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Title: Joke for Maria
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:31:02

A little girl goes into a petshop and asks, " excuthe me do you have any wikkle wabbits?" the shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is at her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fluffy black wabbit, or one like that wikkle brown one over there?" the little girl blushes, rocks back on her heels and whispers "I don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a f**k".... ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: alexandjen on 29 July 2008, 23:32:12

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: Jimbob on 29 July 2008, 23:32:47

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: Vamps on 29 July 2008, 23:36:37

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: rickyboy on 29 July 2008, 23:36:52

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:38:21

Zeus, the greek god flying over ancient Greece, spotted a gorgeous naked woman washing by a lake.
He went and made love to her, then told her, "In 9 months you will have a child and you will name him Hercules." she smiles and replies "In 9 days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes! now F**k Off!!!! ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: markey mark on 29 July 2008, 23:39:52

 :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: Banjax on 29 July 2008, 23:41:02

good ones  ;D ;D

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Post by: LJay on 29 July 2008, 23:41:09

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 29 July 2008, 23:42:34

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 29 July 2008, 23:46:03

Council worker goes and knocks on the chinese takeaways door...asks wheres ya bin mate? ...takeaway owners says" i no bin anywhere!"...nah mate "wheres ya bin?"..takeaway owner replies"I no bin anywere!"...coucil worker asks"Nah mate wheres ya wheelie bin??"...Takeaway owner then replies "ok ok ok i weally bin upstairs avin a w**k......" ;D :D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 29 July 2008, 23:46:34

Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word Dough.
Little Jane's hand goes up, "In Italy they use Dough to make Pizzas!" excellent says the teacher.
Mary raises her hand, "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play Dough!" brilliant replies the teacher.
Bob lifts his hand "My mummy says Dad is so useless she has to use a dil Dough!"..... ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: rickyboy on 29 July 2008, 23:50:50

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Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word Dough.
Little Jane's hand goes up, "In Italy they use Dough to make Pizzas!" excellent says the teacher.
Mary raises her hand, "My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play Dough!" brilliant replies the teacher.
Bob lifts his hand "My mummy says Dad is so useless she has to use a dil Dough!"..... ;D

Good one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: amigov6 on 29 July 2008, 23:53:09

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Council worker goes and knocks on the chinese takeaways door...asks wheres ya bin mate? ...takeaway owners says" i no bin anywhere!"...nah mate "wheres ya bin?"..takeaway owner replies"I no bin anywere!"...coucil worker asks"Nah mate wheres ya wheelie bin??"...Takeaway owner then replies "ok ok ok i weally bin upstairs avin a w**k......" ;D :D

:D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: amigov6 on 30 July 2008, 00:06:18

 :D

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Zeus, the greek god flying over ancient Greece, spotted a gorgeous naked woman washing by a lake.He went and made love to her, then told her, "In 9 months you will have a child and you will name him Hercules." she smiles and replies "In 9 days you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes! now F**k Off!!!! ;D

Lisp joke. Thor the god of thunder was bored of making storms & feeling a little fruity dived down to earth & grabbed a vestel virgin. Being a gentleman at heart, after taking his pleasure he felt he should at least introduce himself so he knelt between her thighs & proudly announced " I'm Thor" she replies "Tho am i but it wath fun" ::)

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: maria on 30 July 2008, 11:53:30

good loo-knee they made me laugh ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: psychnurse on 30 July 2008, 11:56:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke for Maria
Post by: jimmas on 30 July 2008, 15:13:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D