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Title: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Shackeng on 08 July 2017, 17:29:53
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?” The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So what’ s wrong with that?”? The man said “Well the month is up tonight”. ::)
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Bigron on 08 July 2017, 17:36:35

STOP!

Ron.
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: TD on 08 July 2017, 17:45:06
Ermm .... there is a sticky thread for jokes Shack.....at the top of the page....
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: BazaJT on 08 July 2017, 21:14:57
Way back in the mid '70's when I was married my wife as she was then went to a neighbours one evening to have her hair done and I promptly fell asleep on the sofa.When she returned she woke me with the question "Do you like my new hairstyle?"A quick glance from me through half open eyes and I said "No".She didn't talk to me for three days!! It was sheer bliss ;D
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Bigron on 08 July 2017, 22:07:53
In Dorset, just outside Wareham, there is a pub with the name "The Silent Woman".
The inn sign is of a decapitated woman with her head under one arm.....that should do the trick!  :y

Ron.
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 08 July 2017, 22:52:59
We know how to treat women round yer!  ;D
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Post by: Doctor Gollum on 09 July 2017, 00:01:42
We know how to treat women round yer!  ;D
Bet you still would though... ::)
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Auto Addict on 09 July 2017, 09:59:36
Ermm .... there is a sticky thread for jokes Shack.....at the top of the page....

Wot he says
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Shackeng on 09 July 2017, 11:29:43
For some reason I thought that's where i'd put it. :-[
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 09 July 2017, 11:30:45
Sounds like a good punchline, but you forgot to post the start of the joke.  :D
Title: Re: ♫ Silence is Golden ♫
Post by: shyboy on 09 July 2017, 17:41:03
Sounds like a good punchline, but you forgot to post the start of the joke.  :D
;D ;D ;D