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Title: Flap trouble
Post by: Shackeng on 08 July 2017, 17:24:34
The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
That finished badly..... On bail till my court appearance. :-[
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Bigron on 08 July 2017, 17:30:39
Did someone buy you a book of bad jokes for your birthday?

Ron.
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Mr Gav on 08 July 2017, 19:04:58
You will never get you Fire tv stick sorted out at this rate  ;D
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Rods2 on 08 July 2017, 19:23:18
Quote from: Shackeng on 08 July 2017, 17:24:34
The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
That finished badly..... On bail till my court appearance. :-[

Sounds like you got into a bit of a flap! ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: STEMO on 08 July 2017, 20:05:43
May I point you in the direction of this board, Mr Shackeng:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=37671.0
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Auto Addict on 09 July 2017, 10:00:30
Quote from: STEMO on 08 July 2017, 20:05:43
May I point you in the direction of this board, Mr Shackeng:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=37671.0

Wot he says
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Shackeng on 09 July 2017, 11:28:07
Please remove any that offend, my apologies. :y

PS Anything offensive is in the mind of the reader.
Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 July 2017, 13:57:33
Quote from: Shackeng on 08 July 2017, 17:24:34
The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
That finished badly..... On bail till my court appearance. :-[

Speaking of flaps. Many years ago I had a girlfriend with piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags. :-\

These days the 'Labia doctor' would have them gone in a flash. :)



Title: Re: Flap trouble
Post by: Bigron on 09 July 2017, 15:12:32
"In a flash"  ho ho, hee hee!  ;D

Ron.