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Title: Women's magazines
Post by: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:21:58
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Migalot on 22 November 2016, 19:26:50
Wait until she asks you to lend her a tenner for a vajazzle.  ;)
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 19:33:38
Wait until she asks you to lend her a tenner for a vajazzle.  ;)
I won't mind. Anything as long as she keeps it covered up.  ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 22 November 2016, 19:40:15
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: STEMO on 22 November 2016, 20:07:02
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Kevin Wood on 22 November 2016, 20:16:13
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: powerslinky on 22 November 2016, 20:19:16
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.


Is that an educated guess Steve ?  ::) . . .never know with you do we  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: powerslinky on 22 November 2016, 20:24:04
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D

But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 22 November 2016, 20:28:21
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D

But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
.     


I believe she has another tunnel that can be used in emergencies as well.
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: powerslinky on 22 November 2016, 20:33:18
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.
.. and the toll is probably cheaper. ;D

But similar amount of traffic though it no doubt :-\
.     


I believe she has another tunnel that can be used in emergencies as well.

Yes i heard that as well  . . & just like Dartford I believe they are right next each other.

Curious but what happens when they are both out of action  :-\ :-\      ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: BazaJT on 22 November 2016, 20:35:54
There's an answer to that.........but this is a family forum ::) ::) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 22 November 2016, 20:38:41
Well blow me down 😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: BazaJT on 22 November 2016, 21:02:52
That's one way to phrase it I suppose ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: ronnyd on 22 November 2016, 21:44:34
I suppose she also has a bridge that needs to be closed at times due to high winds. :D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 November 2016, 22:07:01
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.

There are few things worse than a fishy fanny. :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 November 2016, 22:14:36
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o
.



I believe her minge is a bit like the Dartford Tunnel .
Only smellier.

There are few things worse than a fishy fanny. :-\ :-X

Jam sandwich?  :P   :-X   :o   ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 22 November 2016, 23:38:59
Like a paper hangers bucket.

Or maybe a vandalised train seat.
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Ever Ready on 22 November 2016, 23:43:09
Probably midway between a poachers pocket and a wizards sleeve ;D
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: Rods2 on 23 November 2016, 01:48:02
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o

Anything like a designer bacon sarnie? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Women's magazines
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 23 November 2016, 10:27:50
I was getting ready to put the tea out and wifey was sat at the table reading one of her ladies magazines. As I leaned over with the bread rolls, I caught sight of one of the stories she was reading.

"KERRY KATONAS DESIGNER VAGINA"

Doesn't really bear thinking about....or does it?  :o

Anything like a designer bacon sarnie? ::) ::) ::)
.       




She likes plenty of mayo in hers !!