for an ex40 a day smoking, special brew swilling, kebab munching chap. :)
It's only a matter of time until the government changes tack and tells us all that 40 Capstan full strength each day is essential for good health. :)
You can never take up smoking too early will be their new mantra.
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A decade from now the government will be insisting that food manufacturers add extra fat, sugar, and salt to all their products.
Fibre will be the new enemy, and having a good shit each day will actually be considered bad for you. ;)
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And I did my blood pressure this morning, 150/65, not bad for an ex40 a day smoking, special brew swilling, kebab munching chap. :)
It's only a matter of time until the government changes tack and tells us all that 40 Capstan full strength each day is essential for good health. :)
You can never take up smoking too early will be their new mantra.
I had a mate who smoked capstan full strength, he's dead now, obviously. He had fingers like burnt sausages from the nicotine.
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A decade from now the government will be insisting that food manufacturers add extra fat, sugar, and salt to all their products.
Fibre will be the new enemy, and having a good shit each day will actually be considered bad for you. ;)
Hmmm.....not sure about the salt :-\
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It's all 'dangle berries', when your time is up it's up so just be sensible in your habits & enjoy your time here, not worth worrying about anything. 😉😉
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A decade from now the government will be insisting that food manufacturers add extra fat, sugar, and salt to all their products.
Fibre will be the new enemy, and having a good shit each day will actually be considered bad for you. ;)
Of course. That way everyone will die earlier, therefore will not be drawing pension money that the government can't afford, and won't be a drain on expensive resources. Easy. All this stuff about saving lives is BS, in reality the country would be better off if people kicked it younger, ideally soon after they stop paying taxes. There are of course those that don't pay taxes and are a drain on resources much earlier, in which case TBs mass cull comes into play ;D
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And, of course, once the NHS implodes they won't have to worry about people getting sick and costing money. They'll just recycle all the dead folk to give old people free energy, thereby negating the need for winter fuel payments.
Things are looking up. :y
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And, of course, once the NHS implodes they won't have to worry about people getting sick and costing money. They'll just recycle all the dead folk to give old people free energy, thereby negating the need for winter fuel payments.
Things are looking up. :y
Soylent Green :y
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Charlton Heston and Edward G Robinson. That film actually got me to start listening to Beethoven, the pastoral symphony (No 6) was playing as Ed G topped himself. Hmmmm......
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A decade from now the government will be insisting that food manufacturers add extra fat, sugar, and salt to all their products.
Fibre will be the new enemy, and having a good shit each day will actually be considered bad for you. ;)
Wife has IBS and was told she needed more cream cakes in her diet.
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A decade from now the government will be insisting that food manufacturers add extra fat, sugar, and salt to all their products.
Fibre will be the new enemy, and having a good shit each day will actually be considered bad for you. ;)
Wife has IBS and was told she needed more cream cakes in her diet.
Doctors, mostly, know eff all about IBS and the like. We can't figure out what's going on, so let's invent a syndrome.
My lad has Asperger syndrome, but no two 'sufferers' are alike, of course, because it's a load of cobblers.
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A decade from now the government will be insisting that food manufacturers add extra fat, sugar, and salt to all their products.
Fibre will be the new enemy, and having a good shit each day will actually be considered bad for you. ;)
Think most politicians have been following this advice already, the s*it is backing up and coming out the other end!