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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 February 2017, 17:17:01
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Not quite a whole armful, but 470ML. ;)
The things I do for a free cuppa and mint Club.
Don't mind most of the questions which I understand are necessary, but I don't like the one where they ask you if you take it up the arse. (They don't word it quite like that) ;)
My answer is always no.....absolutely not. ;D
I know that Andy Beanz and Jimbob along with quite a few others here at OOF have made well in excess of fifty donations. :y
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Not quite a whole armful, but 470ML. ;)
The things I do for a free cuppa and mint Club.
Don't mind most of the questions which I understand are necessary, but I don't like the one where they ask you if you take it up the arse. (They don't word it quite like that) ;)
My answer is always no.....absolutely not. ;D
I know that Andy Beanz and Jimbob along with quite a few others here at OOF have made well in excess of fifty donations. :y
You mean bend for a friend
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Bit more than Tony Hancock, then ;D
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Not quite a whole armful, but 470ML. ;)
The things I do for a free cuppa and mint Club.
Don't mind most of the questions which I understand are necessary, but I don't like the one where they ask you if you take it up the arse. (They don't word it quite like that) ;)
My answer is always no.....absolutely not. ;D
I know that Andy Beanz and Jimbob along with quite a few others here at OOF have made well in excess of fifty donations. :y
You mean bend for a friend
They tell me 'touch screens' are coming soon, so no more embarrassing questions. :)
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I went for an MOT yesterday and I think the 12 year old nurse had been watching too much twilight. Four vials she took.
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I went for an MOT yesterday and I think the 12 year old nurse had been watching too much twilight. Four vials she took.
You dirty old man. Lusting after young girls. ;D
Was she gentle with you when she stuck it in?
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I went for an MOT yesterday and I think the 12 year old nurse had been watching too much twilight. Four vials she took.
You dirty old man. Lusting after young girls. ;D
Was she gentle with you when she stuck it in?
No lusting, I'm afraid. She had the cheek to ask me about my diet and exercise regime. She was four foot nothing and 15 stone.
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I went for an MOT yesterday and I think the 12 year old nurse had been watching too much twilight. Four vials she took.
You dirty old man. Lusting after young girls. ;D
Was she gentle with you when she stuck it in?
No lusting, I'm afraid. She had the cheek to ask me about my diet and exercise regime. She was four foot nothing and 15 stone.
Do you have an exercise regime? :)
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They won't take mine due to the amount of diseases I've had! :(
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Yes. Up at 5:30, carry wifey's stuff out to the car, after defrosting it if necessary. Get son up, feed and water, off to college. Take doggie for an hour long walk. Do the shopping. Feed neighbours horses. Lunch. Take doggie for number 2 walk. Afternoon tv whilst ironing, washing, etc. Cook sons tea. Cook our tea ( different teas, different times). Do the dishes. Watch eastenders ;D. Collapse in bed.
Do it all again, all day, every fickin day.
Edit: This is in reply to Opti. Bleedin Tigger butting in, again.
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Don't mind most of the questions which I understand are necessary, but I don't like the one where they ask you if you take it up the arse. (They don't word it quite like that) ;)
My answer is always no.....absolutely not. ;D
Bit unsporting to lie though...
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They won't take mine due to the amount of diseases I've had! :(
Well.....if you will insist on dipping it in unsuitable girlies . ;D
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Don't mind most of the questions which I understand are necessary, but I don't like the one where they ask you if you take it up the arse. (They don't word it quite like that) ;)
My answer is always no.....absolutely not. ;D
Bit unsporting to lie though...
Yes. Methinks Lord Opti protesteth too much. ;D
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Don't mind most of the questions which I understand are necessary, but I don't like the one where they ask you if you take it up the arse. (They don't word it quite like that) ;)
My answer is always no.....absolutely not. ;D
Bit unsporting to lie though...
What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand. ;)
How the f*ck was I supposed to know the difference. Looked feminine to me. :y
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Maureen was a blood donor and she was well gutted as she'd reached 49 donations when she had to stop because she needed to start taking aspirin for a heart condition.
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I have a resting blood pressure in line with the rest of my temperament, the medical term is "can't be arsed". The upshot is if I try to give blood, I pass out when the cuff goes on beforehand. Slightly embarrassing as it was only diagnosed when I passed out in the (standing up) medical machine in the Army... had to get a couple of big lads to drag my useless torso across to a bench...
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Yes. Up at 5:30, carry wifey's stuff out to the car, after defrosting it if necessary. Get son up, feed and water, off to college. Take doggie for an hour long walk. Do the shopping. Feed neighbours horses. Lunch. Take doggie for number 2 walk. Afternoon tv whilst ironing, washing, etc. Cook sons tea. Cook our tea ( different teas, different times). Do the dishes. Watch eastenders ;D. Collapse in bed.
Do it all again, all day, every fickin day.
Edit: This is in reply to Opti. Bleedin Tigger butting in, again.
That's bloody witty for you Uncle STEMO! ;D
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Such sanguine banter... ::)
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Such sanguine banter... ::)
You're such a clot! :P ;D
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I'm due to give again next month. It will be number 18. Should have been almost double that but they wouldn't let me give when my back was at its worst - not because of the medications but in case I collapsed and they hurt me further! I even offered to sign a disclaimer but they wouldn't have it :'(
Mrs LD has done similar but can no longer give having had 4 units transfused in the last 6 weeks. One of the biggest upsets of it all to her
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Iv never given blood - not voluntarily anyway....
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had to get a couple of big lads to drag my useless torso across to a bench...
As the actress said to the bishop.
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I have a resting blood pressure in line with the rest of my temperament, the medical term is "can't be arsed". The upshot is if I try to give blood, I pass out when the cuff goes on beforehand. Slightly embarrassing as it was only diagnosed when I passed out in the (standing up) medical machine in the Army... had to get a couple of big lads to drag my useless torso across to a bench...
I must have seen three or four people faint.
Strange thing is that they were all great big 'hairy arsed blokes'.
The number stick thin girlies who donate without any problems is impressive. :y
I mean, a pint of blood is probably what you lose if you get shot. ;) ;) ;D
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I know that Andy Beanz and Jimbob along with quite a few others here at OOF have made well in excess of fifty donations. :y
Back on topic ..... :D my last donation the other week was number 65 :y (excluding one in Mombassa sometime inthe early 80s ::) )
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I know that Andy Beanz and Jimbob along with quite a few others here at OOF have made well in excess of fifty donations. :y
Back on topic ..... :D my last donation the other week was number 65 :y (excluding one in Mombassa sometime inthe early 80s ::) )
Impressive, Mr B....eanz. :y I won't live long enough to get anywhere near that figure.
What do they give you for such selfless service?........A holiday in St Lucia?.......A new car? :y :y :y
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I have a rule in life that anybody can hurt me and make me bleed BUT I HAVE TO THE SAME BACK WITH LOTS OF INTEREST :-X :D :D
Might not go down too well at the blood bank :-\ ;D
Anyway, i'm shit scared of needles :-[
Mucho respect to those who do this though :y :y