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Title: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Keith ABS on 30 March 2017, 07:43:38
 Knowing how much he loves Shami Chapati as he has her picture of he as his avatar, she was on campus here at essex uni last week. They were doing an anti hatred stunt where anyone could write some form of hate or predudise they want to see smashed on a wall that they then knocked down. Somebody wrote on the wall "Fu#+ing Asians"
Which probably wnt down well with her as it was in 12 inch high letters.
Not guilty her before anyone asks ;D

Keith ABS
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2017, 10:26:49
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Kevin Wood on 30 March 2017, 10:28:41
Knowing how much he loves Shami Chapati as he has her picture of he as his avatar, she was on campus here at essex uni last week. They were doing an anti hatred stunt where anyone could write some form of hate or predudise they want to see smashed on a wall that they then knocked down. Somebody wrote on the wall "Fu#+ing Asians"
Which probably wnt down well with her as it was in 12 inch high letters.
Not guilty her before anyone asks ;D

Keith ABS

 ;D

I nearly got thrown out of there for playing a practical joke on a mate of mine, who just happened to be asian. The frenzy of pita do-gooder types there has clearly not subsided much in the last 25 years. ::)

Then there was the time I got caught on the vice chancellor's property infusing an inappropriate herbal substance... :-[
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 March 2017, 10:30:37
Knowing how much he loves Shami Chapati as he has her picture of he as his avatar, she was on campus here at essex uni last week. They were doing an anti hatred stunt where anyone could write some form of hate or predudise they want to see smashed on a wall that they then knocked down. Somebody wrote on the wall "Fu#+ing Asians"
Which probably wnt down well with her as it was in 12 inch high letters.
Not guilty her before anyone asks ;D

Keith ABS

 ;D

I nearly got thrown out of there for playing a practical joke on a mate of mine, who just happened to be asian. The frenzy of pita do-gooder types there has clearly not subsided much in the last 25 years. ::)

Then there was the time I got caught on the vice chancellor's property infusing an inappropriate herbal substance... :-[
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 :o :o :o :D ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Mister Rog on 30 March 2017, 10:33:24
Knowing how much he loves Shami Chapati as he has her picture of he as his avatar, she was on campus here at essex uni last week. They were doing an anti hatred stunt where anyone could write some form of hate or predudise they want to see smashed on a wall that they then knocked down. Somebody wrote on the wall "Fu#+ing Asians"
Which probably wnt down well with her as it was in 12 inch high letters.
Not guilty her before anyone asks ;D

Keith ABS

 ;D

I nearly got thrown out of there for playing a practical joke on a mate of mine, who just happened to be asian. The frenzy of pita do-gooder types there has clearly not subsided much in the last 25 years. ::)

Then there was the time I got caught on the vice chancellor's property infusing an inappropriate herbal substance... :-[

What, You had a cup of green tea ?

Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Rods2 on 31 March 2017, 03:28:33
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

I've heard you are very, very fussy when it comes to women, tits and a slit are the qualifying requirements. ::) ::) :P :P
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2017, 11:46:38
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

I've heard you are very, very fussy when it comes to women, tits and a slit are the qualifying requirements. ::) ::) :P :P

.......and breath in their body. :)
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2017, 12:11:51
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

I've heard you are very, very fussy when it comes to women, tits and a slit are the qualifying requirements. ::) ::) :P :P
That's Shami out then, no tits.
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2017, 12:36:01
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

I've heard you are very, very fussy when it comes to women, tits and a slit are the qualifying requirements. ::) ::) :P :P
That's Shami out then, no tits.

Although he'll deny it Shami is TB's fantasy shag.
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: TheBoy on 31 March 2017, 13:11:01
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

I've heard you are very, very fussy when it comes to women, tits and a slit are the qualifying requirements. ::) ::) :P :P
That's Shami out then, no tits.

Although he'll deny it Shami is TB's fantasy shag.
No, I really wouldn't want to deprive you of the ugly bitch.  TBH, I'm not sure I could even manage it....
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2017, 14:31:42
I don't agree with many, or any, of her views but I get the feeling she may be pretty good in the sack. I believe her feminist/lesbian ways to be curable with the right approach. :)

I've heard you are very, very fussy when it comes to women, tits and a slit are the qualifying requirements. ::) ::) :P :P
That's Shami out then, no tits.

Although he'll deny it Shami is TB's fantasy shag.
No, I really wouldn't want to deprive you of the ugly bitch.  TBH, I'm not sure I could even manage it....

See....I told you he'd deny it. :)
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 31 March 2017, 15:48:32
What is this thread all about?? ::) ::) ::)

Opti already has a REAL female as a girl friend, who is named after the greatest English Queen, who knows no bounds to investing in her precious car, and can kick and bite as good as any other woman, but is very loving......................now who am I describing then? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: TheBoy on 31 March 2017, 17:08:58
now who am I describing then? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
STEMO?
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 31 March 2017, 17:11:25
now who am I describing then? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
STEMO?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2017, 17:38:00
Queen STEMO. I mustn't have been paying attention in history when we did that one.  ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lincs Robert on 31 March 2017, 18:17:32
Queen STEMO. I mustn't have been paying attention in history when we did that one.  ;D

So, where exactly does the handle STEMO come from? Is it an abbreviation for something or an acronym maybe?
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 31 March 2017, 18:26:16
Queen STEMO. I mustn't have been paying attention in history when we did that one.  ;D

So, where exactly does the handle STEMO come from? Is it an abbreviation for something or an acronym maybe?

Don't ask...........to late, but you'll regret it! :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2017, 18:47:50
STE is me. MO is not me  ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lincs Robert on 31 March 2017, 18:59:20
STE is me. MO is not me  ;D

No, don't get it - perhaps I'm too thick .....
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 31 March 2017, 19:06:38
STE is me. MO is not me  ;D

No, don't get it - perhaps I'm too thick .....

I said you'll regret it! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: BazaJT on 31 March 2017, 19:16:46
You'll have to watch it Lizzie,there's only so many flying laptops Opti can dodge/afford to replace :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2017, 19:19:04
STE is me. MO is not me  ;D

No, don't get it - perhaps I'm too thick .....
MO is my wife.
When we got our first computer, complete with dial up internet, we need one of these new-fangled email address thingies, only needed one between the two of us. So STE&MO.
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 31 March 2017, 19:28:15
You'll have to watch it Lizzie,there's only so many flying laptops Opti can dodge/afford to replace :D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Lincs Robert on 31 March 2017, 20:05:39
STE is me. MO is not me  ;D

No, don't get it - perhaps I'm too thick .....
MO is my wife.
When we got our first computer, complete with dial up internet, we need one of these new-fangled email address thingies, only needed one between the two of us. So STE&MO.

Gotcha...... You've just given me an idea for another topic  :y
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2017, 21:47:16
STMO not STEMO.
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2017, 21:49:16
STE is me. MO is not me  ;D

So your first name is Stella. Sounds about right. :)
Title: Re: Doctor Optis girl friend
Post by: STEMO on 31 March 2017, 22:02:13
STMO not STEMO.
What's that you say, Oti?  ;D