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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STEMO on 03 July 2017, 14:44:00
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
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Tere aren't many things more stressful than teaching a family member to drive. Best left to someone who cant chin them. ;D
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:D
Before my my brother passed his test, he begged me to let him park my old v6 estate
We were in an empty sainburys carpark and he got scared when the front of the car rose up compared to the naff corsa he was learning in
was funny
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I had my first driving lesson aged 10 on my Dads 'Little Grey Fergie' tractor. :y
When he decided I'd got the hang of it, he let me off on my own round the field while he went in for a cuppa. I thought, I wonder what happens if I let the clutch off quickly? and promptly did a wheelie! :o ;D
Luckily the 'Old Man' didn't see this and by the time he came back out I'd stopped shaking and was merrily going round and round, although a bit too fast for his liking! ::) :)
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
The marks the missus will leave when she finds out will disguise/hide it ;D
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards can't see once they have all their electronic gadgetry stuck all across the windscreen.
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards get dizzy from going round all the roundabouts!
FTFY ;)
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards get dizzy from going round all the roundabouts!
FTFY ;)
I believe this means 'fixed that for you'
For a long time I thought it meant 'f*ck that f*ck you'
I must stop thinking the worst of people. :)
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
Lucky there is no brain in your head or it might have been damaged. :P :P :P
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
Lucky there is no brain in your head or it might have been damaged. :P :P :P
I have the brain of a planet, but it would be wasted on here. :)
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards can't see once they have all their electronic gadgetry stuck all across the windscreen.
Tempted, very tempted to fix this but I had better behave. ::) ::) ::)
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
Lucky there is no brain in your head or it might have been damaged. :P :P :P
I have the brain of a planet, but it would be wasted on here. :)
No doubt the biggest in the Solar system, Jupiter. :P :P :P
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards get dizzy from going round all the roundabouts!
FTFY ;)
I believe this means 'fixed that for you'
For a long time I thought it meant 'f*ck that f*ck you'
I must stop thinking the worst of people. :)
Does it? I don't really know to be honest M'lud... :-\ Kevin Wood uses it, so it must be OK whatever it means! ::) :)
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
Lucky there is no brain in your head or it might have been damaged. :P :P :P
I have the brain of a planet, but it would be wasted on here. :)
No doubt the biggest in the Solar system, Jupiter. :P :P :P
That's very apt given that Jupiter is mostly gas! ;D
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Face. Bovvered ???
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If you think he is that bad you should see some of the people around here and they've apparently passed a test.
No wonder the kids around Milton Keynes can't drive, the poor bastards get dizzy from going round all the roundabouts!
FTFY ;)
I believe this means 'fixed that for you'
For a long time I thought it meant 'f*ck that f*ck you'
I must stop thinking the worst of people. :)
Does it? I don't really know to be honest M'lud... :-\ Kevin Wood uses it, so it must be OK whatever it means! ::) :)
Sounds like a downtown Bangkok translation M'lud. :-X
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Jeez....I won't do that again in a hurry, I'm not sure he has the aptitude. He got it moving in first in a long, narrow car park, I'd already told him about clutch and brake if we needed to stop. We were reaching the end of the car park, when I said "gently on the brake". Of course, I didn't have my seatbelt on, but I think the lump on my forehead will go down quickly. It's more of a red mark than a lump, really. ;D
Lucky there is no brain in your head or it might have been damaged. :P :P :P
I have the brain of a planet, but it would be wasted on here. :)
No doubt the biggest in the Solar system, Jupiter. :P :P :P
That's very apt given that Jupiter is mostly gas! ;D
Vapid hot air incarnate ;D