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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Shackeng on 08 July 2017, 17:29:53
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?” The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So what’ s wrong with that?”? The man said “Well the month is up tonight”. ::)
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STOP!
Ron.
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Ermm .... there is a sticky thread for jokes Shack.....at the top of the page....
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Way back in the mid '70's when I was married my wife as she was then went to a neighbours one evening to have her hair done and I promptly fell asleep on the sofa.When she returned she woke me with the question "Do you like my new hairstyle?"A quick glance from me through half open eyes and I said "No".She didn't talk to me for three days!! It was sheer bliss ;D
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In Dorset, just outside Wareham, there is a pub with the name "The Silent Woman".
The inn sign is of a decapitated woman with her head under one arm.....that should do the trick! :y
Ron.
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We know how to treat women round yer! ;D
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We know how to treat women round yer! ;D
Bet you still would though... ::)
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Ermm .... there is a sticky thread for jokes Shack.....at the top of the page....
Wot he says
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For some reason I thought that's where i'd put it. :-[
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Sounds like a good punchline, but you forgot to post the start of the joke. :D
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Sounds like a good punchline, but you forgot to post the start of the joke. :D
;D ;D ;D