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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
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Wait until she asks you to lend her a tenner for a vajazzle. ;)
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Wait until she asks you to lend her a tenner for a vajazzle. ;)
I won't mind. Anything as long as she keeps it covered up. ;D
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
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I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
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I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
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I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
.
I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
Is that an educated guess Steve ? ::) . . .never know with you do we ;D ;D ;D
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
.
I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D
But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
.
I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D
But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
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I believe she has another tunnel that can be used in emergencies as well.
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
.
I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D
But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
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I believe she has another tunnel that can be used in emergencies as well.
Yes i heard that as well . . & just like Dartford I believe they are right next each other.
Curious but what happens when they are both out of action :-\ :-\ ;D ;D ;D
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There's an answer to that.........but this is a family forum ::) ::) ::) ;D
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Well blow me down 😂😂😂😂
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That's one way to phrase it I suppose ;D ;D
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I suppose she also has a bridge that needs to be closed at times due to high winds. :D
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
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I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
There are few things worse than a fishy fanny. :-\ :-X
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
.
I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
There are few things worse than a fishy fanny. :-\ :-X
Jam sandwich? :P :-X :o ;D
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Like a paper hangers bucket.
Or maybe a vandalised train seat.
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Probably midway between a poachers pocket and a wizards sleeve ;D
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
Anything like a designer bacon sarnie? ::) ::) ::)
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I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.
"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"
Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it? :o
Anything like a designer bacon sarnie? ::) ::) ::)
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She likes plenty of mayo in hers !!